Let’s be honest if you don’t go to the bash you’re broke

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 07-18-18, 08:29 AM

Originally posted by grease lightnin

Oh boy. Are you gonna wear a white polo and high waisted white pants too?

Not surprised in the least

just grabbed 3 pair of Travis Mathew Golf Shorts.

Bring your A game

**grease lightnin** · 07-18-18, 08:51 AM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

just grabbed 3 pair of Travis Mathew Golf Shorts.

Bring your A game

I already had to buy a travel bag

Fuk

**Crusherrr** · 07-18-18, 08:53 AM

Or you just don't wanna hang out with old men

**firedawg** · 07-18-18, 08:54 AM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

just grabbed 3 pair of Travis Mathew Golf Shorts.

Bring your A game

Do they help you hit the ball straight ?

**thezbar** · 07-18-18, 09:05 AM

I'm bringing two dimes. Basically A nickel a day.

**RudyRuetigger** · 07-18-18, 09:06 AM

How many times will you clowns mention me or rudy at the bash

I bet over 100

**jjgold** · 07-18-18, 09:11 AM

Rudy nobody cares about anybody when there at the bash

They just enjoy the activities

**vividjohn45** · 07-18-18, 09:13 AM

Jj, I'd rather save my money for a move to the new Jersey area with legal online poker and sports betting or a move back to Vegas. As it is I'm going to Arkansas to see the Rock group Weezer in July. *** I'm also a g.m and have a blind corporate Inspection coming up, which if I am gone, maybe my guys pass maybe they don't, and that's a hassle I don't need, potentially having a second Inspection, where I can be written up. ** At this point better just pack the bags and move to New Jersey. **

**firedawg** · 07-18-18, 09:13 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Rudy nobody cares about anybody when there at the bash

They just enjoy the activities

I’m sure

**RudyRuetigger** · 07-18-18, 09:37 AM

Originally posted by firedawg

I’m sure

If greaser ever makes a par, I bet a fukkin dime it is posted on here before he even makes it back to the cart

What a clown show

**firedawg** · 07-18-18, 09:39 AM

Originally posted by RudyRuetigger

If greaser ever makes a par, I bet a fukkin dime it is posted on here before he even makes it back to the cart

What a clown show

Will Philly put Greaser on the Golds?

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 07-18-18, 09:57 AM

Originally posted by firedawg

Will Philly put Greaser on the Golds?

Practicing as we speak. Greaser in trouble

**RudyRuetigger** · 07-18-18, 10:18 AM

can we have side action on this in the sbrbook

i want to bet greaser runs out of golf balls and philly plays from 5900yds

**RudyRuetigger** · 07-18-18, 10:19 AM

Originally posted by firedawg

Will Philly put Greaser on the Golds?

you notice bigorange quit defending philly

why?

well he now knows he sucks is my guess

so much for that match

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 07-18-18, 10:30 AM

Originally posted by RudyRuetigger

you notice bigorange quit defending philly

why?

well he now knows he sucks is my guess

so much for that match

Big O and I would take you on anytime. You’ll never show.

**jjgold** · 07-18-18, 10:31 AM

You guys are all hackers come on clumsy motherfukkers

**RudyRuetigger** · 07-18-18, 10:32 AM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

Big O and I would take you on anytime. You’ll never show.

you guys backed out last time

was supposed to be in march or april

**jjgold** · 07-18-18, 11:11 AM

Dawg all you do is drink beer all day in backyard with Rudy and tires all over yard

You cannot even swing a fukkin club let alone shoot 75

Rudy get a KEG

**RudyRuetigger** · 07-18-18, 11:53 AM

we have a keg but too much work and prices of kegs are HIGH compared to tallboys

that ok ROOK?

**cincinnatikid513** · 07-18-18, 11:56 AM

nice golf tag team event usc and big o vs rudy and firedawg

**RudyRuetigger** · 07-18-18, 11:58 AM

Originally posted by cincinnatikid513

nice golf tag team event usc and big o vs rudy and firedawg

philly offered us 3 shots PER SIDE...dime each person

well they backed out when we agreed

(mean a dime in POINTS, sorry for confusion mods)

**cincinnatikid513** · 07-18-18, 12:08 PM

Originally posted by RudyRuetigger

philly offered us 3 shots PER SIDE...dime each person

well they backed out when we agreed

(mean a dime in POINTS, sorry for confusion mods)

do they get to hit from the seniors tees

**RudyRuetigger** · 07-18-18, 12:10 PM

philly wouldve been able to

**firedawg** · 07-18-18, 12:11 PM

Philly backed out

TRUE

**grease lightnin** · 07-18-18, 12:22 PM

I mean, if I never had any intention of meeting anyone here, I could just lie and say I am a 3 handicap. Nobody would ever know, right? *cough Firedawg *cough

Philly, keep practicing, I want your best pal

**firedawg** · 07-18-18, 12:23 PM

Originally posted by grease lightnin

I mean, if I never had any intention of meeting anyone here, I could just lie and say I am a 3 handicap. Nobody would ever know, right? *cough Firedawg *cough

Philly, keep practicing, I want your best pal

Or I could be honest unlike 90% of you CLOWNS

**RudyRuetigger** · 07-18-18, 12:45 PM

The bet was made bro

They backed out not us

I said I want 1 month advanced warning to practice

**grease lightnin** · 07-18-18, 12:46 PM

Originally posted by firedawg

Or I could be honest unlike 90% of you CLOWNS

You think I am lying?

**firedawg** · 07-18-18, 12:48 PM

Originally posted by grease lightnin

You think I am lying?

You just accused me of lying
Greaser, in the future only interact with me if you want to make sense

THANKS

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 07-18-18, 12:49 PM

We didn’t back out. You two would never confirm a course.

**RudyRuetigger** · 07-18-18, 12:50 PM

Many do not know this

But before there was a slim shady or these young clowns throwing "shade" or whatever

There was a shady. What did that mean? Well guys like me make fun of cart boys, pro shop employees, cooks, etc because they needed to stay in the SHADE

so if I am out digging a pipe on 18 green and see a cart boy, I say what's up shady

Bc that's where he usually is

**grease lightnin** · 07-18-18, 12:54 PM

Originally posted by RudyRuetigger

Many do not know this

But before there was a slim shady or these young clowns throwing "shade" or whatever

There was a shady. What did that mean? Well guys like me make fun of cart boys, pro shop employees, cooks, etc because they needed to stay in the SHADE

so if I am out digging a pipe on 18 green and see a cart boy, I say what's up shady

Bc that's where he usually is

Do you smoke doobs like Spackler?

**2daBank** · 07-18-18, 12:57 PM

I suck at golf! I tried really really hard 1 summer cause most my friends play. I got to where I could hit some decent shots at the driving range occasionally but was never able to translate that to hitting good shots on the course when I only had 1 swing! I actually putt lot better than most my friends but getting to the green was a constant struggle. Not used to not being good at a sport so got incredibly frustrated and said the fukk with this shit!!! Summers so miserable here anyways I rather not spend my free time out in miserable humidity getting aggravated cause I can’t make the stupid ball fly straight!! I stick to sports where my aggressiveness pays off

**RudyRuetigger** · 07-18-18, 01:03 PM

Originally posted by grease lightnin

Do you smoke doobs like Spackler?

i would play you heads up, 18 beers in 18 holes for me

vs

you sober

6500 or longer

**grease lightnin** · 07-18-18, 01:04 PM

Originally posted by 2daBank

I suck at golf! I tried really really hard 1 summer cause most my friends play. I got to where I could hit some decent shots at the driving range occasionally but was never able to translate that to hitting good shots on the course when I only had 1 swing! I actually putt lot better than most my friends but getting to the green was a constant struggle. Not used to not being good at a sport so got incredibly frustrated and said the fukk with this shit!!! Summers so miserable here anyways I rather not spend my free time out in miserable humidity getting aggravated cause I can’t make the stupid ball fly straight!! I stick to sports where my aggressiveness pays off

You can play golf for your whole life, just about.

Get some foam practice balls, watch YouTube videos and practice in the back yard.

If you are even somewhat coordinated, it will come.