After Days of Travel...THE SHOOTERS BACK!

**The Shooter** · 01-23-19, 06:12 PM

Platinum Play 1650/1500$....NO/DET Under 222

We wil start off this Wednesday night with a play down in the Big Easy. I’m going with the under. Both big men out for both teams, a lot of points will have to made up by other guys who are not used to getting as many touches. That’s how I’m starting my night off here. More to follow. GRAB YOUR SEAT! We’re ready for TAKE OFF !!! ALLLLLL ABOOOOOOARD!!!!

NO/DET UNDER 222....1650/1500

Love,

The Shooter !

**The Shooter** · 01-23-19, 06:21 PM

Canadiens 3 Way. Platinum Play. 1800/1500$

Taking the Canadiens tonight @ home in regulation. The Yotes are playing some good hockey right now and the return of Galychenuck should be interesting. Maximus Domi is also squaring off against his old team. The Habs are well rested have had 4 days off and have been at home for almost a week. The crowd at the Bell Centre will be buzzin tonight !

ALL ABOOOOOARD FELLAS!!!!

1800/1500$

37-27-2 +18,575$

**The Shooter** · 01-23-19, 06:28 PM

76ers Money Line...Platinum Play...2680/2000$

The third play of the night for me is the Philly 76ers at home Vs San Antonio.

Should be a dandy !

Sit back relax and Let THE SHOOTER TAKE YOU TO YOUR FINAL DESTINATION!!!

ALLLLLLL ABOOOOOOARD !!!!

**The Shooter** · 01-23-19, 06:36 PM

Vancouver Money Line...Platinum Play...1650/1500$

My fourth and final play is going down in the beautiful city of Vancouver ! I normally don’t make more then 2 plays a night, but I’ve had my eye on this card for a couple of days. So let’s not get used to this many plays fellas, but The Shooter is pulling out the heavy unit and slapping it on a forehead or 2 tonight ! Warm up the kettle! Get the tea bags out and ready to fly ! We’ll catch ya in Van City tonight !

37-27-2 +18,575$

Good Luck to all tonight ! Let’s make ourselves a few scoots !!!

you know what comes next right ? No MONEY SHOT I didn’t say c u m let’s not start foaming at the mouth!

ALLLLLLL ABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARD !!!!!!!!

**TheMoneyShot** · 01-23-19, 07:00 PM

Originally posted by The Shooter

Money SHOT !!! STFU!!!!

This is Shooters Tour. You can thank yourself now that I won’t post my f u c k I n g slips. You don’t come in MY THREAD swinging your tiny unit around thinking your the c o c k of the walk. So go suck Your mother. I’ll do whatever the hell i want. Beat it pal!

Oh... I see.... that's because you're really a broke dik fu#$ like most touts.

You're someone that can be trusted.

If you aren't even putting up your hard earned money.... why should anyone else? FRAUD.

**DJKhalid** · 01-23-19, 07:09 PM

Ran into J-LO in Kamloops back in 05'. Beautiful country!

**DJKhalid** · 01-23-19, 07:12 PM

She was doing a movie or some sh*t filling up her tank.

**Festoon** · 01-23-19, 10:25 PM

Shooter your the fukn man!!!this wallet of mine is getting sooooo fat!!! to the haters its not too late to get on the shooter express!!

**Festoon** · 01-23-19, 10:26 PM

I pictured Money Shot on his knees praying the Spurs would make that last shot!!

**Festoon** · 01-23-19, 10:32 PM

Originally posted by TheMoneyShot

Oh... I see.... that's because you're really a broke dik fu#$ like most touts.

You're someone that can be trusted.

If you aren't even putting up your hard earned money.... why should anyone else? FRAUD.

Get over it already !! The guy just keeps on winning

**The Shooter** · 01-24-19, 01:12 AM

NOT A BIG DEAL BOYS!!! A 3-1 night For The Shooter!!!

AND THATS THE WAY TO HER BOYS!!!!!!! Just another night @ the office for big daddy dick!

That will improve the record to....

40-28-2 +21,925$

HEY MONEY SHOT TAKE THAT ALL OVER YOUR FACE YA PLUG!!!!

The Shooter is the one ya want, the one ya need and the one ya gotta have !!

THATS THE WAY TO DO HER BOYS !!!

Love your favourite Capper,

THE SHOOOOOOTER!!!!!!

**5918mike** · 01-24-19, 01:42 AM

Thank you Shooter

**shocka1212** · 01-24-19, 02:00 AM

this thread is amazing.

**inmyownzone** · 01-24-19, 02:27 AM

Originally posted by shocka1212

this thread is amazing.

Yes it is. I come here at the end of the night to get a good laugh in before bed. You’re the man shooter! Keep giving it to her!

**The Shooter** · 01-24-19, 02:28 AM

Originally posted by 5918mike

Thank you Shooter

NP brother Mikey ! We will keep it going! Cheers my man!

**The Shooter** · 01-24-19, 02:30 AM

Originally posted by inmyownzone

Yes it is. I come here at the end of the night to get a good laugh in before bed. You’re the man shooter! Keep giving it to her!

Zoner!! Thanks a lot ! This is what I do homie, we tea bag bookies, rip apart Bukkake Lovers. We put losers in their place and we give The average Joe a shot at making some money...and the best part is we have a great time doing it ! Congrats to everyone who jumped on board the SHOOTER EXPRESS TONIGHT ! Like every other night, blowjobs and beers are always on me !

THE SHOOTER!

**The Shooter** · 01-24-19, 02:30 AM

Originally posted by shocka1212

this thread is amazing.

Thanks shock! Thanks for stopping in ! Your still welcome aboard anytime !

**The Shooter** · 01-24-19, 02:32 AM

Originally posted by Festoon

I pictured Money Shot on his knees praying the Spurs would make that last shot!!

Hahahahah ! FESTY!!! Thanks bro! Nothing better then doing it night after night and get called a FRAUD by the Asian salty soup slurper! Appreciate the support as always Fester...let’s keep her goin!!!

**The Shooter** · 01-24-19, 02:43 AM

Originally posted by TheMoneyShot

Oh... I see.... that's because you're really a broke dik fu#$ like most touts.

You're someone that can be trusted.

If you aren't even putting up your hard earned money.... why should anyone else? FRAUD.

Jesus Christ Sugar lips, how many times ? How many nights do I have to continue to pad my pockets as well as everyone else with half a brain in here jumping on board THE SHOOTER EXPRESS!!! It’s called flying with class and a pocket full of cash! You’d know nothing about that, because your a factory worker punching the clock and after work at the Asian warehouse slurping on c o c k !!! I will NEVER do what your ugly mug tells me to. You STFU in my thread and I’ll let you off the hook. You’ll never be welcome aboard the Express or Shooter Airlines! I don’t care how bad you wanna take my load on your greasey mug. Your a joke ! Have you not seen the tide turned ? Have you not seen all the Shooter-maniacs coming over to the good side ? The winning side ! Flying first class with a pocket full of cash, while your sitting there begging for another load getting dumped on your face like a bucket of trash. How many times do I have to rip you apart, shame you, publically humiliate you? Before you get it ? Get the GOO OUT OF YOUR EYES! And the two inch units out of both ears ! You’ve been following me around for 6 weeks, watching every move I make. You’ve been lit up so many times with these bone crushing Chirps I’m surprised you haven’t changed your name and profile pic. Know ones on your side..not one guy has your back....but everyone is welcome to fire up their joy stick and give that awful face a c o c k slap ! Your pathetic ! I can’t be trusted ? Lol says the guy with a gallon of Kung pow chicken spunk on his mug. Hahahahaha !!! THE BEST TO EVER DO IT !! THE SHOOTER!!!! Send me a pic in the mail I’ll sign it for ya and send it back with some spunk on it for ya to eat ya piece of shit !

AND STILLLLLLLLLLL......your idol, your fantasy, the one you wish everyday you could be...ME! THE SHOOOOOOTER!!!!

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**The Shooter** · 01-24-19, 02:44 AM

Originally posted by DJKhalid

Ran into J-LO in Kamloops back in 05'. Beautiful country!

Some say it’s Gods Country ! But most call it SHOOTERS COUNTRY!! And your welcome up here anytime Khalid! ANOTHA ONE !!!!

**The Shooter** · 01-24-19, 02:27 PM

Woke Up Today With a Heavy Hammer!!!

not sure if it was the 4K pocketed last night or the Biafra I took at 2am and absolutely punished a 23 year old, but I woke up today with a veiny meaty bugger !!! I wanted to read the news about Vensiuvala and all I could see on the headlines was

“THE SHOOTER STILL #1”

”The Life & Times of THE SHOOTER”

”The Top handicapper In the World Today THE SHOOTER”

”A Look inside The Great One”

”The Worlds best Capper Gets Penis Reduction Surgery” (fake news but it is meaty!)

”Donald Trump Ackowledges The abetting World & Appoints THE SHOOTER as the one to watch”

”THE SHOOTER HAS DONE IT AGAIN!”

Today is a good day! LETS GET ER GOIN TONIGHT FELLAS!!! THATS THE WAY TO DO HER BOYSSSSSSS!!!!!

**The Shooter** · 01-24-19, 06:23 PM

Portland trail blazers Money Line .....5500$/1500$....40-28-2 +21,925$

We’re getting er goin with a heavy risk for a heavy reward tonight on the backend !!

LETS GO BOYS! GOTTA HAVE MOOSENUTS TO PLAY WITH THE BIG BOYS!

LOVE THE SHOOTER!

**TheMoneyShot** · 01-24-19, 07:17 PM

No one with 1/10th left of their brain lays something like that.

Why would we need you to spin the bottle for us? Any jackass can make a ML play like that. Did you call Lang for this play?

Is this real life?

You that nervous in the NBA pal?

Oh wait... it's $5,500 of AIR MONEY. Certainly not yours.

**TheMoneyShot** · 01-24-19, 07:20 PM

Heavy Risk.... heavy reward????

You can't make this sh#$ up

**The Shooter** · 01-24-19, 07:30 PM

Originally posted by TheMoneyShot

No one with 1/10th left of their brain lays something like that.

Why would we need you to spin the bottle for us? Any jackass can make a ML play like that. Did you call Lang for this play?

Is this real life?

You that nervous in the NBA pal?

Oh wait... it's $5,500 of AIR MONEY. Certainly not yours.

Hahahha there you are goof!!! Air money, f u c k Mann your such a loser. Real men make real plays. Moosenuts it’s called. You have an extra Chromosome ! I’m THE SHOOTER!!! ALL ABOOOOARD!!!!

**The Shooter** · 01-24-19, 07:42 PM

2 Team ML parlay...GSW/POR...2000/1010$...

My only other play tonight is a two team parlay. Both money lines GSW/POR....

nothing else the Shooter likes tonight !

good luck to all, sorry if some guys can’t tail these plays. I only make picks I feel
comfortable with.

ALLLLLL ABOARD!!

good luck!

THE SHOOTER !

**The Shooter** · 01-24-19, 11:33 PM

Straight Play & Parlay Both Cash! 2-0 Tonight...42-28-2 +24,435$

AND THATS THE WAY TO DO HER BOYSSSSSS!!!!!

It May not have been the prettiest on paper and I know guys like Money Shot don’t have the moosenuts to lay those type of plays...Big money like plays and parlays are not the smartest way to wager on the regular but when you look at a card for the night and you really don’t feel anything else, your up large, and HAVE A BIG OL SET OF MOOSENUTS, you can capltilzie on these sort of things. Hopefully some guys tailed the plays, or even the money line parlay, but anyway ya slice it I see a profit of 2510$ tonight and we move on to the next day !

Congrats to the followers, tailers, and the haters can put that one in their pipe and take a huge TOKE!!

Fold up your seat back tables, and fasten your seatbelts and prepare for landing ! Shooter Airlines has gotten you to your destination ! Just to recap:

42-28-2 +24,435$

i will now sit back and wait for certain idiots to chime in and when they do like always, I’ll tare them to shreads !!!

CHOOO CHOOOO & CHAAA CHING!!!!

SHOOTER LOVES YA’S!!!!!!

**KiDBaZkiT** · 01-24-19, 11:39 PM

Well first you might want to "TEAR" them to shreds. Even if u could talk trash you still would have a 3 inch canadian pekker that is light years away from the g spot. You dress like your an extra for the original "Clerks" movie and are more excited about 42-28 than anybody I have ever seen. That is not even impressive considering you had to take 14pt faves on the ml and do 16pt teasers.

**KiDBaZkiT** · 01-24-19, 11:40 PM

Btw never watched one of your rap videos cuz I already know you suck so fukking bad it would just irritate me watching another f*g spit recycled bars over and over

**KiDBaZkiT** · 01-24-19, 11:41 PM

"Moosenuts" buddy your smuggling grapes and you know it.

**The Shooter** · 01-24-19, 11:59 PM

Originally posted by KiDBaZkiT

Well first you might want to "TEAR" them to shreds. Even if u could talk trash you still would have a 3 inch canadian pekker that is light years away from the g spot. You dress like your an extra for the original "Clerks" movie and are more excited about 42-28 than anybody I have ever seen. That is not even impressive considering you had to take 14pt faves on the ml and do 16pt teasers.

Lol wow penis breath that took you 3 different messages to spit it all out eh ? Lol. Buddy your profile pic is a championship trophy and you never played a competitive sport in your life. When you played house league soccer you won most improved player every year aka the kid who f u c k I n g sucks and the coach needed to give him something (and you played the gayest sport on earth). In track and field you kicked and screamed and begged mommy to stay home because you were an absolute slob and couldn’t finish the 100M dash without passing out and puking on yourself. The king of the “Participation” ribbon, while the Shooter stood up on the podium and ridiculed clowns like you. Talking about the way I dress, this simply goes back to the case of you knowing who I am and me having no clue who you are. I knew a thousand of geeks like you in school who just couldn’t get it done year in and year out. Like I said about tonight’s games I didn’t like the card, so what did I do ? I won f u c k I n g money asthma boy. PS my site doesn’t offer 16 point teasers so I’ve never once taken one. What I do is win...win all the time and win a lot of money. Keep dreaming of that championship trophy you’ll never touch or ever be apart of something so special. The only thing you’ll be apart of is sitting on the sidelines, with a red face, shit stains and that ASTHMA PUFFER In your mouth just praying for the heart pulpertarions to stop you lazy unatheltic piece of shit! Hahahahaha!!! Once again! THE SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTER gets the win...whos next ?

**5918mike** · 01-25-19, 12:09 AM

SHOOOOOOOOTER, another double winner

Win	1/24/19 9:05pm Reduced Basketball 561 Portland Trail Blazers -370* vs Phoenix Suns

Win	1/24/19 8:05pm Reduced Basketball 557 Golden State Warriors -430*vs Washington Wizards

**funnyb25** · 01-25-19, 12:10 AM

The Shooooooooooooooter

**KiDBaZkiT** · 01-25-19, 12:14 AM

Shooter that is pathetic. You wrote all that and didn't say one funny thing. Not one. Back to the drawing board. And bud your gonna have to do better than reference how cool you were in high school that's just pathetic. Especially Canadian high school.

**The Shooter** · 01-25-19, 12:28 AM

Originally posted by KiDBaZkiT

"Moosenuts" buddy your smuggling grapes and you know it.

And goofball any clown who says “G-Spot” is the kind of guy that actually never gets laid or has ever heard a woman say that word to him. Go watch another porn there tubby, and don’t tug too hard you may pass out. Make sure that puffer is handy while you beat off, wouldn’t want ya to have a heart attack and lose ya. It’s fun ripping you to shreads. Lol. I keep having flashbacks of me on the podium at track and field swinging my d I c k around and deciding which babe I’m going to squeeeeze one little finger into back in elemtary school and having my pick of the hottest women teachers letting my 10 year old bird do whatever it wanted lol. Hahaha. I’ve been winning since first grade. But the smuggling grapes one I’ll gice ya that’s pretty funny. Was even worth me responding again. Anyways, back to beating that toothpick d I c k with a pair of tweezers pal, and don’t over due it. Night night Tubby White.