I went for a jog late last night and had gone about 3 miles in 20 minutes when i slowed it down to a cool down walk. It was kind of cold and overcast so it was hard to see. I nearly tripped and fell down due to the sidewalk here is a little uneven at certain places. Out of the corner of my eye I noticed this strange light coming from the sky it looked like a triangle and it came very quickly in my direction. Next thing i knew i was on board this huge spacious area in what i can only assume is their spaceship. I was a little scared at first but then i noticed something about my captors, they were clearly aliens but they were wearing dallas stars jerseys (some modano, some benn, some eakin, one sharp). They told me not to worry about the st louis blues because the postrocxian (i dont know wtf this is but thats what it sounded like) wanted them to win game 6. I asked the first thing that came to mind which was do you guys anal probe all your abductees (i was a little nervous to what appeared to be anal probes in this room that could be used on elephants) they said not all of them and that they had recently probed frogsrangers and obtained all fecal specimens necessary for their bromanahackle? Idk wtf they were going on about. They sent back home a little while longer after i banged some other abductee who had to be 400 lbs and they made us listen to some awful fukkin music that made kanye west seem like a great musician.
Bet the farm on the stars tonight
Bet the farm on the stars tonight
