Johnny doesn't eat Chinese food so he's not worried about that. I don't care if you know people in 42 states and 17 countries doesn't mean shit to me. Unless we just happen to be in the bar at the same time. Then I'd get jumped by all of your backup. Then I'd have to go outside crying. Lock the exits and burn that bar to the ground.
Who doesn't eat chinese food?
Johhny I feel as if we have gotten off on the wrong foot here.
I would like our friendship to move forward on a more positive note. I do not want to find myself hanging upside down in a barn somewhere in Southern Illinois with you and your confederates beating me mercilessly with a rubber hose and shock me with cattle prods. My only hope will be to rattle my restraints while you guys are taking a break from the beating/shocking in a manner that resembles morse code and alert the attention of a passerby as unfortunately Illinois is one of the 14 states in which I do not have any contacts.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#110
Mo have you ever done time?
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MoMoneyMoVaughn
SBR Posting Legend
05-08-14
14988
#111
Originally posted by stealthyburrito
CN Tower
Rogers Centre
Mo
Stealthy you would never make it up here man. You don't strike me as the kinda guy who owns a decent winter jacket.
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stealthyburrito
SBR Posting Legend
05-12-09
21562
#112
Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
Stealthy you would never make it up here man. You don't strike me as the kinda guy who owns a decent winter jacket.
I'm 135 soaking wet - I practically LIVE in a winter jacket.
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MoMoneyMoVaughn
SBR Posting Legend
05-08-14
14988
#113
Originally posted by jjgold
Mo have you ever done time?
Does a Psychiatric institution count?
I ran a ponzi scheme in the mid 2000s but received a slap on the wrist.
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MoMoneyMoVaughn
SBR Posting Legend
05-08-14
14988
#114
Originally posted by stealthyburrito
I'm 135 soaking wet - I practically LIVE in a winter jacket.
Oh okay you will be fine.
Does it snow in DC?
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JohnnyD4916
SBR MVP
04-14-10
1572
#115
Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
Who doesn't eat chinese food?
Johhny I feel as if we have gotten off on the wrong foot here.
I would like our friendship to move forward on a more positive note. I do not want to find myself hanging upside down in a barn somewhere in Southern Illinois with you and your confederates beating me mercilessly with a rubber hose and shock me with cattle prods. My only hope will be to rattle my restraints while you guys are taking a break from the beating/shocking in a manner that resembles morse code and alert the attention of a passerby as unfortunately Illinois is one of the 14 states in which I do not have any contacts.
Ok I guess we can be friends again but I'm no where close to southern Illinois. But i do have some barns if you want to come hang out. Can you give me some winners for your new friend?
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stealthyburrito
SBR Posting Legend
05-12-09
21562
#116
Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
Oh okay you will be fine.
Does it snow in DC?
We got 36" in a Jan snow storm
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MoMoneyMoVaughn
SBR Posting Legend
05-08-14
14988
#117
Originally posted by JohnnyD4916
Ok I guess we can be friends again but I'm no where close to southern Illinois. But i do have some barns if you want to come hang out. Can you give me some winners for your new friend?
One winner.
UC Santa Barbara -5 vs Northern Illinois
Tomorrow. No winners tonight.
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MoMoneyMoVaughn
SBR Posting Legend
05-08-14
14988
#118
Originally posted by stealthyburrito
We got 36" in a Jan snow storm
We barely got any snow this year.
3" biggest snowfall.
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chico2663
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
09-02-10
36915
#119
mo who has a bigger rooster? you or seaweed? went home with a 300 lb midget and she said my swanz wasn't big enough. i need some backup
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vividjohn45
SBR Hall of Famer
11-21-10
6331
#120
Originally posted by jjgold
Mo are you in the hospital?
Guys we should donate to him
A few posters would happily donate sperm.
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#121
Mo is black so he has a 3rd leg.
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MoMoneyMoVaughn
SBR Posting Legend
05-08-14
14988
#122
Originally posted by chico2663
mo who has a bigger rooster? you or seaweed? went home with a 300 lb midget and she said my swanz wasn't big enough. i need some backup
I am not sure. Are we talking total volume or just length?
Chico that sounds fukked up. Do you fuk a lot of midgets?
Also excellent use of the term "swanz."
Originally posted by vividjohn45
A few posters would happily donate sperm.
I am well liked by allsome few.
Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
Mo is black so he has a 3rd leg.
Diggitty only 1/3rd black.
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stealthyburrito
SBR Posting Legend
05-12-09
21562
#123
Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
Mo is black so he has a 3rd leg.
California
Pink Thongs
DiggityDaggityDo
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gauchojake
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
09-17-10
34108
#124
Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
One winner.
UC Santa Barbara -5 vs Northern Illinois
Tomorrow. No winners tonight.
Go Gauchos
Good call moseph
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MoMoneyMoVaughn
SBR Posting Legend
05-08-14
14988
#125
Originally posted by gauchojake
Go Gauchos
Good call moseph
I am a gambler, not a fighter.
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Seaweed
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
01-19-12
26314
#126
Mo text me seriozsly
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warbird1976
SBR Hustler
02-17-16
54
#127
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MoMoneyMoVaughn
SBR Posting Legend
05-08-14
14988
#128
Originally posted by Seaweed
Mo text me seriozsly
Saer it says it is a land line.
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MoMoneyMoVaughn
SBR Posting Legend
05-08-14
14988
#129
Originally posted by warbird1976
Bird you are a strange guey.
Let me buy you lunch. A la Bill Hickock / Jack McCall.
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warbird1976
SBR Hustler
02-17-16
54
#130
Lets go get a lunch pal.
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Jayvegas420
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
03-09-11
28213
#131
I hate when those upper state NY JERKOFFS come up here.
No Respect.
Not like the nice folk from New Jersey. Those guys are really nice. Almost like real Canadians.