Congrats to Top 100 in SBR Poker Players Championship!!

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Some memorable hands, while I'm thinking about it:

Aggieshawn was my nemesis. He crippled me twice, I was lucky that I was slightly deeper-stacked than him:
1) I ran my AK into his AA.
2) He slow-played QQ on me. My AT flops on Ten-hi board.
...Very shrewd play by Aggie.

3) I push suited King vs small-stack Blind. I flop Nut flush! Can't lose, right? Big blind catches sick runner-runner for ridiculous Full House.

4) I'm all in QQ vs 88. Flop shows 8 in shop window, think I'm dead. Q also on flop. I win, set over set.

[stevek173]

See now this is a good conversation.

[bobbywaves]

You refused to post up...we've all seen that.

I clearly offered to post up with 6 respectable posters, while you offered 2 degenerates who would steal post up like Tripe. Besides the fact you're a broke dikk, who had peanuts to bet with. You were afraid to lose 40 pts, grow some balls.

the set of shiny Russian balls that are hanging right above your name in the standings.

I'm looking at the standings now, & there's no Russians with shiny balls there dumbfukk:

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/poker/

[Russian Rocket]

You clearly can't see straight Booby...that humongous dildo on your head must be blocking your view.

Here let me help you out here, clown:



Also I'm happy to see, that it's almost 2AM in your neck of the woods and you're still replying to my msgs like a good little bitch that you are.

I own you on this board, small b's, just like I owned you at the poker tables today....enjoy the rest of your night.

[4uk4life]

Pizza Pizza. Chucky set me up.. Guy offers me 400 if I knock out Bite, I don't see Bite all tourney but we get to the final table and Chucky knocks me out. Talk about rigged

[bobbywaves]

Considering you were too much of a pussy to bet me, exactly what did you win for your 25th place finish Rocket?

Let me help you out with that, you won jack chit moron.

[Russian Rocket]

Considering you were too much of a pussy to bet me, exactly what did you win for your 25th place finish Rocket?

Let me help you out with that, you won jack chit moron.

What I won was a bet on JakePeavy making it to the final table at +360 (also that bet just happened to be a lot more attractive, than destroying you in the standings) ...and what did you win? Ohh wait...I forgot, that you lost 675 pts before the tourney even started.


See ya RETARD!

[stevek173]

Nice bet Rocky.

[mikejamm]

You refused to post up...we've all seen that. You can thank the Lord, that he saved you from further embarrassment.

Next time you try to challenge someone who "doesn't know how to play poker" in here, stop and think about today's tourney and the set of shiny Russian balls that are hanging right above your name in the standings.

Instant classic post of the year right there RR!"Shiny Russian balls", hang'in right outta bobo's loser mouth!

[mikejamm]

Ladies and gentleman! Watch the amazing bobopuss tit fuk his man tities with his own head dildo!

[Triple_D_Bet]

What I won was a bet on JakePeavy making it to the final table at +360 (also that bet just happened to be a lot more attractive, than destroying you in the standings) ...and what did you win? Ohh wait...I forgot, that you lost 675 pts before the tourney even started.


See ya RETARD!

To be fair, he didn't lose anything more; he lost that 72k months ago, he was just forced to pay a tiny fraction of what he was never planning to pay. His total debt remains the same.

[pavyracer]

Only top 20 won something?

Do the other 80 want those 2 hours of their life back?

[Jayvegas420]

Why? We'd only waste them!