Shantystar performs Shakespeare

[Trojan]

Shanty reading from one of his favorites...Julius Caesar

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him"

For he is baseborn, bald serpent, bloody swine!

"Not that I loved Caesar less, but that I loved Rome more"

Caesar is bald donkies!bastard!bloody fool

"For Brutus is an honourable man; So are they all, all honourable men"

They can all name your dry ass to me in goodwill! Filthy Scorpion!

Next week Shanty performs his favorite Motown Classics

[InTheHole]

Any word on a interview with Loshak? Good job with the translations Trojan

[wtf]

great one trojan

look forward to his motown favs

and of course a loshak interview is a MUST, can you imagine him starting in on loshak!

[InTheHole]

great one trojan

look forward to his motown favs

and of course a loshak interview is a MUST, can you imagine him starting in on loshak!

Just thinking about it

[RogueJuror]

more shanty is always good

[Trojan]

great one trojan

look forward to his motown favs

and of course a loshak interview is a MUST, can you imagine him starting in on loshak!

We definitely need the interview. I can probably come up with 3 goats and 2 chickens for Shantys village if he does the interview. Might be hard to find a bald serpent without proper notice.

[wtf]

add one rooster from me to finance interview

[pavyracer]

When I saw this thread title the only thought that crossed my mind was Shanty performing fellatio on Shakespeare. With his wit Shanty is only good enough to blow Shakespeare hard.