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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    take the pts and the Dawgs....
    since the last time the bulldogs won the ntl championship on the gridiron, I have been impeccable in determining the winner of the big game that decides it....

    using a simple technique.... the first meaningful sign I get on game day, in favor one way or the other, that one team is destined to win, I go with it.....

    that symbol was provided earlier today by none other than the "always fine" amy robach of abc's good morning america.....

    she's, in her own words, "a dawg through and through".....

    one look at this clip convinced me the upset is in play and to let it fly on the dawgs.....




    in the words of Shakira, "hips don't lie"......

    dawgs +4 is most definitely the play tonight
  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #2
    ps, if that cameraman was employed at abc, today is presumably his last day.....

    seriously, who does that shit?
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    • Chi_archie
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-22-08
      • 63167

      #3
      Donk

      why would you blame the camera man?

      for what?
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      • Auto Donk
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 09-03-13
        • 43558

        #4
        Originally posted by Chi_archie
        Donk

        why would you blame the camera man?

        for what?
        duh.... I WAS the fukkin' camera man.....

        sip a double cold chai and wake the fuk up!
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        • funnyb25
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          • 07-09-09
          • 39663

          #5
          Donkers, relax please.
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          • Snowball
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            • 11-15-09
            • 30054

            #6
            wow she is smooth.

            i'm on it !

            no, really... i'm ON IT.
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            • Auto Donk
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 09-03-13
              • 43558

              #7
              guess you had to see me laffin' as I typed that shit, Funny....

              no, I knew I'd never find a clip from this morning's gma on line with that in it, so I whipped out my phone and filmed it since I could use xfinity to rewind the shit to make the clip.....

              I should have thrown in some heavy breathing and "yah baby, move while I jerk it on your " comments in the background to let sbr know it was me.....
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              • grease lightnin
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 10-01-12
                • 16015

                #8
                Mmm leather pants
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                • Auto Donk
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 09-03-13
                  • 43558

                  #9
                  i'm usually not big on blondes, but robach, like vendala and that bagger vance blonde skank, is exceptionally beautiful and clearly only one word describes her performance, mentally and physically, in the sack:
                  HELLCAT!!!


                  (whatever the hell a hellcat actually is..... i've just heard that term over the years as a description used by many men when describing the very best lays they've had....)
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                  • grease lightnin
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                    • 10-01-12
                    • 16015

                    #10
                    Donk,

                    FYI, nobody under 65 uses the word “hellcat”
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                    • Snowball
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                      • 11-15-09
                      • 30054

                      #11
                      she was a freaking succubus... I am drained.
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                      • Auto Donk
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 09-03-13
                        • 43558

                        #12
                        Originally posted by grease lightnin
                        Donk,

                        FYI, nobody under 65 uses the word “hellcat”
                        read closer, i've never used it until tonight
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                        • Auto Donk
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 09-03-13
                          • 43558

                          #13
                          Originally posted by grease lightnin
                          Mmm leather pants
                          she needed some dik in her life at that moment, as well.... it's obvious....

                          if those mascots weren't such fahgs, they'd have started double teaming her on the spot.....
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                          • funnyb25
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                            • 07-09-09
                            • 39663

                            #14
                            Donkers is a fantastic poster. If he made more pick threads, he would be POTY
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                            • jjgold
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 07-20-05
                              • 388179

                              #15
                              Good luck bro
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                              • Auto Donk
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 09-03-13
                                • 43558

                                #16
                                I'd have kept the giant bulldog head on while nailing her..... stark naked except for the giant head

                                and said nothing except "WOOOF WWWOOOOOFFFF WWWOOOOOFFFF, YOU STILL A DAWG, AMY?!?!?!?!?! AAAARRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! YOU'RE MY "BITCH" NOW, DAWG!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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                                • Auto Donk
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 09-03-13
                                  • 43558

                                  #17
                                  did I mention that these hips don't lie?

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                                  • Auto Donk
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 09-03-13
                                    • 43558

                                    #18
                                    i told you mazzah fahkas.... take the dawgs and the points....

                                    from my original post:

                                    "dawgs +4 is most definitely the play tonight"

                                    her hips don't lie....

                                    and my system never fails when it comes to the natl chmpship game.....
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                                    • Bostongambler
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                                      • 02-01-08
                                      • 35581

                                      #19
                                      Tons of shops got middled from what I’m hearing.
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                                      • eswerve4
                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                        • 10-09-11
                                        • 500

                                        #20
                                        Fail!
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                                        • funnyb25
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                                          • 07-09-09
                                          • 39663

                                          #21
                                          Easy win
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                                          • Auto Donk
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                                            • 09-03-13
                                            • 43558

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by funnyb25
                                            Easy win
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                                            • jjgold
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                                              • 07-20-05
                                              • 388179

                                              #23
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