Calvin Johnson "With Much Prayer" Unretires As a Patriot-M'er F'er

**will2survive** · 03-22-16, 08:40 AM

"much prayer?" I thought this guy was a good dude. He's a phony. Hate him now!

**t-wizzle** · 03-22-16, 08:44 AM

You might want to actually read the article before you get all mad.

**DOM_Toretto** · 03-22-16, 08:49 AM

All speculation

He's still retired

Misleading thread title

**will2survive** · 03-22-16, 08:50 AM

Originally posted by t-wizzle

You might want to actually read the article before you get all mad.

Ooops. My bad. My 2 year old kept me up all night. Sorry, Mega---I'm entitled to make a mistake. While I'm posting on this thread, I think the Broncos should get a low-priced guy like A.J. McCarron, who won with Alabama, and looked good with Cincinnati. They could get him cheap and the defense would do the work. I like McCarron's confidence even though the Jets are my team. Sorry for the false alarm, guys and gals.

**will2survive** · 03-22-16, 08:51 AM

Originally posted by DOM_Toretto

All speculation

He's still retired

Misleading thread title

Read my reply. I misread it and am super-tired with my 2 year old. Wait until MLB, you'll be riding my coattails

**texhooper** · 03-22-16, 09:23 AM

Another attention whore thread from this guy.

Too tired to comprehend but not too tired to write two paragraphs of rage, post a link, then do a follow up post when no one responds.

Yeah, blame the two year old.

**jjgold** · 03-22-16, 09:29 AM

Hopefully someone will take out his knee and end his career

**texhooper** · 03-22-16, 09:32 AM

JJ don't talk about this guy's kid like that

**jjgold** · 03-22-16, 10:04 AM

It does seem odd he retired

Can you imagine Brady throwing to this guy??

**stealthyburrito** · 03-22-16, 10:16 AM

This is worse than when Mike Franceca fell asleep on air and blamed his kid for keeping him up

**PorkChop** · 03-22-16, 10:25 AM

He's absolutely on Belichick's radar.

Randy Moss part 2 without the headcase & distraction.

**The Giant** · 03-22-16, 10:27 AM

Fukk you, Calvin Johnson! I hope you die a miserable death, you piece of shit! How could you do this to the wonderful people of Detroit??

Edit: nevermind, I see it was Will2's stupid kids' fault.

**jjgold** · 03-22-16, 10:42 AM

Originally posted by PorkChop

He's absolutely on Belichick's radar.

Randy Moss part 2 without the headcase & distraction.

**Harry N. Lloyd** · 03-22-16, 12:20 PM

OP, blames his ignorance on a 2-year old. Jeesh! There are no fans dumber than Jets fans.

**Grits n' Gravy** · 03-22-16, 02:18 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Hopefully someone will take out his knee and end his career

what's the matter baldy.....someone didn't say "thanks" after you swallowed his babies in truck stop bathroom last night?

**will2survive** · 03-22-16, 02:31 PM

Originally posted by texhooper

Another attention whore thread from this guy.

Too tired to comprehend but not too tired to write two paragraphs of rage, post a link, then do a follow up post when no one responds.

Yeah, blame the two year old.

Go fuk yourself. I'm 10 times the capper that you are. Talk about my kid??? You're on my shit list

**will2survive** · 03-22-16, 02:33 PM

Originally posted by The Giant

Fukk you, Calvin Johnson! I hope you die a miserable death, you piece of shit! How could you do this to the wonderful people of Detroit??

Edit: nevermind, I see it was Will2's stupid kids' fault.

My "stupid kid"???? You crossed the line. I see you have a Dr. Phil avatar because you think that you know everything. You're a nobody who posts here all day long. GET A LIFE, LOSER. You think you're "A GIANT". You're a GIANT TURD

**will2survive** · 03-22-16, 02:36 PM

I've never seen a bunch of loser-like replies to a mistake. A mistake that anyone can make. Easy to say behind the keyboard-lmao

**will2survive** · 03-22-16, 02:39 PM

Originally posted by texhooper

Another attention whore thread from this guy.

Too tired to comprehend but not too tired to write two paragraphs of rage, post a link, then do a follow up post when no one responds.

Yeah, blame the two year old.

duh----I'm Tex Hooper with the guy from the Karate Kid's avatar. Sweep the leg.....what a dork

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-22-16, 02:41 PM

**Sledge187** · 03-22-16, 02:43 PM

I love SBR..especially the people in this thread.

**jjgold** · 03-22-16, 02:50 PM

Johnson goes down a loser if he goes to Pats

Some will take out his knees then his career is over

It is what we pray for

**Deuce** · 03-22-16, 02:52 PM

Fukk him, he quit.

**The Kraken** · 03-22-16, 03:45 PM

Will just own up to looking like a retard here

This is the equivalent of being catfished

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 03-22-16, 03:57 PM

This is a bad thread.

Someone called someone a turd...

Mods please delete this is a serious blackmark on SBR's reputation.

**mikewlgm** · 03-22-16, 05:23 PM

**JMon** · 03-22-16, 05:26 PM

Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn

This is a bad thread.

Someone called someone a turd...

Mods please delete this is a serious blackmark on SBR's reputation.

Take is easy turd face...how about that mo

**will2survive** · 03-23-16, 06:58 PM

Originally posted by Deuce

Fukk him, he quit.

and quitters are useless. I hate quitters also.

**will2survive** · 03-23-16, 07:01 PM

Originally posted by mikewlgm

I have to admit; these two kids fighting is amusing and just like jimmy v says, laughing is one of the three emotions that we should express everyday. Thanks. I love it.

**will2survive** · 03-23-16, 07:08 PM

[QUOTE=The Kraken;25478659]Will just own up to looking like a retard here what do you want me to say? I already said that I botched it up...its just guys making fun of my baby; hes pre-autistic and its breaking my heart and guys like the giant and tex-ahole making fun of my kid. Any man will stick up for his vulnerable kid.

**GunShard** · 03-23-16, 07:46 PM

If true, he's basically doing a "Lebron James" like he did when he went to join the Heat.

**texhooper** · 03-23-16, 07:59 PM

Will you're dumber than I thought dude. I didn't say anything about that little bastard!

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 03-23-16, 08:18 PM

I hate my kid.

Such a stupid Fuk.

Gets it from his mother.

**The Kraken** · 03-23-16, 10:00 PM

I think me and Will are on good terms, I always forget where I stand with other posters