Originally posted on 11/03/2014:
according to a clinical study, the results of which came out this week, "clearing the pipes" dramatically decreases the risk of cancer.....
accordingly, go down to walmart and buy a big tub of vaseline, and hammer away at yourself at least once per day......... i recommend going to pornhub or pornmd.com to find whatever the fck it is that turns you on, and then spill that fckin' seed!!!!