Sounds great.
Jay, in your experience, how good is the TSA at finding hidden fleshlights?
Just wonderin'... no reason.
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BatemanPatrickl
SBR Posting Legend
06-21-07
18772
#1130
Originally posted by Jayvegas420
You're looking for ink in the wrong thread Bat Man.
You should grow some balls, buy two seats on a flight, get down here & try to do what I do!
....Scratch that.
Just keep trolling my thread. Its the closest you'll ever get to Vegas!
Cuser, wish me luck today.
I've been to Vegas and other casinos on corporate America's dime. Gambled more money in one night than you do in a month. I don't have a wife and child depending on me Jay. Do what you do? Live in poverty because you have no other skills.
Yeah buddy you've made it. Still waiting for JJ?
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Dollars2Donuts
SBR Hall of Famer
02-07-13
8803
#1131
Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
I've been to Vegas and other casinos on corporate America's dime. Gambled more money in one night than you do in a month. I don't have a wife and child depending on me Jay. Do what you do? Live in poverty because you have no other skills.
Yeah buddy you've made it. Still waiting for JJ?
*yawns*
Just another reclaimed troll. Welcome back to SBR.....
Interesting choice of words Gold.
I wish I could pull off the face trip Boeing but I didn't want to waste anyone's time. I'm compiling a final trip report post. It'll be available later today.
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Vegas39
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
09-22-11
30686
#1137
Originally posted by Optional
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#1138
This is crazy
nobody knows where he is
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Jayvegas420
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
03-09-11
28213
#1139
Gold, I'm confused. I as well, believed you were in Vegas but, it appears you might be trying to decieve people intentionally.
If I were in Vegas right now I would say, "Is this kid still here?" NOT, "Is this kid still there?"
I would have sworn you were actually in Vegas right now so, are you trying to draw traffic by purposefully creating doubt with your posts?
Or is the report a farce?
That video cost me a lot of money to make but the idea popped into my head & I really wanted to make the vid for that drunk fukk Sweeper & also for LVK1. I thought Drinker would find it funny to & it was a good way to show a little respect for three great posters who we may never see here again.
Either way, I had to find Mandalay Bay note pads & found out that they don't have them any more so the concierge took the time to go see if there was something he could do & when he returned with letterhead & thanked him & tipped him $10 because it was busy & Mandalay Bay is a classy joint! Then I needed to cut the paper down to pad size & the only place I could find that had scissors was the tattoo parlour. After I cut the paper I tipped the parlour attendant $2 & now all I needed to do was find a place in the casino where I could see The Hotel from. As we all a know there are not many windows in casinos so, I went to the pool area at the Excalibur & couldn't get in without a room card. I tipped the towel girl $ 5 to get to the window where I took the shot & voilla..we have the most expensive video of the trip!
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Fidel_CashFlow
SBR Aristocracy
12-03-12
53970
#1140
miss those guys as well Jay, funny vid
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Plaza23
SBR Hall of Famer
12-29-13
7392
#1141
Originally posted by Jayvegas420
You should grow some balls, buy two seats on a flight, get down here & try to do what I do!
.
It sounds like you simply left your own family to have your own personal vacation in Vegas where you didnt win anything. Why would anyone want to do that?
You are one of most self indulgent posters on this board judging from this thread. I agree with some of the other more critical people on this thread. Play time is over. Grow up. You dont have the roll to make a living at poker. You dont have the brains to make a living at sports. So get a steady job and be a good father/husband to your family.
If you were 22 and only had yourself to take care of, then I'd say go do whatever. Chase your dreams. This thread is entertaining. But you got responsibilities. You are way too old to be a selfish prick. Mooching off your old man to get free meals? Really? Leaving your wife for over 2 weeks at a time? To do what? What was accomplished?
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BatemanPatrickl
SBR Posting Legend
06-21-07
18772
#1142
Originally posted by Plaza23
It sounds like you simply left your own family to have your own personal vacation in Vegas where you didnt win anything. Why would anyone want to do that?
You are one of most self indulgent posters on this board judging from this thread. I agree with some of the other more critical people on this thread. Play time is over. Grow up. You dont have the roll to make a living at poker. You dont have the brains to make a living at sports. So get a steady job and be a good father/husband to your family.
If you were 22 and only had yourself to take care of, then I'd say go do whatever. Chase your dreams. This thread is entertaining. But you got responsibilities. You are way too old to be a selfish prick. Mooching off your old man to get free meals? Really? Leaving your wife for over 2 weeks at a time? To do what? What was accomplished?
Thank you. This guy is a worthless clown; glad all of the forum had a good laugh at this court jester.
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Jayvegas420
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
03-09-11
28213
#1143
I have some follow up videos from Day 15 & some video updates from my final day there. I'll unlock the videos when I'm done posting the summary.
But 1st some Acknowledgments where they are due:
Vegas 39: still thinks Jayvegas is a broke dikk fukk but, supported me by keeping his wise ass-remarks to himself. I had a video ready where I gave smokes to an 80 year old homeless guy while asking him if he was Vegas39's son?! I deleted it when Vegas checked in. Much appreciated 39 & Jayvegas understands that its business as usual now that I've brought my brokk a$$ back to Canada.
Swiftyj: I'm honoured that your final post was in my thread. Never heard of ya pal.
Antgauldieri: showed up on Day 1 & then never revisited the site. WTF?
Opie: I throw this guy Shout outs throughout the entire trip & the rich penetrate Only checked in to complain that I took too long to respond? How could the lowly Jayvegas expect the the great & Almighty Opie to find time for his little blog? lol. We're here to make a million Opie, not to talk to stragers on the internet 20 hours a day. I'm just happy that the greatest SBR poster of all time stopped By to support my endeavours.
Sammy Odom: Wish you could have thrown a few more picks my way. sorry for cursing you out in one of the nighttime videos. I was drunk!
High3rel3ment: Sharp Gambler, sharp guy & made me sharper with each post!
Libanesse:We're gonna find out who you are buddy. One if these days.
The Giant: I Always love reading this guys posts & I think seaweed has returned, as Pat Bateman.
Green Hippo: with the offer to upgrade my living situation & the words of encouragement I can safely say.....I still can't wait to wash this guys mouth out with a toilet brush! Even though he doesn't respect people with limited bankrolls, I have always thought this guy was cool as $hit & would like to have drinks & gamble with this kid any day of the week. He picks winners too & I could use some of those picks next trip.
Darrell74: his info in my thread is always welcomed & always helpful.
ItsmeMrMatt: as far as picking winners is concerned, this guy is unmatched. Even when he was on the opposite side he still managed to bail me out with that Jays bet. Love this guy.
Cotes17:Back to following Cote's thread rather than the other way around. Thanks for visiting the thread, eh!
Unill the end of time: next time we're there, drinks on you!
STAX: my favourite parlay bettor. One of my few regrets was that I didn't have the time everyday to compile everyone's picks & make some big parlay bets. No one & I mean NO ONE picks parlays like this fukkin guy!
Goucho Jake: I don't know much about Jake but, there something about this guy that I like! Hope he visits the thread next time around.
Sledge187: I always love when you stop by. Need more locks next trip!
Love having this guy along for the ride.
Borst: Glad you enjoyed the thread. The blurry vids were not intentional. its a new phone & I'm a bit if a low tech.
Sourtwist: meh.
Unluckyslob: thanks for the picks. You capped a lot better than I did during those three weeks.
Compaqdikk: A wise man only believes 1/2 of what he readsA brilliant man knows which 1/2 to believe.
Boeing Power: The check in from our Hometown track was awesome. Reminded of how nice it was to watch our ponies in the Vegas heat while drinking free beer! $8.50 a pint. Next time we meet in Sin City, drinks are on me!!!
Can kid: thanks for having a hand in helping me meet one of my favorite ball players & favourite gamblers, ON THE SAME DAY!
ParlayinHT: This guy needs a Vegas trip "jayvegas-style" to get his head straight! Hang in there H-Town & next trip we hook up for a sports betting marathon.
Optional: without a doubt one of the top 5 posters on this site. An honour to have him visit the thread. Thanks for trying to help a low-tech post properly
BitemeDOJ: you don't wanna know what the TSA did to me on the way there. They treated me real gentle on the way back! Thanks for the well wishes in the free roll on the final day. Posts like yours are part of the reason I was able to win it!
2 holesin 1: never fukkin heard of ya pal but, I like your style.
Plaza, Paco, Bateman...ninoer,thanks for visiting the thread.
God Bless
FINAL ACKNOWLEGMENTS
D2D
JjGOLD
Many24
FIDEL CA$HFLOW
Cuse0323
Without prejudice & in no particular order these are the sharpest posters at SBR period.
Stay tuned for.......
Bonusvideos -
Loshak & the Giant
The Bellagio
Bateman's Family Reunion (no joke) Exclusive Interview with
JJGold
....also,
The Great Baseball Rookie Card Giveaway
...AND
Formal Apology to Mr. Robert Waves
Trip summary will follow. Bids will be unlocked when summary is complete.
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Cuse0323
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
12-09-09
30169
#1144
I was worried that you forgot about me, but saved the best for last.
Hope you had fun man, looking forward to the videos and summary.
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Fidel_CashFlow
SBR Aristocracy
12-03-12
53970
#1145
gotta give Jay credit for putting himself out there like he does.
Honesty and being forthright about things is a golden virtue. 100% transparency
Very detailed video trip of his journey.
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Jayvegas420
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
03-09-11
28213
#1146
Anyone who can honestly say that they are earning a living doing what I try to do down there, deserve all the credit in the world. Maybe insecure nerdowells like poster Bateman are right. Maybe when I treat it like a vacation, it comes off as "self indulgence" , because I'm not sleeping & playing poker 16 hours a day? Don't think that I am fooled by his apparent " concern" for my families' finances & how I go about financing them.
He's being notified that I am willing to send him & plaza & all followers , who are concerned with my financial plight, information detailing how you can help. (Off-site as this is strictly prohibited at SBR)
Allow me to express how shocked I was when poster Bateman revealed that he he does not have a family or anyone that he is responsible for. Shocked!
If ignorance is bliss then SBR is Eden!
This is the one of the few place you can come on SBR & feel confident you are reading something true & real.
No BuLl$hit No Air betting.
Just a guy trying his best.
Let's be honest ...Who would lie about this?
Anyone who can honestly say that they are earning a living doing what I try to do down there, deserve all the credit in the world. Maybe insecure nerdowells like poster Bateman are right. Maybe when I treat it like a vacation, it comes off as "self indulgence" , because I'm not sleeping & playing poker 16 hours a day? Don't think that I am fooled by his apparent " concern" for my families' finances & how I go about financing them.
He's being notified that I am willing to send him & plaza & all followers , who are concerned with my financial plight, information detailing how you can help. (Off-site as this is strictly prohibited at SBR)
Allow me to express how shocked I was when poster Bateman revealed that he he does not have a family or anyone that he is responsible for. Shocked!
If ignorance is bliss then SBR is Eden!
This is the one of the few place you can come on SBR & feel confident you are reading something true & real.
No BuLl$hit No Air betting.
Just a guy trying his best.
Let's be honest ...Who would lie about this?
You have to be one of the biggest squares on SBR. When was the last time you had a job? Shocked that I don't have a family; I'm shocked that some girl allowed a loser like you to impregnate her. Have you looked at yourself in the mirror lately? One of the ugliest posters on the forum.
Keep living the dream Jay
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Fidel_CashFlow
SBR Aristocracy
12-03-12
53970
#1148
was this Bateman fella always like this ?
I understand we all have people we just dont vibe with and can bring out the worst in us.
And all I know of him is what I have read of his posts since his "unbanning" or whatever
But this Bateman guy seems like he has blind rage pulsating through him
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BIGDAY
SBR Aristocracy
02-17-10
48245
#1149
I didn't check in enough either. Sorry pal.
Busy summer for me.
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Jayvegas420
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
03-09-11
28213
#1150
What can you do about guys like Bateman? They inspire me as much as you guys do. Its just negative reinforcement rather than positive. BIGDAY, no worries bud, just make sure next time you check in with a MMA pick!
Here's the summary:
THE CLASSIC
Let's start with the Aria. I was at the poker room for the chip out on the final day of the opening round & was able to get a glimpse of the pre tournament routine.
Aria Chip out: http://youtu.be/beZeEs45td4
After they got started I went to the Buffet & posted some of my dishes but, here's a shot of the entire buffet.
Aria buffet: http://youtu.be/J5W6dVOA6OY
The food was incredible & I'd say it was arguably the single greateseal i had in Vegas.
The next evening I arrived back at the Aria when there were 6 tables remaining & they were setting up the Final Table.
Aria Classic Final Table: http://youtu.be/16ZXkI12l6s
Immediately after I shot that clip someone was busted out & made $9000.00.
I was standing beside a guy who started texting on his phone. He put his phone back in his pocket & looked at me and said, "Thats my buddy who just went out."
We talked for a bit & I think he said he was from Arkansas and I learned that he staked his buddy in the Classic so they were both really Excited.
Shortly after that, someone came up to us and said, " He wants you to come to the cash out table".
I guess you get your picture taken at the cash out table when you bust out.
...I didn't stick around all night to see who won so, I couldn't tell you their name but, I can tell you that they are now a millionaire.
The Aria is by far the most esthetically eye pleasing resort in Vegas. Its nice to pretend I'm One of the rich people for the 20-30 mins I spend there! High minimums & overpriced food. Just what you need to keep dirt bags like me out of there!
Vegas Joke: What's the difference between a poker table & a toilet?
A toilet only seats ONE ass hole!
I lost $60 playing paid how at the Aria & another $45 playing BJ. I also ayed slots for the 1st time in my gambling career. Back to the Future. List $50.
I never win money at the Aria. Well once I won $200 saying roulette with a dealer who said he was Novak Djokovichs ' cousin. But that was over 7 years ago.
Maybe next year I'll try my luck in this tourney but this year my BR just couldn't justify it. I think in hindsight, I made the right down decision.
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BatemanPatrickl
SBR Posting Legend
06-21-07
18772
#1151
Guy is like Brock Landers II. Posting photos of his food and his $50 wagers. Not sure who is more pathetic. Both are fat baby quality though.
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greenhippo
SBR Hall of Famer
02-15-12
9091
#1152
Couldn't follow the second trip as much as the first. Looks like this one although ended up the same was far more eventful.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#1153
great trip Jay
Mine is fukkin work..too much walking and no gambling
Kind of fukkin lost
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Jayvegas420
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
03-09-11
28213
#1154
We're seeing parts of Vegas that mist of us have never seen before. And may never see again. It definitely a new perspective of Vegas! I like it. Keep it up JJ.
Hipper, they all end the same for me, as long as I learn something g new, it worth it!
Wait till you see the Bateman video I am saving for the end. Its awesome! Met his parents in Vegas at his family reunion. This Is NOT A JOKE. I have video proof!
Stay tuned ....
THE WSOP
A shuttle bus leaves Bally's every 1/2 hour for the Rio. I arrived at the Rio ready to pop my WSOP cherry & i did just that, in the 6:00pm Deep Stacks. Before I took my seat I was able to get permission to tape, not only the entire poker area but , also Chris Moneymaker at the feature table. The 1st security guard I asked said, No. So, I made to thank the guard who allowed to take quick video. Footage is blury when I zoom in at the Feature table but, he is sitting at seat #1.
C Moneymaker @ feature table: http://youtu.be/DhlH17DIgo8
Word around the Rio poker room is that he is still a true degenerate & only getting worse. If you believe everything that you hear at a poker table, and I DO, he recently stole or borrowed $70,000.00 from his Father & if he doesn't cash in the Main Event he's broke again!
Is it any wonder why this guy is one of my gambling heroes. He's Truly making a run at my all time favourite gambling icon, Stu Unger.
I was seated at table 301 in seat 4 & within the 1st hour I had taken out 4 players. Too bad it wasn't a Bounty Tourney! So, there I was, quadrupled stacked & shitting my pants in the most important tourney of my short career with sweatty palms & a nautious stomach, when they call 3rd break. I burst out of my seat, ran to the bathroom, pissed & then RAN out to the smoking area to chain smoke for 20 mins. While I was out there I talked to a restaurant owner from L.A. who helped to calm me down a little with stories of how he busts out of the Deep Stack events all the time.
This guy was cool as $hit and built like a brick house. His Rolex was only worth $10,000.00!
We returned to our table & I was dealt A-Q as soon as I sat down & made a small raise preflop & was reraised. I called & when the flop came A-10-5 the villian pushed all in & I snap called. When bricks fell on the turn & river I beat his pocket kings & took out my 5th runner!
They collapsed Our table & we were sent on 4th break, I'm sitting just over $5,000 more than stack avg. On the way out to the smoking area I saw a guy who I remembered from my last Vegas trip & whom I had been playing with in the $2-$6 game at Monte Carlo all week. He recognized me but, Didnt remember me from last year. Can you blame him?
He asked me what game I was playing in & when I told him it was the 6:00pm Deep Stacks, he said "Me too".
I was honest with him and told him how I was so nervous & intimidated and he stopped walking, turned around & said, "I'm gonna give you 2 pieces of advice, "This late in a Deep Stacks event you aren't going to see many more hands. So, play Aggressive in late position, early in the hand."
I reassured him that understood what he was saying & why. Then he said, "...& the second thing is, the worst thing that is going to happen to you is that you might lose $185 tonight."
He shrugged his shoulders & made a quick laugh.
Easy for him to say, I thought to myself. If he does for a living, what I think he does for a living, this might not all seem like a great big deal. A mini cash in this tourney gets me into the 3:00pm. Deep Stacks tomorrow, which is quite a bit more expensive with a much larger pay out & a FT gets me very close to a seat in The Main Event!
He wished me luck & turned and walked away, presumably to the smoking area. I know he smokes because I saw him smoking at Monte Carlo & he always seems like he's in a hurry for something.
My suspicions were later confirmed when he played in the Monte Carlo free roll on my final day. I'll go into more detail when I discuss the free roll later.
When we sat at the new table things changed. There were 90 players left & I felt that it was "coin toss city". I folded pocket fours on my big blind after two raises & folded 77 preflop when the large stack moved all in after a small raise.
I thought I was going to be able to limp in with pocket 3's when the BB raises all in for what would be exactly 1/2 my stack. I must have thought for nearly 3 minutes Before I finally mucked.
I went to 5th break having accomplished nothing besides contributing the the blinds & antes.
Another 40 minutes pass & the blinds & antes raise twice more & i fold 2 more pocket pairs but, finaly pick up a black pair of pocket eights. I have to call a substantial raise but I'm gonna see a flop this hand, even if I happen to be in early position. Even if it costs me a little more, because I got this guy covered.
If I don't hit my 7 to 1 shot, I can utilize my position & over bet the pot, try to push him off, or check in early position & fold if he makes a play at the pot. The flop comes K-10-5, all diamonds. I'm 1st to act & all I wanna do is throw them into the muck after crumpling them in my fist. But, I calmly & quickly check & BB thinks for a few seconds, then looks at me, then looks at the pot, counts it. Then he looks at my chips & at his chips, then looks at the board & counts all his chips, then looks at my chips again & then he looks down at nothing & looks at the dealer??? Then he counted his chips again & looked at me again & then looked at his phone ...lol
...And finally shoved his stack in.
Two seconds later I folded.
About 3 minutes Before the next break I get dealt jk & find myself heads up with the player I believe is the Loosest player at our table. After we both check on the flop the turn pairs the board with 6's And he throws out, what I believe to be a test bet so make the min raise & he calls.
The river brought 2 pairs on the board & after two quick checks his ace high beats my k high with the two pairs on board.
I've just given away 1/2 of my chips & there's no doubt in my mind that I just played that last hand horribly.
With 58 players left after the 6th break, I know I have to make a move & quickly because I'll be blinded out by 7th break.
Queen - Seven Clubs was the best hand I saw after paying 4 sets of blinds & shoved & was called by, you guessed it. Pocket Vowels. I turned a fourth club but when a brick came on the rriver, I wished everyone good luck, told pocket aces not to give my chips away & made the walk of shame down the WSOP hallway to the casino to play some 2:30am BJ.
Depressing.
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The Giant
SBR Posting Legend
01-21-12
21480
#1155
I'll read all that when I have an hour to kill, Jay.