I wonder how our judgement day will be...

**tullamore** · 03-10-09, 02:58 AM

i'll be in hell, wont see any pearly gates.

**Chi_archie** · 03-10-09, 02:59 AM

T, when was the last time you went to confession?

T, I bet your priest tries to get action on the knicks games from you

**Tsoprano** · 03-10-09, 03:00 AM

**SlickFazzer** · 03-10-09, 03:00 AM

**Chi_archie** · 03-10-09, 03:02 AM

say 10 Our Father's 5 hail mary's and give me the knicks +8.5 for 100

**Robust** · 03-10-09, 03:04 AM

Originally posted by Tsoprano

...Once we die.

I mean in most cases it will just be one longgggg series of games being replayed as we see how our life was from start to finish.

We'll all be sweating those dam games out again and reliving the roller coaster on the big screen at the pearly gates.

I am not religous.. i don't have "faith" or "belief".. fvck that sh1t..

If there IS a next stop, I will be let in, no prob.. I have no guilt or remorse.. not saying I didn't do anything wrong.. but if you people of "faith" or "belief" believed your own shit, you'd know you are ALREADY FORGIVEN!!

dumb asses!!!

Robust

**Tsoprano** · 03-10-09, 03:06 AM

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions Robust.

**Robust** · 03-10-09, 03:09 AM

Originally posted by Tsoprano

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions Robust.

yes.. and thanks.. mine is kewl

Robust

**Chi_archie** · 03-10-09, 03:09 AM

even the demons believe.....and shudder

takes more then just believing

**Robust** · 03-10-09, 03:10 AM

Originally posted by Chi_archie

even the demons believe.....and shudder

takes more then just believing

paint some horns on me head.. i am good to go

Robust

**Chi_archie** · 03-10-09, 03:22 AM

robust, get some holy ghost in you.....

**THEGREAT30** · 03-10-09, 03:24 AM

I wonder why no one has ever come back to ease our minds about this great mystery? If you ran the world wouldn't you like the people you truly loved to be at ease?

**Robust** · 03-10-09, 03:43 AM

Originally posted by Chi_archie

robust, get some holy ghost in you.....

first of all, that was some good stuff!! great music!!

but NO ONE will get "in me".. LOL!!

might "get in" the holy spirit, but she has to be ok to beautiful

Robust

**Chi_archie** · 03-10-09, 03:45 AM

lol

**Willie Bee** · 03-10-09, 11:33 AM

St. Peter: Next in line!

Willie Bee: Howdy Pete, what's up?

St. Peter: Your papers, please. [shuffle, shuffle] Ah yes, Mr. Bee. I've been expecting you.

Willie Bee: Well to be quite honest, I thought I'd have at least a few more years down on earth. I mean, I never got to see the Astros win the Series.

St. Peter: Yes, well we thought it might look strange if we let one mere mortal stay alive for that long.

Willie Bee: True, but I think this year might be the year. They improved the rotation, got some speed at the top of the ...

St. Peter: No, this isn't their year either. Now Mr. Bee, if you will allow me to be blunt.

Willie Bee: Sure thing Pete, lay it out for me. I can take it.

St. Peter: I hope so because I just don't see how we're going to be able to let you in.

Willie Bee: Really?

St. Peter: Yes, really. Let's start here in 1962 when you beat up one Larry Harding.

Willie Bee: Yeah, well he deserved it. Gol' damn Cubs fan welshed on the bet.

St. Peter: I was going to get to the gambling part eventually. But my point is young Harding didn't deserve to be punched. He went on to be a man of God, you know, served as the minister at Conroe First Baptist, and has been leading one of our Bible study groups here as a matter of fact since his passing two years ago.

Willie Bee: No shit?! That stiff is here?!

St. Peter: Mr. Bee, watch your language.

Willie Bee: Sorry about that Pete. You do know that his big brother beat the snot outta' me after I kicked Larry's butt, right?

St. Peter: We're not talking about Mr. Harding's brother. There's also this incident in 1971, smuggling whiskey into the high school gym in the attempt to get a young freshman named Susan Adams drunk in hopes of having sex with her out in your Volkswagen in the parking lot.

Willie Bee: Man, that girl could drink, like a fish, I tell you. Plus she was really built, had big ol'...

St. Peter: Yes, but your intentions were less than honorable.

Willie Bee: Oh you know how it is, Pete, hormones racing, pretty hippie chick in a tight sweater. Plus she didn't have any big brothers so I thought I'd be safe.

St. Peter: Uh huh. Now we move ahead to Thailand in 1975. You're lucky you didn't get shot or locked up for good.

Willie Bee: Just doing my duty, Pete.

St. Peter: I don't recall your 'duty' as having a thing to do with hookers and hooch.

Willie Bee: Had to act the part, you know. I mean, imagine some Yank over in Thailand at that time that wasn't engaged in some sort of criminal activity. They'd have been on me quicker than a cat can lick its ass.

St. Peter: Language, Mr. Bee, language.

Willie Bee: Really, we can't say 'ass' up here?

St. Peter: Now in 1984, you're involved in a robbery with two exotic dancers. Either one of those sins is enough to keep you out; together it really pushes you over the top.

Willie Bee: Listen, I had no idea that one chick was carrying, and certainly had no idea she was planning to steal beer from that store. And they never charged me with anything, cooperated fully with the Houston police on that one.

St. Peter: And the affair with the married woman?

Willie Bee: Now honest, Pete, I had no idea she was married. She was just using me to get back at her husband who was running around on her.

St. Peter: Top all of that off with the fact that with the exception of weddings and funerals, you haven't been to mass in forever and it's been 30 years since your last confession?

Willie Bee: Yeah, you've got me there. I'll make up for it and go to confession every day from now on.

St. Peter: I'm afraid it's too late for that, Mr. Bee. We simply can't let you into Heaven.

Willie Bee: Now wait just a New York minute, Pete. You haven't even looked at the rest of my resume there. Check out what my job was starting in February 2006.

St. Peter: (shuffles papers) Oh my! Moderator at SBR, that does change things. You've obviously already been through hell, so welcome aboard Mr. Bee.

Willie Bee: Thanks Pete. Now if you could tell me where I might find Larry Harding, I'd be much obliged.

**ryanXL977** · 03-10-09, 11:42 AM

jrichshow is going to hell for not paying me my 400 bucks.

**Bread** · 03-10-09, 11:49 AM

We'll all find out soon enough! In 2011!!

Love,
PiMike

**Mudcat** · 03-10-09, 11:51 AM

Soooooooooooo much more to life than betting on games.

**pimike** · 03-12-09, 05:19 PM

Willie I loved your detailed life and explainations on why you did what you did.

I must say dealing with some of these guys on SBR is punishment

Now what scares me is I actually believe your past sins, OUCH

Since I have a direct line to the powers to be, for I pray right to the man with no mediator in between, I highly recommend you pay up the beer you promised last year and all may be well

**Shark79** · 03-12-09, 06:42 PM

Willie ... this must be one of the funniest dialogues Ive seen at SBR ...

**Poker_Beast** · 03-12-09, 10:57 PM

Nice job Willy!!