After Days of Travel...THE SHOOTERS BACK!

**sweethook** · 02-21-19, 06:25 PM

son if you need a winner are if in a bind . just ask

**The Shooter** · 02-22-19, 12:44 AM

Originally posted by BeatTheJerk

Damn I assumed you’d be @ +50k by now player. Hard to maintain a life style that TMZ would follow

about your less fortune.

LOL. Ya I’ve been on a bad run. But it’s funny still being up 9K in my time here. The ones that actually wager on this forum, there may be 1 or 2 who are even up more the a grand or two. Took another night off tonight. I’ll wait till the feelings right.

**The Shooter** · 02-22-19, 12:47 AM

Originally posted by Bostongambler

Jeez Shooter, Your roll is going down faster than Ronald at a bathhouse.

Let’s go, get it in!!

Lol ya man I’ve been cold. Still in the green though brother. That’s what it’s all about. Knowing when to slow down, and knowing when to drop the bomb and get it all back. Most would keep firing away and be down 15K by now. That’s the beauty of being where I am financially. If I wanna take a few days or a week off here and there it’s no problem. I like to call it going on a diet. Just watch what ya eat for a month lol. Some of the dengerates on here should try it for the rest of their lives and stop kissing away their pay cheque’s every 2 weeks, and deep throating their **** and lines of credit. You see, even when I’m ice cold I’m still teaching lessons to a lot of these idiots. Watch and learn fellas

**The Shooter** · 02-22-19, 12:50 AM

Originally posted by ans61201

Air martingale in 5...4..3..2..1 about as predictable as it gets. That’s the key to long term gambling guys, get super cold and then just up your bet size by 5-10x, that’s how all the winners do it.

When your talking about winners you should be talking about me, The Great One. Even after a couple of bad weeks I’m still up more then you clear in 6 months punching the clock. That’s gotta sting ANUS. I was going to make a reference to it feeling like something up your backend, but we all know you don’t feel much back there these days. Christ last night you had 3 hogs in one hole, didn’t even phase ya. So that wouldn’t work for this situation. But just watch how the great ones play, with control, poise, and always and I mean ALWAYS finish up ahead of the game. Hope your taking notes and not another 3 dongs in your hoop pal.

Your Welcome,

The great One

**The Shooter** · 02-22-19, 05:38 PM

Platinum Play....Flames 3 Way....3080/2200...53-43-2 +8750$

Let’s put the Quackin to rest tonight @ the Saddledome.

Taking the Flames on the 3 Way, risking 3080$/2200 @ -140

Everyone the time has come tomget your face back buried in that plate and rise up with up to the air with a buzz on the brain!

Hop back on board The Express were gunna CHO CHO to a town near you!

53-43-2 +8750$

Uncle Shootsy

**physed** · 02-22-19, 05:38 PM

You suck and so conceited.

**The Shooter** · 02-22-19, 05:48 PM

DIAMOND PLAY! Blue Jackets 3 Way....4725/3500$ @ -135....53-43-2 +8750$

Listen up old friends, it’s time to bury the Hatchet, and put on our favourite Blue Jacket!!

Rolling in on the blacked out truck on 24 inch wheels looking feeling smelling like a million bucks ! We’re doing everything to cover up the smell of jizz and dead chicken dumplings coming out of ANUSBOYS pasta pot rectum. The guys got a stink on him that could make a greaser Sri Lanken cover his beak!

So lets get back at it, and strap on that Blue Jacket, The Shooters the GOAT, the rest of ya can’t HACK it!

Blue Jackets 3 Way...4725/3500$

53-43-2 +8750

The doors are closing, the horn has sounded, my spermwhale Brain is grounded...and your wives are about to get POUNDED !!!!

The Kid is back, with moosenuts just stretching the piss out of my sack, open the glove box and get The Strap, cause Uncle Shooter is leading the ATTACK!!!

BUCKLE UP & DIAL IN, cuz my bankroll is far from thin, and here’s a salty one for Money Shots Chinny chin chin ! Come on boys let’s get er in!!!

THE SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTER!!!!!!!!!

**grease lightnin** · 02-22-19, 05:51 PM

It was inevitable

**The Shooter** · 02-22-19, 05:59 PM

Originally posted by physed

You suck and so conceited.

I’m so conceited but I can’t be defeated, last night your wife and my bird greeted, she defiantly cheated, and I’m sure your heated, with my salty load I treated, 3 or 4 loads repeated, and her tongue was out, and she loves to eat it, guess you can say she needs it, you can only dream it, but the catchers mitt got beated!!

The Shooter is back ! The c o c k of the walk! Talks the talk! And what am I again?? The GOD DAMN C O C K OF THE WALK !!!!!!

Be happy to be a part of greatness Short Bus, you and the millions and millions of others each and everyday get to watch one of the greatest gamblers of this generation, if not of ALL TIME !!!!

suck that in and swallow that, and tell your son Denny the Downy to stop writing me fan mail, I can’t read his chicken scratch hand writing and there’s drool all over the GOD DAMN letters. I have too many to open I don’t have time to try and make out whatever the hell that little DOWNY is writing!

I appreciate the thought, but tell him to stop thinking so much that’s a horrible idea. Get that little shithead a Xanax and tell him to chill the f u c k out. I’m just one man, I’m a human being, a phenomenal one at that, but I don’t have time to sign every picture and mail it back. So piss off Denny. Take the kid to the Special Olympics tryouts or something big Daddy Shooter doesn’t have time to beat that extra chromosome outta him! That’s your job as a father.

IM OUTTA HERE !!! Give Denny The Downy a hug for me, god knows he needs it !!

THE SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOTER !!!!!!

**The Shooter** · 02-22-19, 06:00 PM

Originally posted by grease lightnin

It was inevitable

Like a sore d I c k Greaser...ya just can’t beat it !

**grease lightnin** · 02-22-19, 06:25 PM

Shooter can write me a poem too?

**The Shooter** · 02-22-19, 10:19 PM

54-43-2 +12,250 Blue Jackets win

Cha ching

**The Shooter** · 02-22-19, 11:52 PM

55-43-2 +14,450$ flames win!! Flames win!!! Flames win !!!!

HEY WHYS IT SO QUIET IN HERE ??!? LOOK WHOS BACK YA F U C K I N G GOOFS ????

NO ONE HAS ANYTNING TO SAY????!! A quick 2-0 night for 5700$ ! GUESS WHOSSSSSS BACKKKKKKKK???

Bunch of panzy’s In here don’t even babe the nerve to make a comment?

THANKS BOYS !!! YOUR WELCOME BOYS !!!!

PAPA’s GOT A BRAND NEW BAG!!!!

GET USED TO THAT NUMBER OF 14,450$ GETTING BACK UP THROUGH THE ROOF !!!!!!!!!!

ALLLLLLLLL ABOOOOOARD you little b I t c h e s!

CHOOOO CHOOOO & CHAAAAAA CHINGGG!!

Sincerly ;

THE GREAT ONE !!!

THE SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTER!!!!!!

**Shute** · 02-23-19, 12:13 AM

The SHOOOOOOTER!!!!

**The Shooter** · 02-23-19, 12:49 AM

Originally posted by grease lightnin

Shooter can write me a poem too?

Ya sure grease, let me see what I can do...CHA CHING AND CHO CHOOOO!!

**The Shooter** · 02-23-19, 01:50 AM

Here comes the shooter, here comes the shooter, here comes the shooter YAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Here comes the shooter, here comes the shooter, here comes the shooter YAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Here comes the shooter, here comes the shooter, here comes the shooter YAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Here comes the shooter, here comes the shooter, here comes the shooter YAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Here comes the shooter, here comes the shooter, here comes the shooter YAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Here comes the shooter, here comes the shooter, here comes the shooter YAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Here comes the shooter, here comes the shooter, here comes the shooter YAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Here comes the shooter, here comes the shooter, here comes the shooter YAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Love the crickets in here, love the snapshots cowards of men, sitting here Chiming in when I lose saying I’m done, I’m going to lose it all, BLAH BLAH BLAH, and slob on my knob. Slowly but surely, Uncle Shootsy has gotten his wings back and he’s gunna flyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!! Here comes the Shooter, Here comes the shooter here comes the Shooter Yayayayayayahayayahahyayahayyaya!!!!

Wooooooo! How’s that one feel inside ya ANUSBOY?? You like that one ? You like a couple Diamond plays coming in and testing your already stretched out anus to shreads ?? You like it ? You GOOF!! Put some of that in your bowl and slurp it down !! Why? Because:

Here comes the shooter, here comes the shooter, here comes the shooter YAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Here comes the shooter, here comes the shooter, here comes the shooter YAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Here comes the shooter, here comes the shooter, here comes the shooter YAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Here comes the shooter, here comes the shooter, here comes the shooter YAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Jusssssst in case your tracking which I know most if you are,

Updated Record: 55-43-2 and a big ol sack of +14,450$

”what happned to that big ol sack of money you had Shooter?” I reply with a simple lean in and whisper ever so gently...”shhhh young one, big daddy d I c k just slapped his meatnon the table, dropped a Diamond playbor two, and were right back to 50% of where we were my young ignorant Goofy son”

in Closing, when the c o c k of the walk struts in the room, you take a knee or take a bow. It’s simple, hail the Great One, The Chosen Son, like the millions and millions of others have done.

Goodnight my friends, the blowjob will feel OH SO MUCH BETTER TONIGHT!!

CHA CHING & CHO CHO B I T C H E S!!!!

THE SHOOTER!!!!!!!

**The Shooter** · 02-23-19, 01:46 PM

Predators 3 way....2450/2130$....55-43-2 +14,450$

THE C O C K of the walk came to stop and talk !!!

Music City Baby, and the boys in Yellaaaa are buzzin like a swarm of bumble bees. We are going with the Predators in regulation !

2450-2130$

55-43-2 +14,450

CHO CHO

THE SHOOTER

**physed** · 02-23-19, 07:47 PM

Nashville-loser

**The Shooter** · 02-23-19, 10:33 PM

Originally posted by physed

Nashville-loser

SHORT BUS ... LOSER !!!! Christ your a joke buddy, feeding and breathing the Shooter. Absolute loser, I wipe my ass with guys like you. Waits for my first lost and chimes in...lol. F u c k i n g geek.

**The Shooter** · 02-23-19, 10:35 PM

Predators Fight The Truth...55-44-2 +12,000$

Get a handle on it....

preds get shutout at home, would love to see the stats on how many times the Predators have been shut out at home the last 6 years.

Anyways not a biiiiig deal! It’s like water running off a ducks back!

55-44-2 +12,000$

The Shooter

**Fade2Win** · 02-23-19, 10:45 PM

Go back to huge chalk mls and teasers you are out of your element Shitter... Mr 80 pct lmao what is that one winning day in like weeks and losing again tonight. Goodluck on the wrestling career.

**grease lightnin** · 02-24-19, 04:22 PM

I found another video of shooter

**BeatTheJerk** · 02-24-19, 04:27 PM

Originally posted by grease lightnin

I found another video of shooter

Roasted

**The Shooter** · 02-24-19, 06:35 PM

Flames 3 Way...Platinum Play...2625/1750$...55-44-2 +12,000$

Line me Up and Knock em down !

Got the Flames TONIGHT, in regulation!

55-44-2 +12,000$

ALLLLL ABOARD

CHO CHO

**The Shooter** · 02-24-19, 06:38 PM

Platinum Play JETS MONEY LINE...2700/2250$...55-44-2 +12000

And we will follow up that pick with the Jets tonight on the money line in Arizona !

The c o c k of the walk has one for ya !

Jets Money Line ! 2700/2250$

55-44-2 +12,000$

Buckle Up because Shooter Airlines is prepares for TAKE OFF !!!

WOOOO!!

THE SHOOTER !!!

**sweethook** · 02-24-19, 08:51 PM

hey you got anything ?

**Bostongambler** · 02-24-19, 08:53 PM

Get em Shitter!!!!

**Bostongambler** · 02-24-19, 08:58 PM

Ehhhh, I mean shooter !!!

**The Shooter** · 02-24-19, 09:57 PM

Glames win in regulation !! 56-44-2 +13,750

Some late historics put a few scoots in my pocket and a couple muzzles on some of you clowns. Like clock work boys. Cha Ching

56-44-2 +13,750$

Watch & Learn

The Great One

**funnyb25** · 02-24-19, 09:58 PM

The Shooooooooooooooooter

**Mackballs** · 02-24-19, 10:03 PM

Shooter might be the best we have at the moment.

**ans61201** · 02-25-19, 12:48 AM

Originally posted by The Shooter

Some late historics put a few scoots in my pocket and a couple muzzles on some of you clowns. Like clock work boys. Cha Ching

56-44-2 +13,750$

Watch & Learn

The Great One

Anddddd second one loses and down for the day. Lays the chalk on two road teams. Still hasn’t figured out that if he doesn’t go 2-0 he’s stuck lol road favs 😂😂

**physed** · 02-25-19, 02:32 AM

Another losing day for this loser, The only winner you can pick is your loser. Get off this forum LOSER.

**The Shooter** · 02-25-19, 01:10 PM

Jets Lose...56-45-2 +11,050

Still the best one this forum has seen in years. Small hiccups yes, but a winner none the less. As long as you see the “+” I know I’ve done my job.

Moosenuts Out!

**The Shooter** · 02-26-19, 06:25 PM

Caps 3 way....3600/2k....56-45-2 +11,050

Here comes the shooter here comes the shooter here comes the shooter ya ya ya !!!!

Caps 3 way!

3600/2k

56-45-2 +11,050$

here he comes!! Ya ya ya !!!

Uncle shootsy comin at ya with a lot of hop, some pop and of course the c o c k of the walk !!!!!