Sammy Do You Think You Can take Herbie In Poker??

**InTheHole** · 03-26-09, 02:03 PM

No Way can Sammy beat that fat ass.

**Immortality** · 03-26-09, 02:06 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I know now I am pushing your limits and he might be a little too tough and too experienced and I am your number one backer. Sammy what do you think??

JJ once again gobbling on Sammy's cock

**jjgold** · 03-26-09, 02:09 PM

Originally posted by Immortality

JJ once again gobbling on Sammy's cock

LOL

Morter I have my reasons, Morter when I sneeze I have a reason.

**pavyracer** · 03-26-09, 02:09 PM

Between emptying a load in JJ's mouth and beating Herbie in poker Sammy's heads will be busy.

**jjgold** · 03-26-09, 02:10 PM

Lots of good one liners

Can you imagine if this took place and Sammy beat Herbie??

I then would say there is no stopping Sammy

**SamsNCharge99** · 03-26-09, 02:11 PM

good think I have a large cock

anyway.....

YES I can probably beat him, I would play him heads up like me and IWIN played and destroy like always.

JJ...no one can beat me in a challenge and until someone does, I will remain a cocky poster.

Tomorrow I play TPOWELL heads up, but only 2 out of 3, it's only for pride and for avatar, so IDK if I will try as hard, we will see

**fiveteamer** · 03-26-09, 02:13 PM

Sammy is like the son jj never had.

**pavyracer** · 03-26-09, 02:14 PM

He used to salivate for Deuce, then it was onthewhat and now it is Sammy. Never met a middle age man before who gets rock hard on young studs at a gambling forum.

**Shortstop** · 03-26-09, 02:14 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I know now I am pushing your limits and he might be a little too tough and too experienced and I am your number one backer. Sammy what do you think??

**jjgold** · 03-26-09, 03:28 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

He used to salivate for Deuce, then it was onthewhat and now it is Sammy. Never met a middle age man before who gets rock hard on young studs at a gambling forum.

Paver I AM 2.5" AND SOFT, very few can get me hard. Winning gets me hard and coke.

**wtf** · 03-26-09, 03:42 PM

jj if you were playing strip poker with sammy would you let him win?

**Iwinyourmoney** · 03-26-09, 03:58 PM

Destroy? Sammy would get murdered by an experienced player. Sorry Sammy I like you and you are a good player, you beat me, Im no pro and probably just an above average player...but your style of play and so on will get u drowned by a good player

**SamsNCharge99** · 03-26-09, 04:05 PM

I switch up my game every time I play, did you notice you said you knew how I played after the 3rd game then won the next 2.

I spent the next day before our match coming up w/ a new game plan and it worked.

I can play any strategy I need to play to win the game

**onthewhat** · 03-26-09, 05:08 PM

JJ...just stop...

**jjgold** · 03-26-09, 07:09 PM

Originally posted by SamsNCharge99

I switch up my game every time I play, did you notice you said you knew how I played after the 3rd game then won the next 2.

I spent the next day before our match coming up w/ a new game plan and it worked.

I can play any strategy I need to play to win the game

Why do people want Sammy to fail?? The guy is good and at least I admit it. I want people to win here. I bet if Sammy concentrated on women he would get 8's, 9's and 10's.

Guy is amazing

**wtf** · 03-26-09, 07:40 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Why do people want Sammy to fail?? The guy is good and at least I admit it. I want people to win here. I bet if Sammy concentrated on women he would get 8's, 9's and 10's.

Guy is amazing

oh yea, sammy is quite the stud muffin and can pull them in

BUT, can he seduce you into the rack?

**jjgold** · 03-26-09, 08:43 PM

WTF the only thing that seduces me is coke and gambling

**InTheHole** · 03-27-09, 03:12 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

WTF the only thing that seduces me is coke and gambling

**jjgold** · 03-27-09, 04:46 AM

Where is Herbie?

I guess he does not want to risk going up against a young poker wiz

**LVHerbie** · 03-27-09, 05:23 AM

Originally posted by InTheHole

No Way can Sammy beat that fat ass.

Let it be know that I got my fat ass multitabling low stakes poker online for the last 4-5 years...

If Sammy wants play some heads up I'm willing... I'm not going to play the free tables though and do the pay me later deal... I'm willing to play some head ups sngs anywhere between the $20-100 stakes... Get some money on fulltilt, pokerstars, or bodog and we can definitely make this happen...
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**LVHerbie** · 03-27-09, 05:38 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Where is Herbie?

Sorry, Coach, I look at the boards here "only" a couple times a day... I do consider it the highest honor that you started a thread about me though... I would PM you some contact info for me so I could reply in more a timely manner (if you should ever grant me such a privilege again) but I don't think you can get PMs if I remember correctly? Anyhow, I definitely feel ashamed that you posted in this thread like 6 times and didn't receive a timely response so I'm offer my sincerest and deepest apologies...

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**jjgold** · 03-27-09, 08:07 AM

Thanks Herbie

Let me talk to Sammy

**SamsNCharge99** · 03-27-09, 08:15 AM

JJ...Once I win the contest w/ Patty...some dude owes $100 to me through PokerStars, I will then play Herbie....

IDK why he wants to play S+G Heads Up though......the blinds raise too fast and then it's more luck than skill.

The way me and IWIN played was perfect b/c more skill was involved. No blind raises so the match could last from 10 minutes to 2 hours which the last match last almost 2 hours.

In these S+G, the longest 1 match will last will be like 25-30 minutes max....so IDK,

I mean I'll still play, I just think the way me and IWIN played would be better.

Best of 7 or something, winner gets $100 or $250 or w-e this dude wants

**Fiasco** · 03-27-09, 09:26 AM

play hu deep stacks

**LVHerbie** · 03-27-09, 08:24 PM

I currently have my money on fulltilt, bodog, and pokerstars which is why I offered to do this there... I also don't want to sit around and play heads up with low blinds, or blinds that don't go up, and end up playing for 6 hours just to win a $100 (I definitely not interested in challenges just for the sake of challenges) which is why I suggested sngs as we could play a series and it just isn't such a grind, the blinds changing adds a different element to the play, and I could actually win (or lose) some money in acceptable time frame... This could also be a large number of matches, if you want more skill, and amount is right.. If you want to play the way you IWIN did before thats fine but I want the money escrowed (say a matchbook xbet or any other way that I find acceptable) and needs to be significant enough amount (say $500-1000) that it makes up for the fact that I will only be able stuck playing one HU game for an extended period of time (for some reason I found I can't multitask at all while playing HUs...

)

If you want to go the matchbook route I need a couple days notice as my matchbook account is dry right now and, similar to your bank account, my bank account is rather dry right now as well (actually I think it might be overdrafted

) and I need a couple days to move a little money around as I bank out-of-state. Let me know what you (and Coach) decide to do.... I'm also PMing my phone number to you Sammy but I want the details of the bet to be public and money escrowed somehow acceptable simply because I don't know you outside of the board...

**poker_dummy101** · 03-27-09, 08:38 PM

I recommend Full tilt. Not to endorse any site but:
Pokerstars fills up too fast, you aren't assured that you will be playing each other.

Fulltilt has the "Request rematch" feature, which would be crucial for this.

Blinds not raising is a complete waste of time and HU cash loses too much rake, should sammy be tight. I know herbie isnt after seeing his play

**SamsNCharge99** · 03-27-09, 08:42 PM

I don't have full tilt, I guess I could set up an account there, but I don't really want to.

I want to do what me and IWIN did and plays heads up best of 5 or 7, but Herbie wants money up front.

i don't have matchbook account and never have a lot of money on me. I'm 100% good for it and Herbie can ask around. If you need people, I can give you people to call or PM or email.

But, we will see what happens. NO biggy. I mean JJ set up this thread like every other thread for me. So, IDC if we play or not

**LVHerbie** · 03-27-09, 08:51 PM

Originally posted by poker_dummy101

I recommend Full tilt. Not to endorse any site but:
Pokerstars fills up too fast, you aren't assured that you will be playing each other.

Fulltilt has the "Request rematch" feature, which would be crucial for this.

Blinds not raising is a complete waste of time and HU cash loses too much rake, should sammy be tight. I know herbie isnt after seeing his play

Yea, I would pick Fulltilt over Pokerstars as well for HU sngs because of the rematch feature and I like the blind structure there better for HUs as well... He wants to do play money heads up tables and settle up off the table which I'm fine with but I want the money escrowed ahead of time...

**onthewhat** · 03-27-09, 08:54 PM

Herbie is smart

Good luck, you made good plays on me at the final table on bodog the other night

**LVHerbie** · 03-27-09, 08:59 PM

Originally posted by SamsNCharge99

I don't have full tilt, I guess I could set up an account there, but I don't really want to.

I want to do what me and IWIN did and plays heads up best of 5 or 7, but Herbie wants money up front.

i don't have matchbook account and never have a lot of money on me. I'm 100% good for it and Herbie can ask around. If you need people, I can give you people to call or PM or email.

But, we will see what happens. NO biggy. I mean JJ set up this thread like every other thread for me. So, IDC if we play or not

Sorry I want the money escrowed somehow or want to play with money on the table and I can't do it any other way... Anyhow, come up with some cash and we will figure it out the details (as there is no point in continuing until that point)...