Should I divorce my wife?

**MoneyLineDawg** · 03-20-16, 11:04 PM

Sweet Melissa

**Chi_archie** · 03-20-16, 11:04 PM

Hey guys,

this is Kraken

I have to post on my work cell phone which I only utilize for this username. As Melissa called the cops claiming I was threatening her and they told me to leave and stay somewhere else till things "calm down"

I'm sure she's thrown my laptop and Ipad into the jacuzzi, if I know her temper like I do.

might not see me under the Kraken name for awhile boys

**King Mayan** · 03-20-16, 11:10 PM

You'll get charged for all that shit dumbass

**Jatt24** · 03-20-16, 11:50 PM

**ACoochy** · 03-21-16, 12:01 AM

If true this aint gonna end well for you Archer

No way Archer this dumb...

**Antibet** · 03-21-16, 12:13 AM

Kill her

**unde0087** · 03-21-16, 12:16 AM

This thread got out of control fast

**unde0087** · 03-21-16, 12:19 AM

Kraken, hang in there pal, best to lay low, don't want to see your story on the next 2 hour Dateline special.

**GUMMO77** · 03-21-16, 12:22 AM

Have 4 more kids under your same salary and collect the benefits?

Or start a religion.

**GUMMO77** · 03-21-16, 12:36 AM

**thechaoz** · 03-21-16, 04:41 AM

Lol at ppl who get married

**Antibet** · 03-21-16, 05:09 AM

Originally posted by thechaoz

Lol at ppl who get married

Unless she looks like this actress:

**sweethook** · 03-21-16, 09:07 AM

why do people marry anyway , the world is free love

**jjgold** · 03-21-16, 09:21 AM

Krackles your trapped

**Sledge187** · 03-21-16, 09:25 AM

Originally posted by Chi_archie

we need you to post a photo of her butt

This made me laugh.

**Smoke** · 03-21-16, 09:29 AM

please STOP

**Auto Donk** · 03-21-16, 10:36 AM

Originally posted by The Kraken

And have her collect unemployment, food stamps, and every other potential welfare possible?

Right now, my income eliminates us from eligibility.

Then I could sublet her and my daughter a room in my house, and charge her the full rent!

Surely she'd be maxed out on benefits

I don't know how any of this works

the impact of your lack of WISDOM teeth really showing itself today.....

**jjgold** · 03-21-16, 11:31 AM

Automan you're not happily married

You're frustrated ************

**Optional** · 03-21-16, 11:34 AM

This is a cracking idea Kraken.

Not only could you guys get all sorts of welfare, Obama phones and free internet... it also leaves you free to kick her to the curb without losing half your Xbox game collection and other stuff!

**Antibet** · 03-21-16, 11:53 AM

Why would anyone marry an American women? Are you guys nuts???

Do you know why Russian girls eyes are so meaningful and beautiful? Because they have something American women don't - and this something is called "a soul"

**Optional** · 03-21-16, 11:55 AM

Originally posted by Antibet

Why would anyone marry an American women? Are you guys nuts???

Do you know why Russian girls eyes are so meaningful and beautiful? Because they have something American women don't - and this something is called "a soul"

Yeah, I've seen the websites with hundreds of those soulful Russian girls looking for a rich westerner.

**jjgold** · 03-21-16, 11:56 AM

American woman suck

**Auto Donk** · 03-21-16, 11:57 AM

Originally posted by Antibet

Why would anyone marry an American women? Are you guys nuts???

Do you know why Russian girls eyes are so meaningful and beautiful? Because they have something American women don't - and this something is called "a soul"

"soul" must be russian for "sexual history that includes being triple-analed by two uncles and my dad after they each downed a bottle of vodka"

**Auto Donk** · 03-21-16, 12:00 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

American woman suck

quite certain you have no clue what you're talking about here.... Mr. NoFellatio

**Antibet** · 03-21-16, 12:03 PM

Originally posted by Optional

Yeah, I've seen the websites with hundreds of those soulful Russian girls looking for a rich westerner.

And you know why? Because "rich westerners" don't have souls either, and Russian girls enjoy scamming them

**Optional** · 03-21-16, 12:05 PM

Originally posted by Antibet

And you know why? Because "rich westerners" don't have souls either, and Russian girls enjoy scamming them

I agree. That was the point. No one involved has a nice 'soul'. ;-)

**Antibet** · 03-21-16, 12:08 PM

If I ever married someone, it will look like Auto Donk avatar, though. This thing looks like a penguin to me

**jjgold** · 03-21-16, 12:17 PM

Russian women can be tricky

Asians and Indians way to go

Polish not bad either

Mexican decent

**Antibet** · 03-21-16, 12:20 PM

Yeah, if you are American, you better stick with Asians/Indians/Mexicans

**meader99** · 03-21-16, 12:27 PM

Originally posted by sweethook

why do people marry anyway , the world is free love

Usually for money, or tax breaks which is the same thing.

**Antibet** · 03-21-16, 12:39 PM

OMG. Screw that Russian actress, I can't stop looking at this

**Antibet** · 03-21-16, 12:43 PM

And it has meaningful eyes too

**jjgold** · 03-21-16, 12:52 PM

Marriage is a bad bet men

Costed me 40,000

**Auto Donk** · 03-21-16, 01:03 PM

Originally posted by Antibet

OMG. Screw that Russian actress, I can't stop looking at this

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trust me, he can't stop lookin' at you either............

**Auto Donk** · 03-21-16, 01:03 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Marriage is a bad bet men

Costed me 40,000

good thing you saved it all by not spending it on an education...... that would have really "costed" you a lot!!!!