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  • daneblazer
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 09-14-08
    • 27861

    #1
    Life is terrible without gambling
    Can't win any money. Can't pick a winner...haven't tried. Gained 20lbs due to boredom eating. Life a lot less exciting. Don't have extra gift cards to give Mrs Blazer. Ask No1here, lack of gift cards can ruin Christmas. The panties have a stainless steel lock on them now.

    What to do? I want to pick a winner, but I'm not sure I should.
  • biggie12
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 12-30-05
    • 13784

    #2
    No GC = no panty drop

    U need to train our ho better
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388189

      #3
      Blazer grow up and be a man
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      • biggie12
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 12-30-05
        • 13784

        #4
        Maybe use the 2500 pts to buy one last gift card and get some steel cutters don't let no gbling ruin ur sex life.

        Next step might be suicide yikes
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        • RudyRuetigger
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 08-24-10
          • 65086

          #5
          Check out my Wednesday:

          Hawks/grizzlies tied 84-84 with like 3 min left. i lose

          PARLAY (3 TEAMS) ( Risking: 750.23 - To Win: 5,812.11 ) LOSE
          01/07/2015 @ 07:45 PM NBA [711] MEMPHIS +140 Score: MEMPHIS(86) - ATLANTA(96) LOSE
          01/07/2015 @ 09:45 PM NBA [720] MINNESOTA +8.5 -110 Score: PHOENIX(113) - MINNESOTA(111) PEND
          01/07/2015 @ 09:10 PM CBB [770] KANSAS STATE -4-110 Score: TCU(53) - KANSAS STATE(58) PEND
          $-750.23



          tilted i did this 4 teamer

          PARLAY (4 TEAMS) ( Risking: 150.00 - To Win: 11,330.58 ) LOSE
          01/07/2015 @ 09:45 PM NBA [720] MINNESOTA +320 Score: PHOENIX(113) - MINNESOTA(111) LOSE
          01/07/2015 @ 11:10 PM CBB [790] FRESNO STATE -3.5 -110 Score: UTAH STATE(52) - FRESNO STATE(61) PEND
          01/07/2015 @ 11:20 PM CBB [791] NEVADA +400 Score: NEVADA(64) - UNLV(62) PEND
          01/07/2015 @ 10:45 PM NHL [7] NY RANGERS -110 Score: NY RANGERS(4) - ANAHEIM(1) PEND
          $-150.00

          twolves were up 7 going to 4th. missed a 3pter to win (granted prolly desperation heave, i couldnt watch). cost me 11k


          I won some close ones, but those 2 losses were 18k shift in cash
          Last edited by RudyRuetigger; 01-09-15, 12:31 PM.
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          • actiondan
            SBR MVP
            • 10-16-10
            • 3409

            #6
            You could slip the wife a roofie
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            • KiDBaZkiT
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 10-20-09
              • 14962

              #7
              If shes your wife go in there and take that shit!!! After all the shit you talk about your bookies under age sister you are gonna let your wife say no? Hot Carl her in her sleep and teach her a lesson.
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              • jjgold
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-20-05
                • 388189

                #8
                Tough beats

                It's part of the game so strengthen your skills
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                • GUMMO77
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 08-23-10
                  • 9294

                  #9
                  Some great ideas in this thread.

                  Could also fade Weeder if things hit rock bottom.
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                  • GUMMO77
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 08-23-10
                    • 9294

                    #10
                    You could take up a new hobby such as being a master swordsman. The old lady would have a hard time keeping her hands off you if you achieved a certain level in this craft.

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                    • jjgold
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-20-05
                      • 388189

                      #11
                      I always said this time of year is dangerous

                      Just too many games
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                      • z-doggie
                        SBR MVP
                        • 01-09-14
                        • 1014

                        #12
                        tail dollars to donuts ???

                        would that work?

                        quit ..quitting ??
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                        • YellowCurious
                          SBR High Roller
                          • 10-21-12
                          • 176

                          #13
                          We all need gambling. Life is too boring if you're just going to a job you hate and then have a wife or girlfriend PMS as soon as you get home. We need gambling as an escape from the real world. Sure gambling is an addiction, but so is playing video games, smoking, drinking, etcc. Everyone has vices. Gambling though makes you feel alive especially when you win. Even though it can get depressing when you lose, we all need gambling, otherwise life would be boring. That's my two cents.
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                          • Jayvegas420
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 03-09-11
                            • 28213

                            #14
                            This is 20x better than Swaggy's thread.
                            At least this thread has hope!
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                            • bobtoma
                              SBR High Roller
                              • 12-14-14
                              • 177

                              #15
                              I am doing 5-20 $ parlays...Get the same rush ®
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                              • jjgold
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 07-20-05
                                • 388189

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Jayvegas420
                                This is 20x better than Swaggy's thread.
                                At least this thread has hope!
                                Yes
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                                • Soxsfan9
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 11-30-08
                                  • 3705

                                  #17
                                  write down your picks. Place a wager on the opposite side! Easy Peasy!
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                                  • jjgold
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 07-20-05
                                    • 388189

                                    #18
                                    I would be sleeping right now if I had no action
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                                    • daneblazer
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 09-14-08
                                      • 27861

                                      #19
                                      If I win the poker tournament tomorrow I also win some lock cutters...


                                      though isnt poker gambling? Should I sign up?
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                                      • jjgold
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 07-20-05
                                        • 388189

                                        #20
                                        Blazer let's go

                                        More positive .., gambling is your life
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                                        • vividjohn45
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 11-21-10
                                          • 6331

                                          #21
                                          Back to it. Win money. Geez.
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                                          • swordsandtequila
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 02-23-12
                                            • 9758

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by GUMMO77
                                            You could take up a new hobby such as being a master swordsman. The old lady would have a hard time keeping her hands off you if you achieved a certain level in this craft.

                                            Anybody who feels their sh*t can't get any worse needs to watch this video.

                                            Fukn' nuts.
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                                            • gauchojake
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 09-17-10
                                              • 34103

                                              #23
                                              Daily fantasy sports
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                                              • Swaggy P
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 01-28-14
                                                • 1091

                                                #24
                                                retarded spinoff of my own thread. saloon this garbage.
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                                                • gauchojake
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 09-17-10
                                                  • 34103

                                                  #25
                                                  Shut up quitter. Men are talking.
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                                                  • daneblazer
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 09-14-08
                                                    • 27861

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by GUMMO77
                                                    You could take up a new hobby such as being a master swordsman. The old lady would have a hard time keeping her hands off you if you achieved a certain level in this craft.

                                                    I want hIm on my side in a hostage situation. No way im
                                                    fukkin with that guy
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                                                    • Swaggy P
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 01-28-14
                                                      • 1091

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by gauchojake
                                                      Shut up quitter. Men are talking.
                                                      Real men aren't slaves to gambling. Get it right.
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                                                      • jjgold
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 07-20-05
                                                        • 388189

                                                        #28
                                                        Swag you're a quitter
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                                                        • Swaggy P
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 01-28-14
                                                          • 1091

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by jjgold
                                                          Swag you're a quitter
                                                          Would you say the same to your son or brother if he had a problem with gambling? Just curious.
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                                                          • edawg
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 07-09-11
                                                            • 2820

                                                            #30
                                                            If your gonna go down go down blazin blazer!
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                                                            • Salmon Steak
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 03-05-10
                                                              • 2110

                                                              #31
                                                              Successful people take chances.
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                                                              • jturner1989
                                                                SBR Hustler
                                                                • 01-05-15
                                                                • 83

                                                                #32
                                                                Gambling is a competitive juice for me like playing basketball. Or video games how is it for yall
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                                                                • daneblazer
                                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                  • 09-14-08
                                                                  • 27861

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Just had a successful poker series here. About to cash 1-5.5k in the bowl contest. They say gambling money has no home, but it's going to look fine in its new home, my back account
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                                                                  • dontknowhowtobet
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 01-21-09
                                                                    • 2896

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Salmon Steak
                                                                    Successful people take chances.
                                                                    How many of them take chances in gambling in NBA or NFL?
                                                                    Warn Buffet is not rich because he knew the total between Chicago and the Clippers would go UNDER 200 points !!!!
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                                                                    • jtoler
                                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                      • 12-17-13
                                                                      • 30967

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by dontknowhowtobet
                                                                      How many of them take chances in gambling in NBA or NFL?
                                                                      Warn Buffet is not rich because he knew the total between Chicago and the Clippers would go UNDER 200 points !!!!
                                                                      Buffett got rich by gambling.
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