Nicky doesn't know 1 guy in March Madness and is killing the books

**durito** · 03-21-09, 06:34 PM

I have an idea.

Let's have a little bet. Ganchrow can design a sports betting math test. Nicky and MF can take it (at the bash perhaps) and we can see who does better.

Anyone up for a side bet? Onthewhat? I'll take MF for 10k.

**TPowell** · 03-21-09, 07:05 PM

Nicky, you are a storyteller pal. I can watch a game and tell you 6-7 players from each team days after that game.

**onthewhat** · 03-21-09, 07:07 PM

Durito I bet $10 a game not $10k

Remove a bunch of zeros and I might bet sir

**Nicky Santoro** · 03-21-09, 07:18 PM

durito, let me ask you something.. woudl you rather have good info on games and have contacts calling you with computer plays and not be a mathematician, or would you rather be good in math? i am far from a mathematician, but i'd rather have what i have than what this other guy has. i can't figure out formulas, but i've been gambling long enough to know this business 230000000000x more than monkeyfag. math will get you nowhere,trust me..

i know 1 guy who used to be a math professor at YALE and he can tell you every math formula to man.. he makes ganch look like a nursery boy.. but when we booked his bets, he'd bet 200 across on every fav on a 20 cent line and couldn't figure out anything do wtih gambling.

math is not everything.. i'm shocked you do not know this.. figuring out the hold of a certain line does NOT help you. you stil have to beat the #.. i've got guys feeding me plays and workign on campuses and knowing that the starting QB just found his girlfriend in bed with a black guy and she is leaving him..i get the call for this 3 hrs before the game goes off.. and i get the game at +7.5 when line is now +3..

do you still want to be good in math? LOL LOL... math helps 1.3% of it. you have to know how to use it. you wont make anything knowing what the hold is

hey, let monkeyfocker tell me what my ROI is on that game.. LOL.

**durito** · 03-21-09, 07:22 PM

Who says math is anything? I suck at it personally. I just thought I'd propose a wager.

**MonkeyF0cker** · 03-21-09, 07:25 PM

Wow. Nicky finally admits that he is clueless with numbers but has 4 guys who know everything about every athlete's personal lives at 347 NCAA campuses. Believable. Again.

Not really.

**Vince Carter** · 03-21-09, 07:39 PM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

Jj, did i call it about this monkeyfruit? Do i know this faggot or what? He's so freakin predictable. Took him 3 min to respond.. What a freakin jealous loser. He's starting to bore me.

Davey, when i watch college sports, i dont pay any attention to the players, just the game.. I can hear the same players name 342 times in a game, and after game, i have no idea what his name is..

Davey, i can name you though 125 nba players and probably 349 nhl players, but 0 ncaab and ncaaf players. It's because i am not a big fan of college sports and when i dont care about something, i dont pay attention..

dumb fvck

**Nicky Santoro** · 03-21-09, 07:40 PM

2 min to respond.. LOL.. you really are obsessed wtih me huh, monkeyfag..LOL.. i am starting to feel sorry for you.. i thnk you sit there and wait for a post of me all day by pc just to jump in and get my attention..

back to the topic, keep figuring out holds and formulas. that is not my forte.. my forte is making money gambling, unlike you. i do stuff in my head all the time i know what i need to know only, unlike you..i know what a half pt is worth in baskets, etc.. i know shit that you dont know.. monkey, did you figure out what my hold was at +7.5 when you have it at +3?? lol.. i'm proud of you..

keep wishing you were like me in gambling.. and what are you doing in thsi thread again. dont you know that i won the thread over you yesterday.. you have no right to be here. i am now 13-0 vs you. you cant beat me ace rothshit..

monkey, quit while you're ahead..

J E A L O U S

**onthewhat** · 03-21-09, 07:44 PM

Monkey is a big time loser, he is apparently in Vegas because Bread told me they met each other last night.

The guy is sitting here on SBR arguing with Nicky while in Vegas, what a nit wit

**MonkeyF0cker** · 03-21-09, 07:46 PM

Simply a coincidence. I just logged on after getting in the rest of my bets for the day. So now you are a "numbers guy" after all? Which lie is it, Nicky? And you certainly can't do it in your head if you do it right. You're a moron. End of story.

**Nicky Santoro** · 03-21-09, 07:47 PM

Originally posted by onthewhat

Monkey is a big time loser, he is apparently in Vegas because Bread told me they met each other last night.

The guy is sitting here on SBR arguing with Nicky while in Vegas, what a nit wit

good call, onner. tht's what i always say.. he lives in the greatest city in the world where life is a paradise for gamblers, great food, great weather, great girls.. and where is this guy? sitting here at sbr 18 hrs a day lookign for me so he can argue with me..

what a loser..

**MonkeyF0cker** · 03-21-09, 07:48 PM

Originally posted by onthewhat

Monkey is a big time loser, he is apparently in Vegas because Bread told me they met each other last night.

The guy is sitting here on SBR arguing with Nicky while in Vegas, what a nit wit

Uhh. I live in Vegas, moron.

**donjuan** · 03-21-09, 07:50 PM

Monkey is a big time loser, he is apparently in Vegas because Bread told me they met each other last night.

The guy is sitting here on SBR arguing with Nicky while in Vegas, what a nit wit

He lives in Vegas you moron.

**MonkeyF0cker** · 03-21-09, 07:54 PM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

good call, onner. tht's what i always say.. he lives in the greatest city in the world where life is a paradise for gamblers, great food, great weather, great girls.. and where is this guy? sitting here at sbr 18 hrs a day lookign for me so he can argue with me..

what a loser..

Who's jealous again? I only log on here during down time at the sportsbooks or poker table. Believe me, you aren't special. You're just an idiot that misleads and cons posters. I don't give a shit about you. I give a shit about the people that are new who you'll bury with your "advice."

**pavyracer** · 03-21-09, 08:01 PM

Guys,

God told Nicky Eagles would beat Cardinals...Enough Said.

**Nicky Santoro** · 03-21-09, 08:05 PM

Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker

Who's jealous again? I only log on here during down time at the sportsbooks or poker table. Believe me, you aren't special. You're just an idiot that misleads and cons posters. I don't give a shit about you. I give a shit about the people that are new who you'll bury with your "advice."

i noticed it eats you up when my name gets mentioned here anytime. every time jj says something about me, you jump in. i guess you want to be the guy that all the kids admire huh.. it's obvious..

now take a hike

J E A L O U S

**onthewhat** · 03-21-09, 08:05 PM

I have never seen guys more jealous of a certain individual on a gambling forum that they have never met in their life.

Keep it up Nicky

**MonkeyF0cker** · 03-21-09, 08:13 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

Guys,

God told Nicky Eagles would beat Cardinals...Enough Said.

Too true.

**MonkeyF0cker** · 03-21-09, 08:16 PM

Keep up the storytelling guys. I'll only continue to make you look pathetic.

**Nicky Santoro** · 03-21-09, 08:22 PM

monkey i leave here for 12 min and i come back and see like 6 more posts by you.. and you say you're not obsessed with me.. lol.. yeah right.. you are now just posting wtih nothing to say.. especially your last few posts..every time i look at thsi thread, you are the last post.. lol monkey, you are becoming too obsessed with me. i might have to call the sbr medical staff for you. you need help.. you lack attention..
now get lost.

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**MonkeyF0cker** · 03-21-09, 08:25 PM

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**MonkeyF0cker** · 03-21-09, 08:26 PM

I'm bored now. Carry on, retarded storyteller.

**Nicky Santoro** · 03-21-09, 08:30 PM

in post #91 of this thread.. it is the most sense you've ever made here, i swear.. and btw, once again, you were the one that started again today, not me. which proves your obsession with me and how you dream of being a successful gambler..continue to trying to be a successful gambler, cause you will never succeed at it cause YOU ARE TOO CLUELESS, and continue to try to compete with me each day, you loser..I WON THIS THREAD AGAIN... now take a hike.

J E A L O U S

**MonkeyF0cker** · 03-21-09, 08:33 PM

**Nicky Santoro** · 03-21-09, 08:37 PM

I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE..YOU YAWN AND YOU WRE THE ONE THAT STARTED THIS.. AND THEN YOU COME BACK FOR MORE.. MAN, YOU ARE SCREWED UP IN THE HEAD.. ONCE AGAIN, I REFRESH SBR AND YOUR NAME APPEARS ON THIS THREAD.. WHAT A LOSER.. ONCE AGAIN, I WON THE THREAD. YOU CANT TOUCH ME MONKEY.. KEEP POSTING LIKE POST #91, IT IS THE ONLY TIME YOU MAKE SENSE HERE CAUSE WHEN YOU TALK, YOU ONLY SOUND LIKE A WANNABE CLUELESS WISEGUY..

AND DONT ANSWER THIS THREAD ANYMORE.. IN FACT, DONT EVER COME INTO MY THREADS AGAIN YOU LOSER.. I KNOW YOU'RE NOT CAPABLE OF THAT BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME, BUT TRY..

NOW GO TAKE A LONG WALK ON A SHORT PIER

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**MonkeyF0cker** · 03-21-09, 08:42 PM

**Nicky Santoro** · 03-21-09, 08:47 PM

YOU JUST CAN'T LAY OFF HUH? LOL.. YOU CAN'T.. YOU ARE SO OBSESSED WITH ME, IT'S NOT FUNNY.. YOU HAVE TO PUT THAT YAWN BECAUSE IT KEEPS YOU IN CONTACT WTIH ME.. WHAT A LOSER..

I HAVE YOU AT #2 TOP LOSER AT SBR BY MY OFFICIAL SBR LIST.. BUT AFTER THIS THREAD, YOU HAVE NOW JUMPED ON TO #1.. CONGRATS, MONKEY... ONCE AGAIN, I WIN THIS THREAD.. THAT'S BACK TO BACK NIGHTS I WIN THE THREAD..

NOW TAKE A HIKE FOR THE 24TH TIME..

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**TPowell** · 03-21-09, 08:49 PM

O/U on # of pages before midnight (central time)

Over 5.5 (-150)
Under 5.5 (+130)

**Nicky Santoro** · 03-21-09, 08:50 PM

Originally posted by TPowell

O/U on # of pages before midnight (central time)

Over 5.5 (-150)
Under 5.5 (+130)

POWERS, I AM DONE WITH THIS WANNABE WISEGUY. I FEEL DUMB NOW AFTER THE LAST 2 HRS TALKING TO THIS GUY.. I WISH I CAN HAVE THE LAST 2 HRS OF MY LIFE BACK..

**TPowell** · 03-21-09, 08:51 PM

honestly I'd feel dumb arguing merit with anybody on SBR period