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  • Nicky Santoro
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-08-08
    • 16103

    #1
    The 2nd annual Top 10 Biggest Losers on SBR...............................
    That's right folks, it's that time of year again, where we hand out awards to the biggest loser at sbr.. Every year in the first week of May, i hand out awards to the biggest loser on sbr.. This only based on the person that spends the most times on the forum, never leaves the house.. ever.. gambles all day and just posts and never gets in contact with anyone in society..

    Last years winner in a landslide was Richie Richkas.. but will he repeat this year?? stay tuned..

    This year at sbr gave us some great competition, so we will see..I will count down #10 all the way to #1 by tonight.. i will post one every 30-45 min approx.. welcome to the 2nd edition of the top 10 biggest loser on SBR..

    Good luck to all


    #10-- This guy here posts all day and never leaves the house.. I don't even think he gambles.. just spends his glory young years here wasting it at sbr..

    at #10... Onthewhat.. congrats, onner... you are at #10..



    stay tuned for more as we count them down all the way to #1..
  • Nicky Santoro
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-08-08
    • 16103

    #2
    at #9.. that's right... yours truly... me... i spend 18 hrs a day gambling, posting, looking at lines and i hardly get out.. i only leave the house for important errants.. 94% of my life is spent on this chair and it's killing me.. and for that reason, i am at #9.. what a freakin loser i am.... hey, at least i'm not in the top 3..


    at #9

    Nicky Santoro


    stay tuned..
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    • VegasDave
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 01-03-07
      • 8056

      #3
      Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
      at #9.. that's right... yours truly... me... i spend 18 hrs a day gambling, posting, looking at lines and i hardly get out.. i only leave the house for important errants.. 94% of my life is spent on this chair and it's killing me.. and for that reason, i am at #9.. what a freakin loser i am.... hey, at least i'm not in the top 3..


      at #9

      Nicky Santoro


      stay tuned..
      Nicky don't you have a GF? I'd say you should get a get-out-of-this-top-10-free card based on that .
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      • Rich Boy
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 02-01-09
        • 9714

        #4
        How can JJ not be #1?
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        • Nicky Santoro
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 04-08-08
          • 16103

          #5
          Originally posted by VegasDave
          Nicky don't you have a GF? I'd say you should get a get-out-of-this-top-10-free card based on that .


          VD, yes i do have a GF, and that's why i made the top 10.. if i tell you how i am ruining her life, you would not believe it.. everyday that she is off work, she says, lets go out today for a walk.. i say NO.. i cant... (gambling).. lets go just walk around the block and sit in park, make sandwiches, get some air.. NO.. (gambling is why of course).. at night, she sits home and does nothing, night and day, because i am always even too busy to talk to her.. i have singlehandedly ruined her life. she is a prisoner because of me.. this girl will dump me soon, very soon.. by NOV, she will be gone.. all she does is cry cry cry all day.. she really has no life.. serious gamblers who gamble alot, CANNOT have a gf.. it's just impossible.. it's not fair for them, unless you do it as a hobby..

          richie boy,, i will give one away.. JJ is NOT even in the top 10. he didn't make the cut cause he does own part of sbr, so you cant call someone a loser cause they are making a salary here. good for him.. but if he never made a salary here and posted for fun and made 1,312 vids too, he'd be #3 on the list..
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          • BeatTheJerk
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 08-19-07
            • 31794

            #6
            I hope I ain't on this list .................... because lately I kinda feel like I deserve to. Please spare me Nicky !
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            • VegasDave
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 01-03-07
              • 8056

              #7
              Ah thank you for the info Nicky... I'll leave the ranking up to you, sounds like you (like fiveteamer) take notes on the matter and know what you are doing.

              Looking forward to the Top 8.
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              • Iwinyourmoney
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 04-18-07
                • 18368

                #8
                A month ago I would have made the list.......I dont think Ill make it now tho, at least I hope not
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                • Iwinyourmoney
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 04-18-07
                  • 18368

                  #9
                  I think somewhere in the top 5, in no order, based on Nickys thinkings will be.........Pavy, Tony, JJ, and MonkeyF0ker
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                  • Nicky Santoro
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 04-08-08
                    • 16103

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Iwinyourmoney
                    A month ago I would have made the list.......I dont think Ill make it now tho, at least I hope not
                    iwin, i am not giving away any more, but you are right, last month, you would have been #8 on the list.. how did you know.. but you are not on this list now. congrats.. and btj, you too, congrats, you did not make the cut for the top 10..

                    another guy that would have been #2 last month on this list believe it or not was Brock Landers.. but he is no longer on that list cause he picked a big 4k winner last sun on CIN over.. and it appears he is now a professional gambler.. but if i made this list last month, he was #2 on the list.

                    not giving away any more..

                    stay tuned for #8..
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                    • Nicky Santoro
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 04-08-08
                      • 16103

                      #11
                      At #8.........

                      this kid has 20,000 posts in such little time.. he never leaves SBR. he gambles all day.. he bets the board everyday, and for big money.... he's a sick gambler.. but most important, he is at sbr 24/7..


                      Your #8 biggest loser on sbr is


                      Pico


                      Congratulations goes out to the pico family, for getting the #8 spot.
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                      • raydog
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 11-07-07
                        • 6984

                        #12
                        call me clairvoyant, but i smell a repeat. (or could the 5starstiffler sneak the top spot)
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                        • jjgold
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-20-05
                          • 388179

                          #13
                          LOL

                          Great thread

                          This Nicky is something

                          Soprano has to be on the list
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                          • onthewhat
                            Restricted User
                            • 05-14-08
                            • 15411

                            #14
                            LOL

                            Thankfully I'm #10 at least, 9 guys are bigger losers than me
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                            • Nicky Santoro
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 04-08-08
                              • 16103

                              #15
                              As we continue the countdown to #1...

                              at #7...

                              this kid has been going nuts with the posting here 24/7.. his obsession with JJ is unreal, too.. he also just won the POM award.. that right there clinched it. anyone that wins the POM award deserves to be on this top 10 list. can you imagine how his poor mother must feel? hey mom, guess what, i just won pom award.. what do you mean, son? i won pom award as best poster of the month in a gambling forum.. what would the avg mother think of this.. everyone wants their kid to become a doctor, a lawyer, or an engineer, and mathy's mom has to see her kid win POM in a gambling forum. that's when you know you did not make your mom proud..

                              so a big congratulations goes out to our very own, Mathdotcom, also known here at sbr as MATHY..

                              congrats mathy for capturing the #7 spot, as the biggest loser on sbr.
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                              • The HG
                                SBR MVP
                                • 11-01-06
                                • 3566

                                #16
                                I'm trying to figure out who could be #1 again this year other than Richkas - I can't think of anyone. Everyone I think of is either just an average-level loser, or a much bigger than average loser, but no one I could honestly put ahead of Richkas. It's got to be a repeat this year, right? Who else could it possibly be?
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                                • yisman
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 09-01-08
                                  • 75682

                                  #17
                                  I'd honestly put jj #1. How could anyone beat him?

                                  Remember yesterday? SBR was down for an hour and a half and jj was freaking out.

                                  Also, ryanxl should make the list. Is he banned? It shouldn't matter.
                                  [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                  [/quote]

                                  [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                  • The HG
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 11-01-06
                                    • 3566

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by yisman
                                    I'd honestly put jj #1. How could anyone beat him?

                                    Remember yesterday? SBR was down for an hour and a half and jj was freaking out.
                                    Well it's a tricky thing, one of the interesting quirks of existence - if you are the biggest loser around, you actually come, perversely, to acquire some of the encomiums normally the exclusive province of winners.

                                    So, in fact, the actual biggest loser is in reality someone who is more of a loser than almost everyone else, but not so much of a loser that he becomes a winner by being the biggest loser - ie Richkas.
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                                    • G's pks
                                      Restricted User
                                      • 01-01-09
                                      • 22251

                                      #19
                                      I have a feeling JJ, dac and maybe zboiz are going to be on this list... This list without dac would be meaningless... Good luck Dac hopefully your constant losing, picking games and still losing with a few minutes left, and all your other horrible picks are finally honored!
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                                      • Nicky Santoro
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 04-08-08
                                        • 16103

                                        #20
                                        like i said, JJ is NOT on this list because JJ owns part of this site. had he did all those vids and posted here without being paid, he would have been #3..

                                        and i don't know dac, so he's not on the list. dac NEVER posts here, ever.. i have not seen him once here.. i don't go to the picks forum ever. i'm talking full time regulars in players talk forum.
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                                        • SamsNCharge99
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 10-22-08
                                          • 41242

                                          #21
                                          Nicky....you're 40 minutes late for #6 on the list.....we should at #5 in a few minutes according to this 45 minute rule you got.

                                          Just adding my part knowing I will most likely be on this list. So I added a loser comment.

                                          Good list Nicky
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                                          • Nicky Santoro
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 04-08-08
                                            • 16103

                                            #22
                                            at #6, we've got a poster who doesn't stop posting. he has 11,000 posts in well under 1 yr.. he responds to JJ in always under 2 min.. he's a nice guy, but needs to really get out.. he loves women and always talks about how he'd love to bang some girl, yet when it comes down to it, he's alwys on this forum 24/7.. how will he ever do what he loves best, sex....

                                            so therefore, the #6 loser on sbr is

                                            Slickfazzer

                                            known at SBR as slicker.. congratulations goes out to you, slicker for being at #6.. now get out of the house and follow your dreams and don't waste it here at sbr. you really need to get out..

                                            Congratulations once again to the slickfazzer family, including your dad, Mr Joseph Slickfazzer, and your mom Mrs Teresa Slickfazzer.
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                                            • Richkas
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 02-03-08
                                              • 19396

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                                              at #6, we've got a poster who doesn't stop posting. he has 11,000 posts in well under 1 yr.. he responds to JJ in always under 2 min.. he's a nice guy, but needs to really get out.. he loves women and always talks about how he'd love to bang some girl, yet when it comes down to it, he's alwys on this forum 24/7.. how will he ever do what he loves best, sex....

                                              so therefore, the #6 loser on sbr is

                                              Slickfazzer

                                              known at SBR as slicker.. congratulations goes out to you, slicker for being at #6.. now get out of the house and follow your dreams and don't waste it here at sbr. you really need to get out..

                                              Congratulations once again to the slickfazzer family, including your dad, Mr Joseph Slickfazzer, and your mom Mrs Teresa Slickfazzer.

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                                              • RogueScholar
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 02-05-07
                                                • 5082

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by The HG
                                                Well it's a tricky thing, one of the interesting quirks of existence - if you are the biggest loser around, you actually come, perversely, to acquire some of the encomiums normally the exclusive province of winners.
                                                I jizzed in my pants just from seeing a post with such an awesome word as encomiums, HG. You made my weekend, man, and I'll never forget it. Thanks ever so much.

                                                Originally posted by StraitShooter
                                                90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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                                                • G's pks
                                                  Restricted User
                                                  • 01-01-09
                                                  • 22251

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by RogueScholar
                                                  I jizzed in my pants just from seeing a post with such an awesome word as encomiums, HG. You made my weekend, man, and I'll never forget it. Thanks ever so much.

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                                                  • Nicky Santoro
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 04-08-08
                                                    • 16103

                                                    #26
                                                    #5

                                                    this is a young kid that has lost his job.. yet gambles everyday.. he's got a wicked temper and is a very bad loser when he loses.. he is spending govt money on his habit and makes 3 vids everyday about nothing, but they are very short vids. he is a compulsive gambler and will lose 200k by age 30 in gambling.. he's a good kid and needs to change his life. he is heading in the wrong direction.. he is an addicted gambler.

                                                    So the #5 biggest loser at sbr is.......

                                                    Bobbyfk

                                                    also known as Bobby Sandals.

                                                    congratulations goes out to you, bobbyfk for being #5 on the 2009 list as biggest loser on sbr.. now get out of the house and go meet girls and stop gambling, bobby sandals..
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                                                    • G's pks
                                                      Restricted User
                                                      • 01-01-09
                                                      • 22251

                                                      #27
                                                      Way to go Bobby...you are a true degenerate loser!
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                                                      • onthewhat
                                                        Restricted User
                                                        • 05-14-08
                                                        • 15411

                                                        #28
                                                        Congrats Bobby "Reload" Sandals
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                                                        • pavyracer
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 04-12-07
                                                          • 82830

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by RogueScholar
                                                          I jizzed in my pants just from seeing a post with such an awesome word as encomiums, HG. You made my weekend, man, and I'll never forget it. Thanks ever so much.

                                                          I guess you never took Greek as a second language in college Rogue.
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                                                          • CaneDawg
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 08-25-08
                                                            • 6256

                                                            #30
                                                            why do they call him sandals?
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                                                            • RogueScholar
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 02-05-07
                                                              • 5082

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by pavyracer
                                                              I guess you never took Greek as a second language in college Rogue.
                                                              Nope, being from California I always took Spanish courses when I needed to study another language to fulfill a requirement. Not that I haven't thought about studying Greek, I'd like to be able to read the Septuagint in the original Koine in order to grasp the subtleties of the theology.
                                                              Originally posted by StraitShooter
                                                              90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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                                                              • pavyracer
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 04-12-07
                                                                • 82830

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by RogueScholar
                                                                Nope, being from California I always took Spanish courses when I needed to study another language to fulfill a requirement. Not that I haven't thought about studying Greek, I'd like to be able to read the Septuagint in the original Koine in order to grasp the subtleties of the theology.
                                                                I think if you ever study Greek you will find out that many of the hard to find words you love are Latin or have a Greek origin.
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                                                                • Nicky Santoro
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 04-08-08
                                                                  • 16103

                                                                  #33
                                                                  #4

                                                                  This kid has the modern day record of most vids ever posted in a 1 month period at 93 vids.. he made vids of him watching another vid, him watching games.. if he wasn't told to slow down, he would have surpassed JJ's 4 yr total vids in 4 months.. he was voted SBR attention whore of the year.. he's a good kid, but the kid needs help.. he cannot live without sbr and if he could never come back, he can become suicidal.

                                                                  therefore, the #4 spot has gone to none other than

                                                                  Samsincharge

                                                                  Congratulations Sammy, you deserved it.. Now get out of that damn dorm and go live your life.. you're lucky you are young, take advantage. don't waste it here...
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                                                                  • ElCapitan
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 08-19-08
                                                                    • 2129

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I'm calling Sammy as #1. 6000+ posts in just over 6 months? AND banned for a week to boot? How do you top that?

                                                                    Can I get odds on that, Nicky?
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                                                                    • ElCapitan
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 08-19-08
                                                                      • 2129

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Oh damn...just a SECOND after I hit the post button!
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