Later, boys. Done til' baseball...

**Auto Donk** · 02-12-17, 07:50 AM

Originally posted by Capybara

Should I be less risky with a two-teamer and go from there?

Joe, whatcha got for me, buddy?

reminds me of one occasion on a sunday morning, after both my wife and I were disgusted at ourselves for having been up a couple grand on slots by mid afternoon on saturday at L'auberge, only to systematically give it all back and lose our starting cash as well, vowing never to come into this "rigged shithole" casino again......

when suddenly, as I'm looking through my empty wallet trying to see if I even have two bucks to tip the bellhop (I don't), I stick my hand down in my pocket and find a twenty I'd forgotten id stuffed in there, and say "fuk it", and jam it in the first random slot machine I see, and BAMM.... HITS FOR FIVE HUNDRED.....

GIVE the wife a c note after cashing the ticket, next thing you know we leave the casino up $300 for the trip, all of our losses recovered.....

it's as if they instinctively know when they've finally broke you and your not coming back.... (maybe they saw how dejected our broke asses were via the "eye in the sky" -- who knows).....

we've been back six times to usually lose our asses again and again.....

good luck, Capy!!!!

**rkelly110** · 02-12-17, 08:51 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

reminds me of one occasion on a sunday morning, after both my wife and I were disgusted at ourselves for having been up a couple grand on slots by mid afternoon on saturday at L'auberge, only to systematically give it all back and lose our starting cash as well, vowing never to come into this "rigged shithole" casino again......

when suddenly, as I'm looking through my empty wallet trying to see if I even have two bucks to tip the bellhop (I don't), I stick my hand down in my pocket and find a twenty I'd forgotten id stuffed in there, and say "fuk it", and jam it in the first random slot machine I see, and BAMM.... HITS FOR FIVE HUNDRED.....

GIVE the wife a c note after cashing the ticket, next thing you know we leave the casino up $300 for the trip, all of our losses recovered.....

it's as if they instinctively know when they've finally broke you and your not coming back.... (maybe they saw how dejected our broke asses were via the "eye in the sky" -- who knows).....

we've been back six times to usually lose our asses again and again.....

good luck, Capy!!!!

Nah, just your personal luck and timing. Been in the casino long enough to know at certain times during the day,
the machines are programmed to hit. Usually every hour and 40 mins. You'll know when they are hitting when
you look around and see flashing lights going off when free games are being played and women are screaming.
It's only about a 10 min window. I try to limit my bets until I see machines being hit and pound when they are.

I hit a machine for 240 games. Kept getting free games during free game spin. Only won $39.

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 02-12-17, 09:11 AM

can't keep a good man down..bury the books, Capy!!

**Sam Odom** · 02-12-17, 09:12 AM

Originally posted by rkelly110

I hit a machine for 240 games...Only won $39.

**jjgold** · 02-12-17, 10:01 AM

Many say if you quit at gambling you will quit at everything else in life

**Sam Odom** · 02-12-17, 10:03 AM

JJ

you should not promote Gambling as much as you do... been very painful to many

**jjgold** · 02-12-17, 10:49 AM

Sammy watch your back here and good luck

I know 7 guys after you at SBR

**Sam Odom** · 02-12-17, 10:58 AM

JJ -- watch this video. Feel sorry for this beat-up Fuk

**Capybara** · 02-15-17, 02:08 PM

Okay, now I really *am* tapped.

Sorry, boys, I let you all down. Terrible gambler.

However, once baseball begins, it is ON again and I guarantee profits! Look out for my thread.

May deposit again for March Madness if I can't take being out of the game... But until then, I'll just be around for poker and trivia and occasional silliness and name-calling.

**funnyb25** · 02-15-17, 02:40 PM

Cappppy Brotha!!! Welcome back buddy!

**Capybara** · 02-15-17, 02:48 PM

Originally posted by funnyb25

Cappppy Brotha!!! Welcome back buddy!

Lol, I hadn't left yet, FunnyB! Now I'm leaving!

(but not completely... just no capping/gambling)

**tatddy** · 02-15-17, 03:14 PM

Capy what's happening in this thread. Taking a break? Nothing wrong with cleansing the mind for a few weeks!

**Capybara** · 02-15-17, 05:54 PM

Originally posted by tatddy

Capy what's happening in this thread. Taking a break? Nothing wrong with cleansing the mind for a few weeks!

Yes, my friend! 5D account went to zero (again), so time for a cleanse! I'll still be around here and there... but NO capping or wagering until at least March Madness.

**jjgold** · 02-15-17, 06:38 PM

Good luck capper
Here is what you do
Bitcoin $50 deposits try and build

**big joe 1212** · 02-15-17, 07:14 PM

Did you find another $200 in your book yet?

**Capybara** · 02-15-17, 08:03 PM

Originally posted by big joe 1212

Did you find another $200 in your book yet?

No, sir, this time it's really $0.00.