JJ Gold, What do you do for valentines day?

**Sam Odom** · 02-13-17, 09:37 AM

this is a sad

thread/topic

**Auto Donk** · 02-13-17, 10:08 AM

be careful with those machines, JJ......

waves/weeder love theirs, but take it slow, don't kill yourself.....

**jjgold** · 02-13-17, 10:13 AM

Automan you're not funny and I'm going to slap that smile right off your face in front of your wife when we finally meet

Previously when I tried out for the mafia that is a tactic I used slapping guys in the face and it really intimidated them

Got a remember I was on the street pal in New York City trying out

Let's just say I'm not a guy you want to tangle with or upset

Getting back to Valentine's Day I probably will watch some romantic porn/soft porn and kind of cry knowing my pitfalls

When I make it back I'm going to get a rooster extension surgically

It's a money issue

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 02-13-17, 10:50 AM

JJ how much does that cost?

Do they charge by the inch?

How big are you going to go?

**Sam Odom** · 02-13-17, 10:52 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

When I make it back I'm going to get a rooster extension surgically

and hair plugs

**Auto Donk** · 02-13-17, 10:54 AM

JJ, just go ass bang this guy.......

i hear gecko ass is tight by nature.....

**jjgold** · 02-13-17, 11:24 AM

**DwightShrute** · 02-13-17, 01:08 PM

**jjgold** · 02-13-17, 01:10 PM

Shutey

**INVEGA MAN** · 02-13-17, 01:20 PM

he will make 1000 post tomoro

**DwightShrute** · 02-13-17, 02:33 PM

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 02-13-17, 02:56 PM

Originally posted by Roadtrip635

It's true, but you forgot to mention the rest of your Valentine's Day outfit

This guy is banged the fuk up.

**DwightShrute** · 02-13-17, 02:57 PM

**DwightShrute** · 02-13-17, 02:58 PM

**grease lightnin** · 02-13-17, 03:02 PM

I am taking my wife to see LaLa Land. Thank God they have beer at this movie theater.

**jjgold** · 02-13-17, 03:04 PM

Everyone fired up

**DwightShrute** · 02-13-17, 03:10 PM

**DwightShrute** · 02-13-17, 03:11 PM

**DwightShrute** · 02-13-17, 03:35 PM

**jjgold** · 02-13-17, 04:00 PM

Shutey on a roll

I have so many ideas

No idea who to fuk

**DwightShrute** · 02-13-17, 04:02 PM

**DwightShrute** · 02-13-17, 04:02 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Shutey on a roll

I have so many ideas

No idea who to fuk

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 02-13-17, 04:05 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Shutey on a roll

I have so many ideas

No idea who to fuk

I have an Idea

Originally posted by jjgold

I ain't big time???

Late last night she was sleeping and I peeked into her room and only had underwear on and basically tried to get her to notice me. I stood there for 40 minutes and hit something so she would awake. Yes she did and she told me to come in, I slowly edged towards her bed and asked if she has any problems that she needs to talk about and she started talking about herself and how she does not like herself kind of an emotional wreck like Robyn but way older, I comforted her and said all the right things and then slowly starting rubbing her arms and then moved my hands by her belly and rubbing there. Se said stop that it is not right and I said no baby it is all right and I was going to make you feel good. She started to be all at ease..................

Now I am going to seduce her and talk dirty, I said do you want my rooster inside of you?? She said yes so I take her hand and put it on my fukkin monster rooster and she starts rubbing it. Well I almost came and lucky I took her hand away. Ok I now go to closet and get TR-78 Lubricant works well with older ladies and had trouble opening it , Mommy heard me struggling in the closet and wanted to know what I was up to and i just said i was getting some jelly for my chapped hands.

Ok I get back into my aunts room and get lube open and start spreading it all over her boby , was kind of sticky so now making a fukkin mess and even got it in my rug and her hair.

I lube up her ass too just in case i go for kill, I furiously stroke my rooster now trying to get it up and now she mentions a condom and i told her no way and I do not use them and "you are fukkin 90 years old" and not going to get pregnant and she kind of resisted but I won her over so tell her I want to fuk her like a dog and told her to turn around, I slapped her ass a few times like the porn guys and tried inserting my rooster in her but it was too slippery. I put too much lube on her ass and everything was slippery. I flip her around and try regular style and same thing. We are creating a little noise now and Mommy asks if everything is alright and my aunt says yes with a sexy giggle.

Anyway I could not get it in her because just way too much lube and I asked her if I coulld fuk her in the ass and she said no, I tried telling her everyone does it so do not worry but she said no. I said blow me and she said no. Well she said forget about this and looked kind of frustrated and asked me if I every been laid before????????????

Fuk her

Never use lube unless your going to anal, my rooster had her excited and I fukked up . The lube gets all over and I even had a hard time flipping her over because she was too slippery, sheets need to be cleaned to,ect.

Well I tried and had a big shot but again failed. I cannot even fuk a 61 year old

**BrickJames** · 02-13-17, 04:08 PM

Brickjames Valentines day tips.

#1. Buy the econo box of condoms. It is almost as much as the 3 pack no joke. Huge money saver.

#2. Buy 2 - 100mg Viagra cut them in half to equal 4 - 50 ** V!

#3. Buy the raunchiest porno you can find. (For if it doesn't work out)

#4. Take one 50mg Viagra early to prime your system.

#5. Start drinking very early. (Before you meet up with her)

#5. Put some HUGE bets on games.

Let the night unfold

**Auto Donk** · 02-13-17, 05:05 PM

don't forget the rose petals.....

**jjgold** · 02-13-17, 05:44 PM

Cut holes on top of condoms a good trick

Better feel

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 02-13-17, 05:49 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Cut holes on top of condoms a good trick

Better feel

With Hookers, JJ?

**tony_come** · 02-13-17, 05:59 PM

Going on a gay date tomorrow

**jjgold** · 02-13-17, 06:01 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

With Hookers, JJ?

of course

I love exploding inside a woman makes me feel in love with her

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 02-13-17, 06:04 PM

Originally posted by tony_come

Going on a gay date tomorrow

Toniest, good luck Buddy.

I hope you at least get to third base.

**DwightShrute** · 02-13-17, 06:11 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Shutey on a roll

I have so many ideas

No idea who to fuk

here are suggestion for ya pal

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 02-13-17, 06:35 PM

Dwight, those are all keepers.

Except for the chest shitter.

**Auto Donk** · 02-13-17, 06:37 PM

someone needs to check in with waves on Mingle 2, to see if he's landed some new dick for valentine's day!!!!

or is he gonna stay with his tried and true hooded lover?????

**DwightShrute** · 02-13-17, 06:38 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Dwight, those are all keepers.

Except for the chest shitter.

and even then ....

**Auto Donk** · 02-13-17, 06:42 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Toniest, good luck Buddy.

I hope you at least get to third base.

on a "gay date" third base usually happens within two-three minutes of "meeting" your knew anonymous lover.....

if a participant in a "gay date" hasn't come within five minutes of the commencement of the "date," a gay considers the date a total failure....