Originally posted on 11/03/2014:

Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
I don't let myself get too backed up, but are you serious that I'd die if I went a while without doing it?

Any chance that not touching myself for a few hundred days (say, less than 797 days) could lead to death?
according to a clinical study, the results of which came out this week, "clearing the pipes" dramatically decreases the risk of cancer.....

accordingly, go down to walmart and buy a big tub of vaseline, and hammer away at yourself at least once per day......... i recommend going to pornhub or pornmd.com to find whatever the fck it is that turns you on, and then spill that fckin' seed!!!!