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  • MoMoneyMoVaughn
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-08-14
    • 14988

    #1
    Cut the fuk out of my hand
    has not stopped bleeding since start of 4th in Lakers-Suns...
  • MoMoneyMoVaughn
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-08-14
    • 14988

    #2
    too fukn drunk and lazy to go get stitches. fack.
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    • Fidel_CashFlow
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 12-03-12
      • 53970

      #3
      damnt Mo , you will survive but this hurts your approval rating tremendously
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      • MoMoneyMoVaughn
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 05-08-14
        • 14988

        #4
        Fidel,

        I care much more about approval rating than survival.

        What is recommended course of action with this in mind???

        Amputate?
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        • ParlayininHTown
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 06-27-10
          • 7561

          #5
          Mo, if the cut isn't too deep, apply pressure to the area until the bleeding stops, wash up and patch it up.

          Mo, if you can feel and move your fingers and hand, you're probably fine.

          Four bowls of Lambs Bread and two bowls of Tiger's Blood OG before bed. OK?

          Mo, don't be afraid to seek help from a trustworthy neighbor or medical professional should the situation deteriorate.
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          • Fidel_CashFlow
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 12-03-12
            • 53970

            #6
            of course you have to amputate it
            dude , your hand is obviously showing severe weakness with the cut and then prolonged bleeding
            Mo knows no frailties
            Im not a doctor, but if you leave that hand on that weakness might spread through your body.

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            • Russian Rocket
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 09-02-12
              • 43910

              #7
              Mo fill up a bathtub with warm water then go and fully submerge your body in there
              Let us know tomorrow if it helped
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              • Salmon Steak
                SBR MVP
                • 03-05-10
                • 2110

                #8
                You might want to go to the hospital. Make sure someone sober drives you.
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                • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 05-08-14
                  • 14988

                  #9
                  Originally posted by ParlayininHTown
                  Mo, if the cut isn't too deep, apply pressure to the area until the bleeding stops, wash up and patch it up.

                  Mo, if you can feel and move your fingers and hand, you're probably fine.

                  Four bowls of Lambs Bread and two bowls of Tiger's Blood OG before bed. OK?

                  Mo, don't be afraid to seek help from a trustworthy neighbor or medical professional should the situation deteriorate.
                  Parlayin, cut is not really that bad. Just wont stop bleeding. Need it to stop before I move onto steps 2 and 3.

                  Parlayin, I only have Tiger blood. but I will smoke 6.

                  Parlayin, my closest neighbours in this building are a young Mexican family, a strange british man and his transvestite lover and some guy who is always screaming at someone or something. I am not sure. No medical professional though.

                  Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
                  of course you have to amputate it
                  dude , your hand is obviously showing severe weakness with the cut and then prolonged bleeding
                  Mo knows no frailties
                  Im not a doctor, but if you leave that hand on that weakness might spread through your body.
                  Fidel, it is already spreading to my lungs and eyebrows. Do they need to be amputated as well?

                  Or is it like where when you kill the head vampire all the other vampires go back go normal?

                  Either way i am chopping this fukker off...

                  Originally posted by Russian Rocket
                  Mo fill up a bathtub with warm water then go and fully submerge your body in there
                  Let us know tomorrow if it helped
                  Rocky,

                  who do you think I am? I am already fully submerged posting from my Waterproof samsung S5...

                  I will spend the night here and see if that solves my problems.
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                  • Russian Rocket
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 09-02-12
                    • 43910

                    #10
                    Originally posted by ParlayininHTown
                    Mo, if the cut isn't too deep, apply pressure to the area until the bleeding stops, wash up and patch it up.

                    Mo, if you can feel and move your fingers and hand, you're probably fine.

                    Four bowls of Lambs Bread and two bowls of Tiger's Blood OG before bed. OK?

                    Mo, don't be afraid to seek help from a trustworthy neighbor or medical professional should the situation deteriorate.
                    Parlayer don't be just standing there looking through the window with that dumb face of yours
                    Go help the guy!
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                    • Fidel_CashFlow
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 12-03-12
                      • 53970

                      #11


                      solid fukkin thread
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                      • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 05-08-14
                        • 14988

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow


                        solid fukkin thread
                        We all have to make sacrifices for the good of the joke sometimes...
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                        • jjgold
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-20-05
                          • 388189

                          #13
                          Mo hang in there

                          Let me tell you something young lad....gambling and women will kill you sooner than later

                          Best of luck
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                          • kidcudi92
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 12-14-11
                            • 15434

                            #14
                            Originally posted by jjgold
                            Mo hang in there

                            Let me tell you something young lad....gambling and women will kill you sooner than later

                            Best of luck

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                            • Russian Rocket
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 09-02-12
                              • 43910

                              #15
                              Mo is gonna wake today...hangover..all bloody as fukk...what a fukking mess

                              Mo get your act straight pal
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                              • Smoke
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 10-09-09
                                • 48111

                                #16
                                Better you end it now than later
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                                • manny24
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 10-22-07
                                  • 20046

                                  #17
                                  reverse grip for a couple days Mo
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                                  • I/O
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 05-26-11
                                    • 7922

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                    has not stopped bleeding since start of 4th in Lakers-Suns...
                                    ebola
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                                    • Booya711
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 12-20-11
                                      • 27329

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Russian Rocket
                                      Mo is gonna wake today...hangover..all bloody as fukk...what a fukking mess

                                      Mo get your act straight pal
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                                      • artyfudgepacker
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 01-06-13
                                        • 2205

                                        #20
                                        duck tape that shit homboy !!!!!!!!! it works for me !!!!!!!!!
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                                        • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 05-08-14
                                          • 14988

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Russian Rocket
                                          Mo is gonna wake today...hangover..all bloody as fukk...what a fukking mess

                                          Mo get your act straight pal
                                          You are seeing into my life rocky. This is a new low for me. Waking up hungover covered in MY OWN blood.

                                          Need to turn things around.

                                          I am almost glad i cut my hand as this threads responses have been worth it.
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                                          • Russian Rocket
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 09-02-12
                                            • 43910

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                            You are seeing into my life rocky. This is a new low for me. Waking up hungover covered in MY OWN blood.

                                            Need to turn things around.

                                            I am almost glad i cut my hand as this threads responses have been worth it.
                                            Mo best of luck with the rest of your life pal
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                                            • Big Bear
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 11-01-11
                                              • 43253

                                              #23
                                              dont try to be a hero seek medical help.
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                                              • gauchojake
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 09-17-10
                                                • 34103

                                                #24
                                                Super glue. I keep that shit everywhere just in case.
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                                                • texhooper
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 01-05-09
                                                  • 10001

                                                  #25
                                                  did you at least get the bleeding to stop?
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                                                  • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 05-08-14
                                                    • 14988

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by texhooper
                                                    did you at least get the bleeding to stop?
                                                    Not quite yet. Soon though.
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                                                    • I/O
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 05-26-11
                                                      • 7922

                                                      #27
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                                                      • texhooper
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 01-05-09
                                                        • 10001

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                                        Not quite yet. Soon though.
                                                        Alright, let us know in a week
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                                                        • zizoudane10
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 03-27-12
                                                          • 7272

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
                                                          of course you have to amputate it
                                                          dude , your hand is obviously showing severe weakness with the cut and then prolonged bleeding
                                                          Mo knows no frailties
                                                          Im not a doctor, but if you leave that hand on that weakness might spread through your body.

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                                                          • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 05-08-14
                                                            • 14988

                                                            #30
                                                            Bleeding finally stopped.

                                                            Fuk I was a mess back then.

                                                            Slightly less of a mess now.

                                                            SLIGHTLY being the operative word.
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                                                            • gauchojake
                                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                              • 09-17-10
                                                              • 34103

                                                              #31
                                                              As usual I gave the best advice
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                                                              • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 11-30-08
                                                                • 81454

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by gauchojake
                                                                As usual I gave the best advice
                                                                Applying ice to pussy doesn't work here?
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                                                                • The Kraken
                                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                  • 12-25-11
                                                                  • 28917

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by gauchojake
                                                                  As usual I gave the best advice


                                                                  At least Mo had an actual injury

                                                                  Fukking Capy falls, scrapes his paws and is wanting to call a CODE BLUE

                                                                  Glad you lived Mo
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                                                                  • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 05-08-14
                                                                    • 14988

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by The Kraken


                                                                    At least Mo had an actual injury

                                                                    Fukking Capy falls, scrapes his paws and is wanting to call a CODE BLUE

                                                                    Glad you lived Mo
                                                                    Thanks, Krak.

                                                                    I am also glad I lived.

                                                                    Is code blue a real thing? They always say it in the movies.
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                                                                    • The Kraken
                                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                      • 12-25-11
                                                                      • 28917

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Yes, we have one going on currently in Capy's thread

                                                                      You should pop in and see me and Gaucho run the code

                                                                      Capy fell, hurt his hands and has now OD'd on advil

                                                                      He's hanging on by a thread right now Mo
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