Minnesota Never Should Have Signed Cousins

**pavyracer** · 12-16-18, 10:18 AM

Kirk Cousin Career Stats

Record In Primetime Games: 5-13

Record vs Winning Teams: 4-24

Record vs Winning Teams This Year: 0-5

Career Road Record: 12-23-2

**kingdom** · 12-16-18, 02:07 PM

just as they are putting the game away, he puts the fish back in it lol. love to see romo critique him.."he really is a lot like me if you think about.."

**jjgold** · 12-16-18, 02:58 PM

This roosterlicker might blow this game till then I would release him

**MinnesotaFats** · 12-16-18, 03:09 PM

Cousins doing just fine

Top 10 qb

INT was OC a d OL fault for putting in 3rd + 20

Up 3 scores just punt and bury Mia

**KRIT** · 12-16-18, 03:10 PM

Lol at that pick 6, the it right to the Miami DB. He is your average NFL QB, Minny fans just think he looks great because they were used to watching Keenum who is awful.

**eidolon** · 12-16-18, 03:11 PM

I didn't know Cousins played offense, defense and coach.

**BOA12** · 12-16-18, 03:35 PM

Originally posted by kingdom

just as they are putting the game away, he puts the fish back in it lol. love to see romo critique him.."he really is a lot like me if you think about.."

gambling gods love phish.

**BOA12** · 12-16-18, 03:36 PM

Originally posted by MinnesotaFats

Cousins doing just fine

Top 10 qb

INT was OC a d OL fault for putting in 3rd + 20

Up 3 scores just punt and bury Mia

Is Cousins in MSP all relative?

**19th Hole** · 12-16-18, 04:23 PM

"The Minnesota Vikings SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!!"

Said no one EVER.

**MinnesotaFats** · 12-16-18, 04:43 PM

Just another 112 passer rating day for my boy!

**MinnesotaFats** · 12-16-18, 04:48 PM

Originally posted by 19th Hole

"The Minnesota Vikings SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!!"

Said no one EVER.

....

Or jax, Buf, Det, Car, SD, Cle, Bengals, texans, Titans, Cards, Atl

When 35% of the league has no SBs your comment holds no water

The Vikes have been to 4 SBs their first 25 years and 5 NFC title games last 30 years. Very successful franchise.... might be top 3 or 4 in playoff appearances since 65??

**maggiethebestdog** · 12-16-18, 04:54 PM

Originally posted by MinnesotaFats

....

Or jax, Buf, Det, Car, SD, Cle, Bengals, texans, Titans, Cards, Atl

When 35% of the league has no SBs your comment holds no water

The Vikes have been to 4 SBs their first 25 years and 5 NFC title games last 30 years. Very successful franchise.... might be top 3 or 4 in playoff appearances since 65??

Lol
Half the teams you listed are new expansion teams as far as NFL history goes
Very sad

**19th Hole** · 12-16-18, 04:59 PM

Minny Fatty embraces the role of being an also ran.
Low expectations from farm country.

**MinnesotaFats** · 12-16-18, 05:35 PM

???
Every team on that list been in league 25 plus years....except:

Texans and Browns coming up on 20.

League hasn't expanded this century lol

**MinnesotaFats** · 12-16-18, 05:37 PM

Originally posted by 19th Hole

Minny Fatty embraces the role of being an also ran.
Low expectations from farm country.

I live in Florida lol.

Beaches

MNFats was a character from The Hustler, played by Gleason

Later, a pro named Rudolph Wanderline or something took the name and made a living hustling pool.

It has nothing to do with Minnesota or weight lol

**maggiethebestdog** · 12-16-18, 07:31 PM

Originally posted by MinnesotaFats

???
Every team on that list been in league 25 plus years....except:

Texans and Browns coming up on 20.

League hasn't expanded this century lol

Wow
Clueless

**MinnesotaFats** · 12-16-18, 09:11 PM

???

Im clueless

There's only 9 teams in the NFL that have existed less years than MN

The Texans were granted a franchise in 99 started in 02. That's 16 seasons.

Every other teams been here 25 plus years.

How much time is enough time for them to qualify for this post in your brilliant opinion?

**maggiethebestdog** · 12-16-18, 09:35 PM

Originally posted by MinnesotaFats

???

Im clueless

There's only 9 teams in the NFL that have existed less years than MN

The Texans were granted a franchise in 99 started in 02. That's 16 seasons.

Every other teams been here 25 plus years.

How much time is enough time for them to qualify for this post in your brilliant opinion?

Lol
Carolina and Jax both started in 1995
I see math isn't your strong point

Vikings been around since 1961
More than twice as long as 3 of the teams you listed

Please stop

**MinnesotaFats** · 12-16-18, 09:49 PM

Jax and Car were awarded franchises in 93....

But, if you are soinning and want to be technical that means this is their 24th season of actual play. So if they don't win a SB by 30 are they failures? 35?

You still haven't identified the QB the Vikes should have signed in your opinion. We just watched Case earn his big money in their home loss to Cleveland...

Who was available to MN that you believe is better than Kirk and/ or would put MN in the superbowl? Then enlighten me as to the length of time it would take for a team to win (not just make I guess) a SB to be considered "successful" instead of an also ran....

I would point out that teams like Sea, TB, NO, IND have 1 SB but I'd say are far less successful franchises.

**stevenash** · 12-16-18, 09:59 PM

Teddy Bridgewater would look good in Viking purple.

**MinnesotaFats** · 12-16-18, 10:05 PM

LOL

Been there, done that

Guy couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat if it was a pass over 10 yards

Which is odd because he was fairly accurate in college

**jtoler** · 12-16-18, 10:05 PM

minny didnt seem broke just not sure why they were trying to fix it unless they just thought they couldnt sustain their success with keenum and didnt wanna pay him big money for multiyear deal seems he was a good game manager with the talent they have. now its broken for sure for whatever reason whether its more cousins or not.

**maggiethebestdog** · 12-16-18, 10:14 PM

Originally posted by MinnesotaFats

Jax and Car were awarded franchises in 93....

But, if you are soinning and want to be technical that means this is their 24th season of actual play. So if they don't win a SB by 30 are they failures? 35?

You still haven't identified the QB the Vikes should have signed in your opinion. We just watched Case earn his big money in their home loss to Cleveland...

Who was available to MN that you believe is better than Kirk and/ or would put MN in the superbowl? Then enlighten me as to the length of time it would take for a team to win (not just make I guess) a SB to be considered "successful" instead of an also ran....

I would point out that teams like Sea, TB, NO, IND have 1 SB but I'd say are far less successful franchises.

Lol
You are comparing a team in its 57th year on the field with teams with under 25 yrs on the field as if that discrepancy isn't significant

Nobody sane shares your definition of success for an NFL franchise

Nobody sane would pay Cousins double what Keenum or any other available QB makes, especially the guaranteed amount

Cousins not a difference maker for a team
Just not that good

Either you are delusional or the biggest homer in the history of sport
Good luck either way

**KRIT** · 12-30-18, 05:30 PM

Let’s see what Kirky boy is capable of.

**Grits n' Gravy** · 12-30-18, 06:10 PM

If he can’t win in 2h at home in a must win game, Minny made the worst FA signing in NFL history. Took a SB contender to a .500 club in 1 season. How bout that?

Zimmer should hope Minny fires him so he can go coach a team that actually wants to win.

**Grits n' Gravy** · 12-30-18, 06:53 PM

Originally posted by KRIT

Let’s see what Kirky boy is capable of.

Closing a SB window for a franchise and crippling the cap for next 3 seasons.

**TheMoneyShot** · 12-30-18, 07:06 PM

Would Minnesota actually release him during the offseason???

Funniest story ever if they do.

**TheMoneyShot** · 12-30-18, 07:07 PM

10 Points At Home with 4:25 remaining in the game??? Wow.

**t-wizzle** · 12-30-18, 07:08 PM

KRIT dead on as usual. Cousins was a pointless signing. Minny wasted a great roster for 4 years. Now they’re headed back to the bottom.

**TheMoneyShot** · 12-30-18, 07:13 PM

Minnesota will be the first team to file a lawsuit to get their money back from a player who under performed. lol

Cousins ROBBED MINNESOTA. Like robbing a bank

**trytrytry** · 12-30-18, 07:16 PM

Originally posted by TheMoneyShot

Would Minnesota actually release him during the offseason???

Funniest story ever if they do.

we hope so, maybe Joe MAuer has a year in him as QB, he was a nice high school QB

**MinnesotaFats** · 12-30-18, 07:18 PM

OMG

It's not Cousins fault MN giving up 6 yards per carry.

All on prep

Zimmer has never win a meaningful game as a coach except for the miracle last year.

Guy was passed over for 10 years because he's too conservative

**5teamparlay** · 12-30-18, 07:21 PM

What a waste of money.

And no playoffs

**KRIT** · 12-30-18, 07:22 PM

Originally posted by MinnesotaFats

OMG

It's not Cousins fault MN giving up 6 yards per carry.

All on prep

Zimmer has never win a meaningful game as a coach except for the miracle last year.

Guy was passed over for 10 years because he's too conservative

You are so defensive towards Cousins and attacking the rest of the team. I agree that the team has plenty of flaws, Kirk definitely isn’t a strong part of the team either. While he may not be as bad as the line, he is an average QB. Great QBs win big games, Kirk doesn’t win those. He is nothing more than a mediocre QB who pass stats and beats weak teams.

**kingdom** · 12-30-18, 07:30 PM

Originally posted by JIBBBY

Cousins really isn't that good.

jibbs dropping knowledge