Ladies and Gentlemen: Your starting Texas Ranger lineup

[stevenash]

Brutal

D Robertson RF	1	0	0	0	0	0	.254	.293	.296
E Andrus SS	1	0	0	0	0	0	.264	.311	.338
A Beltre DH	1	0	0	0	0	0	.334	.382	.536
C Gimenez 1B	0	0	0	0	1	0	.261	.316	.375
J Smolinski LF	1	0	0	0	0	0	.367	.406	.467
G Soto C	1	0	0	0	0	1	.000	.000	.000
L Martin CF	1	0	1	0	0	0	.267	.325	.376
A Rosales 3B	0	0	0	0	1	0	.294	.368	.353
R Odor 2B	0	0	0	0	0	0	.267	.305	.409

[daneblazer]

Got like Slongski & Rough Odor in there

[jjgold]

4-2 early Toronto

[playersonly69]

There is a baseball forum for the 111th time! No one cares to read your shit in the main forum

[King Mayan]

texas

[rm18]

League average is probably around .250 and it is thread worthy to make a thread about a lineup where everyone is above .250 is horrible cannot make this shit up.

[daneblazer]

Mayan you aren't hitting up endless appetizers at TGI Fridays with Brock today?

[King Mayan]

Mayan you aren't hitting up endless appetizers at TGI Fridays with Brock today?

Not me homie.. I have my packed chicken, rice, and broccoli lunches. Dane are you going to hometown buffet with tt warrior??

[daneblazer]

Not me homie.. I have my packed chicken, rice, and broccoli lunches. Dane are you going to hometown buffet with tt warrior??

Nope he beat me to it. Nothing but salad and crumbs of fried batter by the time I got there.

[opie1988]

Mayan you aren't hitting up endless appetizers at TGI Fridays with Brock today?

Mayan doesn't need the app special. He gets all his meals at a discount from the children's menu.

You know...because he's a midget and all.

[stevenash]

There is a baseball forum for the 111th time! No one cares to read your shit in the main forum

1) You have no itegrity or credibility, and I really don't care what you think, I got time on my hands is the only reason why I am replying to you, you fatty fat fat fat ugly fuktard.

2) I don't answer to you, reread #1 why I am answering to you.

3) Why don't you cry to the mods using the report icon if you don't like it here.

3) By the number of views and posts so far, apparantly people do care to read my shit in players talk.

4) SBR's very definition of 'Players Talk' is The SBR Lobby: Sports Talk, Gambling and Bettors Chat
Hey fucktard, this is sports talk, It belongs here

5) Now run along fat boy, don't you have a scam or two to plot.

6) You suck at poker

[JMon]

[imadegen]

sorry texas 140 million dollar payroll doesn't equal championship. learn the hard way.

[opie1988]

sorry texas 140 million dollar payroll doesn't equal championship. learn the hard way.

You do realize that Texas has had an all time # of both position players and pitchers on the DL this year, don't you? 4/5 of their starting rotation is currently on the DL, and done for the year.

This isn't really a payroll issue.

[k13]

Baseball players suck these days....

[No coincidences]

Baseball players suck these days....

There are so many bad pitchers in the game right now. It's really embarrassing.

Think about this: if you can't get anyone out in the post steroid era, where a .300 batting average lands you in the league's top 10, how bad are you?

[k13]

1999 avg .271
2014 avg .251

yikes...

[stealthyburrito]

Texas

Nice triple a lineup

[King Mayan]

Mayan doesn't need the app special. He gets all his meals at a discount from the children's menu.

You know...because he's a midget and all.

A 230lb midget to you motherfukker...

[stealthyburrito]

A 230lb midget to you motherfukker...

Los Angeles

Prima donnas

[krk1030]

Or as the padres call it, an all-star team.

[King Mayan]

Los Angeles

Prima donnas

Yeah I do have a prima named Donna..