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  • tacomax
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-10-05
    • 9619

    #36
    pimike - what's going to happen to you possessions when the world ends? Can we sign a contract so they all pass over to me - after all, you won't be needing them when the world ends.
    Originally posted by pags11
    SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
    Originally posted by BuddyBear
    I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
    Originally posted by curious
    taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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    • pimike
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 03-23-08
      • 37139

      #37
      Originally posted by tacomax
      pimike - what's going to happen to you possessions when the world ends? Can we sign a contract so they all pass over to me - after all, you won't be needing them when the world ends.
      Taco, I can assure you after May 21, 2011 you will not be thinking about my stuff or your stuff, for there will be a great quake and if you don't believe in Christ you will see me and others being raptured. Those left will face death for the next 153 days before the entiree world will be burned up.

      This is no joking matter sir,
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      • Immortality
        Restricted User
        • 12-20-07
        • 4599

        #38
        Originally posted by pimike
        Taco, I can assure you after May 21, 2011 you will not be thinking about my stuff or your stuff, for there will be a great quake and if you don't believe in Christ you will see me and others being raptured. Those left will face death for the next 153 days before the entiree world will be burned up.

        This is no joking matter sir,

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        • tacomax
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 08-10-05
          • 9619

          #39
          Is that a yes to the contract?
          Originally posted by pags11
          SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
          Originally posted by BuddyBear
          I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
          Originally posted by curious
          taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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          • pimike
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 03-23-08
            • 37139

            #40
            Originally posted by Immortality
            These verses very clearly teach that Christ’s coming will be worldwide. That is, the evidence that He has come will be seen everywhere in the world. The fact that the tribes of the earth mourn coincides with phrases like “weeping and gnashing of teeth” that we find elsewhere in the Bible. Indeed, all of the language of these verses identifies altogether with the day of the rapture.

            It is teaching that there will be corpses, which will bring together the eagles. Obviously, these eagles are there to feed on the dead bodies that have been thrown out of the graves. The presence of corpses clearly teaches that when the Bible speaks of the resurrection of the just and the unjust, it definitely is not implying that the unsaved will be resurrected to some kind of conscious existence. Instead, it is teaching that the unsaved will be raised (thrown out of the graves) to be desecrated. They will be further shamed in the eyes of God and other heavenly creatures.

            The more a person knows God’s Word without becoming saved, the greater his shame will be in the eyes of God. This is part of his punishment. That is why Jesus indicated that Capernaum, a city in which Jesus had ministered a long time and yet almost none had become saved, would be under more punishment than Sodom. Sodom knew very little of God’s Word. We read in Matthew 11:23-24:

            And thou, Capernaum, which art exalted unto heaven, shalt be brought down to hell: for if the mighty works, which have been done in thee, had been done in Sodom, it would have remained until this day. But I say unto you, That it shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom in the day of judgment, than for thee.


            Likewise, an unsaved preacher or Bible teacher who is still alive in the Day of Judgment, depending on how much he knew of the Bible, will be shamed in the eyes of God and the world, and as a corpse when he dies, as part of his punishment.

            Another passage we should look at is Luke 17:36-37, where we read:

            Two men shall be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left. And they answered and said unto him, Where, Lord? And he said unto them, Wheresoever the body is, thither will the eagles be gathered together.


            Two individuals are in the field. One is taken. He is a true believer and he is caught up to be with Christ. The other person is not saved, and so, he is left. Then came the question, where is he left? The answer is that he is left where the body is, and the eagles are gathered together. When the Bible speaks of an eagle (singular), normally, it is speaking of God coming in judgment, or God’s compassionate love for His people (Deuteronomy 33:11). But when the word “eagle” is plural, it is used to signify that they are feeding like vultures or buzzards on corpses (Matthew 24:28). Thus, we can understand that those who are left behind at the time of the rapture are companions of the corpses that have been thrown out of the graves.
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            • SexyMit
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 10-12-06
              • 6139

              #41
              When did you become a preacher? Cause there is no set date on his return it could happen tomorrow, noone knows. And if you can tell the future why are you not rich?
              If it seems to good to be true it usually is!!

              I have a natural instinct to exploit market ineffieciencies!!
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              • sickler
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 06-05-08
                • 15006

                #42



                Bring back the banned.
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                • losturmarbles
                  SBR MVP
                  • 07-01-08
                  • 4604

                  #43
                  Originally posted by pimike
                  ... But when the word “eagle” is plural, it is used to signify that they are feeding like vultures or buzzards on corpses (Matthew 24:28). Thus, we can understand that those who are left behind at the time of the rapture are companions of the corpses that have been thrown out of the graves.
                  and then the evangelist matthew wrote quoting jesus in verse 36:

                  36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.


                  so where do you get the may 21, 2011 date?
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                  • wtf
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 08-22-08
                    • 12983

                    #44
                    this without doubt is sbr's greatest post, on so many levels it is beyond hilarious!

                    Originally Posted by shantystar
                    bicth slap! cannt you see theoffshoredge forum and my posts their,first see the rpooof iprovided than bring your uguly ass befoe me to catch it like football!
                    idiot!
                    you need only good ass hole bang! and that only straight you.

                    .
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                    • Immortality
                      Restricted User
                      • 12-20-07
                      • 4599

                      #45
                      Originally posted by wtf
                      this without doubt is sbr's greatest post, on so many levels it is beyond hilarious!

                      Originally Posted by shantystar
                      bicth slap! cannt you see theoffshoredge forum and my posts their,first see the rpooof iprovided than bring your uguly ass befoe me to catch it like football!
                      idiot!
                      you need only good ass hole bang! and that only straight you.

                      .
                      Yep it is a classic. I had it in my sig for awhile.
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                      • Kerfuffle
                        SBR High Roller
                        • 01-11-08
                        • 143

                        #46
                        Too many posters here think this place is their fukking living room and they can walk around in their underwear, or worse, farting and belching and picking at their openings and crevaces in their bodies for all to see and read.

                        It's not. It's a fukking public forum. Treat it that way and stop posting as though it's your right to constantly be dickweeds.

                        Say amen brothers and sisters
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                        • tacomax
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 08-10-05
                          • 9619

                          #47
                          Kerfuffle, I'm walking around with my cock hanging out. What's wrong with that? Amen.
                          Originally posted by pags11
                          SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
                          Originally posted by BuddyBear
                          I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
                          Originally posted by curious
                          taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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                          • diogee
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 01-11-08
                            • 19477

                            #48
                            Originally posted by Immortality
                            Yep it is a classic. I had it in my sig for awhile.
                            One of my fave classics

                            Originally posted by WE EAT FISH
                            Why would I help people who lie for their day? The New York Mets and San Diego Padres are both favored to win by VEGAS and I pick them to win. So either you think you are smarter than VEGAS who doesn't lose or you're stupid. hm I REALLY REALLY wonder which one.
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                            • Tsoprano
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 04-14-08
                              • 26374

                              #49
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                              • Mudcat
                                Restricted User
                                • 07-21-05
                                • 9287

                                #50
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                                • RogueJuror
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 07-08-08
                                  • 10010

                                  #51
                                  There is no privacy at SBR. Shame on them.

                                  .

                                  There is no privacy at SBR. Shame on them.




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                                  • Bread
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 03-16-08
                                    • 23726

                                    #52
                                    That guy is sexy. Who dat Joorer??
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                                    • Richkas
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 02-03-08
                                      • 19396

                                      #53
                                      I spent years posting on a forum where there were only two rules: no illegal content and no posting other people's personal identifying info. Great times

                                      These two things shouldnt even get you banned. People need to grow sacks.
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                                      • RogueJuror
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 07-08-08
                                        • 10010

                                        #54
                                        Originally posted by Bread
                                        That guy is sexy. Who dat Joorer??
                                        Some pictures I found/heard/read by accident.

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                                        • sickler
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 06-05-08
                                          • 15006

                                          #55
                                          Richie, allowing illegal stuff could get the site owner is deep shit.

                                          As for personal info, there were some vindictive people hanging around this place. No telling what they were capable of if they had their enemies home address.
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                                          • Mudcat
                                            Restricted User
                                            • 07-21-05
                                            • 9287

                                            #56
                                            We all would like forums to be catered to our own personal tastes. Some people want a free-for-all game with no referee. Some people would like much higher standards enforced.

                                            We all have our agendas. The mods have to do their best to factor all those things - plus the vision of whoever is behind the money - and draw lines. Those lines are what they are. Many people will whine about them regardless. A 100% approval rating is completely out of the question.

                                            I've been around posting forums for about 8 years and I've never even received a warning about anything. It's not that I don't have complaints. I'm just not a spoiled brat who seriously expects everything to be customized with me in mind. It's not that difficult to figure out what the lines are and avoid banning.

                                            Is someone is getting banned, it's because they are choosing to get banned.
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                                            • RogueScholar
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 02-05-07
                                              • 5082

                                              #57
                                              Originally posted by tacomax
                                              Kerfuffle, I'm walking around with my cock hanging out. What's wrong with that? Amen.
                                              Just one of the many reasons why I decided to join your fan club, Taco. This image will enter my mind everytime I see one of your posts and make SBR a better place.

                                              Originally posted by StraitShooter
                                              90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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                                              • pimike
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 03-23-08
                                                • 37139

                                                #58
                                                Originally posted by losturmarbles
                                                and then the evangelist matthew wrote quoting jesus in verse 36:

                                                36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.


                                                so where do you get the may 21, 2011 date?

                                                Doesn't say we can never know, and obviously Christ knows for He is GOD.

                                                check this out for more explanation.

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                                                • Shark79
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 11-19-07
                                                  • 11211

                                                  #59
                                                  The world will change the way humans live nowadays ... we will go back to growing our own crop and spending more time with family and friends.
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                                                  • losturmarbles
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 07-01-08
                                                    • 4604

                                                    #60
                                                    Originally posted by pimike
                                                    Doesn't say we can never know, and obviously Christ knows for He is GOD.

                                                    check this out for more explanation.

                                                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4fKZ...eature=related
                                                    are you smoking crack?

                                                    how'd you come up with may 21, 2011?

                                                    even the old man doesnt answer the question

                                                    and he contradicts himself about 3 different times, not that that's a surprise since the bible does that over and over. all he says is it's a different time now (according to thessalonians ie paul) than what matthew and luke were talking about. (which makes perfect sense since matthew and luke didnt write their gospels until 20-30 years after paul writes his letters.)
                                                    which even if any of that even made a difference, it still doesnt answer the question.

                                                    how'd you come up with may 21, 2011?
                                                    Last edited by losturmarbles; 03-16-09, 06:11 PM. Reason: grammar
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                                                    • shantystar
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 11-13-05
                                                      • 7299

                                                      #61
                                                      Originally posted by sickler
                                                      My money's on shantystar.

                                                      His repetitive use of baseborn insults will finally get him canned.
                                                      i never care ban!
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                                                      • betplom
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 09-20-06
                                                        • 13444

                                                        #62
                                                        Originally posted by shantystar
                                                        i never care ban!
                                                        swine!
                                                        filth boar!
                                                        swaggart!
                                                        bald verbose median!
                                                        baseborn swill idiot!
                                                        baseborn touch makes!
                                                        bald baseborn verboten kerwiddle!

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                                                        • betplom
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 09-20-06
                                                          • 13444

                                                          #63
                                                          In response to the original question, Curious.
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                                                          • Immortality
                                                            Restricted User
                                                            • 12-20-07
                                                            • 4599

                                                            #64
                                                            Originally posted by C&D Ghost420
                                                            your lips must be chapped...because ive seen mods act NAZI on various forums...but by all means...pucker up buttercup!

                                                            you are correct about agendas though....some people get a pass....some people dont
                                                            The fat ghost is back. It is amazing even though how much he bitches about this place he cannot stay away.
                                                            Last edited by Immortality; 03-17-09, 05:13 AM.
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                                                            • ijustwant2bpaid
                                                              Restricted User
                                                              • 11-11-08
                                                              • 3706

                                                              #65
                                                              Originally posted by pimike
                                                              These verses very clearly teach that Christ’s coming will be worldwide. That is, the evidence that He has come will be seen everywhere in the world. The fact that the tribes of the earth mourn coincides with phrases like “weeping and gnashing of teeth” that we find elsewhere in the Bible. Indeed, all of the language of these verses identifies altogether with the day of the rapture.

                                                              It is teaching that there will be corpses, which will bring together the eagles. Obviously, these eagles are there to feed on the dead bodies that have been thrown out of the graves. The presence of corpses clearly teaches that when the Bible speaks of the resurrection of the just and the unjust, it definitely is not implying that the unsaved will be resurrected to some kind of conscious existence. Instead, it is teaching that the unsaved will be raised (thrown out of the graves) to be desecrated. They will be further shamed in the eyes of God and other heavenly creatures.

                                                              The more a person knows God’s Word without becoming saved, the greater his shame will be in the eyes of God. This is part of his punishment. That is why Jesus indicated that Capernaum, a city in which Jesus had ministered a long time and yet almost none had become saved, would be under more punishment than Sodom. Sodom knew very little of God’s Word. We read in Matthew 11:23-24:

                                                              And thou, Capernaum, which art exalted unto heaven, shalt be brought down to hell: for if the mighty works, which have been done in thee, had been done in Sodom, it would have remained until this day. But I say unto you, That it shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom in the day of judgment, than for thee.


                                                              Likewise, an unsaved preacher or Bible teacher who is still alive in the Day of Judgment, depending on how much he knew of the Bible, will be shamed in the eyes of God and the world, and as a corpse when he dies, as part of his punishment.

                                                              Another passage we should look at is Luke 17:36-37, where we read:

                                                              Two men shall be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left. And they answered and said unto him, Where, Lord? And he said unto them, Wheresoever the body is, thither will the eagles be gathered together.


                                                              Two individuals are in the field. One is taken. He is a true believer and he is caught up to be with Christ. The other person is not saved, and so, he is left. Then came the question, where is he left? The answer is that he is left where the body is, and the eagles are gathered together. When the Bible speaks of an eagle (singular), normally, it is speaking of God coming in judgment, or God’s compassionate love for His people (Deuteronomy 33:11). But when the word “eagle” is plural, it is used to signify that they are feeding like vultures or buzzards on corpses (Matthew 24:28). Thus, we can understand that those who are left behind at the time of the rapture are companions of the corpses that have been thrown out of the graves.

                                                              ill book your wager, 1000/1 it doesnt happen 100 minimum
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                                                              • sqvirrel
                                                                SBR Hustler
                                                                • 01-19-09
                                                                • 74

                                                                #66
                                                                Let the end come. Casting lots and drinking are very biblical so we're all good.
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                                                                • pimike
                                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                  • 03-23-08
                                                                  • 37139

                                                                  #67
                                                                  Originally posted by Immortality
                                                                  The fat ghost is back. It is amazing even though how much he bitches about this place he cannot stay away.



                                                                  This is such a true statement.
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