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Lol! Was this is in England,I noticed it said Stag Do in the article.It's this shit right here Stevey
Man on his stag party has beard made of PUBIC HAIR glued to his face
<figure class="inline-image clearfix "> <figcaption> The groom was taped to a wheelchair on his way to his bachelor party </figcaption> </figure> A man has been given the ultimate stag-do makeover by his pals who glued their PUBIC HAIR to his face.
Brave Mark Longley was gaffer taped to to a wheelchair wearing nothing but incontinence pants, clown shoes and the 'new' beard.
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<figcaption>Well groomed: Mark was on his way to Bognor Regis on a train </figcaption> </figure> Mark's friends also drew male genitals on the soon-to-be married man's chest as they took him on a stag party to Bognor Regis via a train from their home town of Crawley yesterday.
A photo of the groom has now gone viral on Facebook and other social networks, after it was originally uploaded by Mark's best man Steve West.
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<figcaption>After: Pals eventually removed the hair from his face </figcaption> </figure> It has been claimed that the pubic hair of around 40 men was used to make the beard.
Steve, who organised the prank, posted: "I was honoured and thought it was very nice of him...but also very silly because he's now on his stag do, on a train to Bognor, gaffer taped to a wheelchair, in just a pair of incontinence pants, clown shoes, silly socks, a penis drawn on his chest and lots of strangers writing on him and has many of his friends' pubes glued to his face.
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<figcaption>Jokers: Mark had to wear the clown shoes and pink shorts </figcaption> </figure> "He's also holding a cabbage that is his best friend for the weekend. If he drops it or puts it down he's going to be doing forfeits. Personally I think he looks like a bit of a plonker."
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<figcaption>Drink up: The groom had rude words written on his body </figcaption> </figure>Comment -
I have a full grown beard on my taint but that's private.Comment -
Shruter, yissy, Dopie, weeder
You lot will never be manly men if you're unable tof grow facial hair
I don't make the rules. I simply abide by them
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Coocher your just asking for someone to make a "Check in if you can grow a full head of hair" thread.
I think most guys on here would rather be considered unmanly by an Aussie they will never meet than be a bald headed fuk.
Cooch I always liked you pal but I can see why your reputation here has begun to plummetComment -
It's a man thing. A pissing contest. Dick measuring. Happens all the time among real men.
Remember a similar thread of Opie and Coochy doing b ball dunks and arm strength?
Now, who's split a black oak? Who here leaves 3 tracks in the snow? Ain't a real man if you can't/ didn't.
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Girls don't like dudes with beards these days,simple as that.Comment -
When a guy as mild mannered as Mo is telling you your making an ass of yourself,that must tell you something.Comment -
Who cares you cAnt control itComment -
Yeah there was a bunch of fertilizer and moisture down there too so I'm not that surprised. It's actually turned into a full blown farm. Hooves hurt sometimes but I can take it.
Sometimes I'm out and the cows moo from down there and yes everyone, that just came out of my pants. I wish they's shut the penetrate up, that's awkward. I'd say I'm sorry but nature is a thing to appreciate.
Yes everyone, the farm on my taint makes the world a better place and is good for the world. Respect that I just don't care. I'm right about this one.Comment -
No it's the clap.
It kinda sucks but clapping is fun, turns the lights on and off.Comment -
fun? how the fuk do you sleep, with your crotch turning on and off the lights all f'n night?Comment -
I dont.Comment -
Canuck looks like he is 45 years old
Kid only 23Comment -
Canuck can I rub your beardComment -
I want to have a stripper rub Canuck's beard in a separate room, on me.
He deserves it.Comment -
Beard needed a trim at this point
I hit the gym and got it done.
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Stevek cranking it...
Thats what 47yo Dopie should be aspiring to...
Oh wait a minute
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is that kid working out in a diaper at "Jerry Sandusky's Gym?"Comment -
You know Donker? he just might be. What a show of determination.Comment -
Not what i assumed Stevie looked like.Comment -
Still waiting on Dopie1988 to check in here
Come on Dopie don't disappoint us.
You're a man's man right
Lets make a deal. You show the board that you can grow a non photoshopped full beard then I'll post my $8400 wager in that other thread you have claimed to be a 'goat' burial??
If I could id also post the hedge as well but all I could show was bank transfers...
Guys what do you think the odds are of Dopie actually doing this?Comment -
0% cuz he probably doesn't give a fuk.Still waiting on Dopie1988 to check in here
Come on Dopie don't disappoint us.
You're a man's man right
Lets make a deal. You show the board that you can grow a non photoshopped full beard then I'll post my $8400 wager in that other thread you have claimed to be a 'goat' burial??
If I could id also post the hedge as well but all I could show was bank transfers...
Guys what do you think the odds are of Dopie actually doing this?Comment -
You challenged him, you show the bet and bank transfers first.Comment -
Opie is absolutely buried in this thread.
There is actually video footage available somewhere out there of him wiping Propecia all over his face. It didn't work. The estrogen coursing through his veins overtook it.Comment -
These e-beefs are so dumb.Comment
