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  • The Kraken
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    • 12-25-11
    • 28918

    #1
    Should I divorce my wife?
    And have her collect unemployment, food stamps, and every other potential welfare possible?

    Right now, my income eliminates us from eligibility.

    Then I could sublet her and my daughter a room in my house, and charge her the full rent!

    Surely she'd be maxed out on benefits

    I don't know how any of this works
  • Seaweed
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    • 01-19-12
    • 26315

    #2
    Wtf???

    Dont take our tax money
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    • Booya711
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      • 12-20-11
      • 27329

      #3
      Whatever you do you don't listen to the dumb bitch seaweed
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      • Chi_archie
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        • 07-22-08
        • 63165

        #4
        we need you to post a photo of her butt
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        • MoMoneyMoVaughn
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          • 05-08-14
          • 14988

          #5
          Kraken there is no point.

          Trump will cancel all programs.

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          • Scorpion
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            • 09-04-05
            • 7797

            #6
            many escort agencies are hiring
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            • Dirty Sanchez
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              • 03-01-10
              • 16031

              #7
              Originally posted by Chi_archie
              we need you to post a photo of her butt
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              • stevek173
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                • 03-29-08
                • 27598

                #8
                I believe household income does not affect unemployment if she otherwise qualifies.
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                • pavyracer
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                  • 04-12-07
                  • 82726

                  #9
                  Divorces are expensive. And you can't just divorce her. They would make you go through counseling which is going to be awkward when you try to fake it.
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                  • GunShard
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                    • 03-05-10
                    • 10031

                    #10
                    Marriage is VIG and Divorce is VIG.
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                    • DR225
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                      • 02-24-11
                      • 2010

                      #11
                      Originally posted by pavyracer
                      Divorces are expensive. And you can't just divorce her. They would make you go through counseling which is going to be awkward when you try to fake it.
                      There's no way you have to go through counseling to get a divorce.
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                      • The Giant
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                        • 01-21-12
                        • 21480

                        #12
                        I was expecting to hear some salacious details involving other women in this thread.

                        Major letdown.
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                        • jjgold
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                          • 07-20-05
                          • 388179

                          #13
                          Krackles pick winners

                          Jerkoffs get married by the way
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                          • pavyracer
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                            • 04-12-07
                            • 82726

                            #14
                            Originally posted by DR225
                            There's no way you have to go through counseling to get a divorce.
                            You have to when you have a child together especially newborn.
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                            • PorkChop
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                              • 09-18-08
                              • 8193

                              #15
                              Yes.
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                              • USCPHILLYGUY
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                                • 12-15-12
                                • 21746

                                #16
                                Ask PO69.....I think after he left his dogs to die in the hurricane thats exactly what he did with his wife
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                                • The Kraken
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                                  • 12-25-11
                                  • 28918

                                  #17
                                  doesn't sound as easy as I'd like

                                  I'm looking to get on the gravy train with the rest of America, but don't want to go to counseling.

                                  Archie I will go back through the pre-baby archives and see what I can find

                                  This is a failed thread
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                                  • Deuce
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                                    • 01-12-08
                                    • 29843

                                    #18
                                    Might as well join every liberal social program possible. It's trendy.
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                                    • The Kraken
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                                      • 12-25-11
                                      • 28918

                                      #19
                                      Deuce, you ever get back with that hot blonde that had a rich daddy?
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                                      • MoMoneyMoVaughn
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                                        • 05-08-14
                                        • 14988

                                        #20
                                        Wait Deuce is still around???

                                        We rang the bell for him recently, Krak.

                                        FACK
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                                        • jjgold
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                                          • 07-20-05
                                          • 388179

                                          #21
                                          If your married stamp jerkoff on your fukkin head
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                                          • Booya711
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                                            • 12-20-11
                                            • 27329

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by jjgold
                                            If your married stamp jerkoff on your fukkin head
                                            Or if your handle is seaweed or giant
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                                            • Deuce
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                                              • 01-12-08
                                              • 29843

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by The Kraken
                                              Deuce, you ever get back with that hot blonde that had a rich daddy?
                                              That broad was 3 or 4 ago.

                                              Kraker, do the right thing pal. Not the white.
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                                              • jjgold
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                                                • 07-20-05
                                                • 388179

                                                #24
                                                Deuce you fat fuk

                                                Did you lose any weight so you can see your fukkin 4 inch rooster?????????????
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                                                • gauchojake
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                                                  • 09-17-10
                                                  • 34109

                                                  #25
                                                  Kraken please report back any success or potential pitfalls I should look for
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                                                  • Deuce
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                                                    • 01-12-08
                                                    • 29843

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                                    Deuce you fat fuk

                                                    Did you lose any weight so you can see your fukkin 4 inch rooster?????????????
                                                    Huh????????

                                                    Go fukk yourself, buddy.

                                                    My prick is my business. Hey pal, you still barreled in? You still duking for pennies to push a play?

                                                    Hey pal, I will bury you. Just stick to horses and roosters.
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                                                    • rpesi9955
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                                                      • 08-08-15
                                                      • 1536

                                                      #27
                                                      Flip a coin.
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                                                      • MoMoneyMoVaughn
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                                                        • 05-08-14
                                                        • 14988

                                                        #28
                                                        Kraken's wife saw thread.

                                                        Ring the bell.

                                                        Kraken will be missed.
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                                                        • kidcudi92
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 12-14-11
                                                          • 15434

                                                          #29
                                                          yes i seent the evidence
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                                                          • jjgold
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                                                            • 07-20-05
                                                            • 388179

                                                            #30
                                                            Deuce call me

                                                            Krackles when was the last time you got laid?
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                                                            • The Kraken
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                                                              • 12-25-11
                                                              • 28918

                                                              #31
                                                              This is Melissa, The Krakens wife. I found this page in the web browser history. What a piece of shit
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                                                              • kidcudi92
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                                                                • 12-14-11
                                                                • 15434

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by The Kraken
                                                                This is Melissa, The Krakens wife. I found this page in the web browser history. What a piece of shit
                                                                hey melissa, send nudes to prove, thanks
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                                                                • TheMoneyShot
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                                                                  • 02-14-07
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by The Kraken
                                                                  This is Melissa, The Krakens wife. I found this page in the web browser history. What a piece of shit
                                                                  Melissa... this thread is useless without photos.
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                                                                  • MoMoneyMoVaughn
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                                                                    • 05-08-14
                                                                    • 14988

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by The Kraken
                                                                    This is Melissa, The Krakens wife. I found this page in the web browser history. What a piece of shit
                                                                    Melissa, please give Kraken another chance.

                                                                    He once gave me valuable medical advice when I just about cut my hand off.

                                                                    Saved my life.
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                                                                    • franklee168
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                                                                      • 03-06-11
                                                                      • 5544

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Melissa, is that your stage name?
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