Rate My New Girl Please

**teaserpleaser** · 11-29-11, 08:51 AM

5-3 173 with your pecker good luck jj

**oiler** · 11-29-11, 08:51 AM

gl just finding your pecker

**Roxxyfish** · 11-29-11, 08:52 AM

its amazing how real the rubber dolls look nowaddays, how much did you pay for her ?

**frankzig** · 11-29-11, 08:52 AM

5
even thou she comes with her own zip code

**Mr KLC** · 11-29-11, 08:52 AM

I need to see a full length nude picture to make a precise decision. Make it happen, JJ!

**ouman101** · 11-29-11, 08:56 AM

6, but personality plays a big part in my ranking.

I've known a lot of 10's that I'd rather put a gun in my mouth, than hang out with.

**daimoshokage** · 11-29-11, 08:57 AM

pic or GTFO!

**jjgold** · 11-29-11, 09:00 AM

I do not have nudes..only met her once at Subway
You fukkin think the first meet she is going to strip in Subway and let me take pics??
What is fukkin wrong with you guys?? I swear 62% are fukkin nit wits here

My rooster?? Why would it not fit in?? Yeh I might struggle but I have a fukkin clue as far as sex goes

**JMobile** · 11-29-11, 09:00 AM

JJ, let me know when you post a pic of a real girl, pal. Thanks!

**Mr KLC** · 11-29-11, 09:03 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

I do not have nudes..only met her once at Subway
You fukkin think the first meet she is going to strip in Subway and let me take pics??
What is fukkin wrong with you guys?? I swear 62% are fukkin nit wits here

My rooster?? Why would it not fit in?? Yeh I might struggle but I have a fukkin clue as far as sex goes

Met her at Subway. That opens the door to about 15 jokes I can think off the top of my head.

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 11-29-11, 09:03 AM

not bad, I'd open her beef curtains

**hels** · 11-29-11, 09:05 AM

**jjgold** · 11-29-11, 09:10 AM

Subway??

All the hot chicks go there because it is healthy

I bet all SBR chicks go to pizza, hamburger places and diners and get fat

My girl goes to subway daily and orders subs and the oatmeal cookies

man you guys have no clue what hot chicks are

bad taste here

**oiler** · 11-29-11, 09:14 AM

Originally posted by Mr KLC

Met her at Subway. That opens the door to about 15 jokes I can think off the top of my head.

that must be jarrods sister.haha

**Mr KLC** · 11-29-11, 09:21 AM

The thing is JJ, that in a strong relationship, there are serious choices that have to be made. For example, does she prefer the 6 inch, or the foot long?

**BIGDAY** · 11-29-11, 09:23 AM

I'll be this first to bite coach...

A 10! A mothah fukkkin 10!!!

Rail that sh!t.

**cant call it** · 11-29-11, 09:27 AM

Put the P in the V

**kmarinouofm** · 11-29-11, 09:37 AM

subway? Subway is sliced dog meat on fresh bread .. Nothing more... U ever seen the ham there ? Shit looks like spam cut sideways....

Won't touch that shit... Boars head only boss

**Roxxyfish** · 11-29-11, 09:45 AM

Hey Roxy...keep up excellent capping

Your a good guy and that is why I am going to you here, as you are aware I am in love with Shari for real. All I do is think about her day and fukkin night.
I just do not want to fuk her, I actually want to make love to her like a real guy and gal do. Now I am not real experienced in bed as you are aware as not having been laid in over 14 years but I watch a ton of porn so have a clue what to do. I do not want to bore you here with all the details. I am coming to you so you can help and use your experience so I can hook Shari. All she does is reject me in e-mails all the time. I have written to her over 150 times this year and just strike out, she only wrote back 5 times out of those 150 and basically said this ""JJ your a nice guy but your not my type, I am looking more for a corporate personality/type that has a good head on his shouder, jj you do not even have a job and also I find it real weird you want me to move in with you and we never met. It is kind of creepy also you e-mail me all the time, like I said your a nice guy but I am not interested, I am sure you will find the girl of your dreams"

Ok guy you see what I mean??? It seems she is not interested but a small piece of me thinks she is in love with me and madly in love.
Do you think being small hurts me??? I measured it the other day and got it stretched to 2.7" which I guess is better than 2.5", my girth is still thin but many have said if you know how to use it your fine, well I read that in some magazine called "Sexual Cats in Bed" I have shaved around the area also to make it look bigger, heck I was born small.One of reasons I do not wear condoms is because they always come off man or too much at top that just droops and I look like a fukkin dick and makes it 1000x worse. The thing is they do not make small ones....well whatever

I think my personality is fine, do you know what I am doing wrong??? Do you have any advice for me??
Should I send her flowers or maybe a bracelet?

I swear if you can help me I will always be in debted and if we ever meet will treat you to top shelf hookers and liquor (Blackberry Brandy)
I cannot get my mind off her....actually I simulate we are together especially in bed when watching porn, I pretend the other woman is Shari and the guy is me.

Keep this confidential because it would be an embarrassing situation for me if it got out

Its the holidays man and I have no one to be with, anyway happy holidays and if you can help me or talk with her and put in a good word I would appreciate it.

Thanks

Mike Corbin

**hels** · 11-29-11, 10:09 AM

jj, who weighs more?

**BigTenSports** · 11-29-11, 10:12 AM

2, never liked big girls.

**Big Bear** · 11-29-11, 10:20 AM

Originally posted by daimoshokage

pic or GTFO!

daimo you crazy

**Fieldysnuts44** · 11-29-11, 10:23 AM

Coach who gives a fukk what a bunch of fukking people on gambling forum think about your girl,I say fukk it and go for it.She looks cute in the face and I know some girls who actually look good with a few extra pounds.

**Big Bear** · 11-29-11, 10:29 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

1-10.......10 being REAL REAL HOT
Now a few things first we are only talking on phone and texting right now but she still is my girl
She is like 5-3...172 or so, nice fukkin

big legs, big ass but FIRM and HARD
Look at her fukkin smile, like a model
GO

Shes cute man. Go for it. Thick girls are better who wants a girl with a tiny ass anyway

**RealSlimShady** · 11-29-11, 10:33 AM

Originally posted by Mr KLC

Met her at Subway. That opens the door to about 15 jokes I can think off the top of my head.

She went for the $5 footlong and found a 25cent 2.5 incher???

**WvGambler** · 11-29-11, 10:34 AM

If shes 5'3 172 she must be getting the foot long meatball marinara at subway. She's a thick girl...but she looks good for you coach.

**doublej95** · 11-29-11, 10:36 AM

I would give her a 2.5

**WvGambler** · 11-29-11, 10:37 AM

Originally posted by doublej95

I would give her a 2.5

JJ hopes to

**thetrinity** · 11-29-11, 10:45 AM

i dont even weigh 172 and im 5 10, and i wanna lose a few pounds, this girl must be enormous. has a cute face at least. met her at subway LMAO, very funny.

**DustyRhodes** · 11-29-11, 10:52 AM

I give her a 4

**mw00** · 11-29-11, 10:53 AM

it's a man/10

**BIGDAY** · 11-29-11, 11:06 AM

Get er coach!

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 11-29-11, 11:10 AM

Where will meeting #2 be?

Surley you can at least get a cleavage shot next time. Maybe shen she is not looking. If she wears a skirt, hide the camera under the table and try to get a few upskirt pics. Do you think she wears panties or goes comando???

**will2survive** · 11-29-11, 11:11 AM

Sweet wholesome face--- 7 1/2 to an 8 ( the type of girl that I like). JJ: Good luck but until you date her, she's not your girl. maybe she's got a lot of baggage and you have a chance with your personality. I really like her face but for you to have any chance, you need to shave your head and have like a goatee. The horseshoe look won't cut it with this girl. Just shave it, it can always grow back (serious advice if you really want somebody that's even a 5)--good luck

Cleavage is a plus. Don't fuk this up. Buzz the bozo look and go with the trend that most bald guys go with. Look at all of the cops and people in NYC with shaved heads. Do it and make a video. I want to see the video.