SSK's 2010 NFL Thread 3

[ssk13809]

Moron....the Hilton Contest does not require you to be the board. It allows you to pick selectively.

Now, scurry off to Vegas and get yourself into Hilton's contest---and prove to us how you can hit 70%.

I am guessing though that your "70%" involves a sample size of what, 10 picks?

Face it. I am going to drive you insane, and as the losses mount you will run away like you did from your NBA threa.

lol at 10 picks

So what is the minimum then? Because I assume there is a minimum. And I'm assuming it's pretty high. Either way, I probably wouldn't qualify because I pick too selectively. Otherwise, of course I'd win every year.

[ssk13809]

Let the kid have his fun. Creating a delusional online identity and altered virtual reality is probably the highlight of his day.

I'm looking forward to another year of guilty-pleasure entertainment.

Eh I'm just here to post winners. Just like I did last year. 70% ATS (Documented and Verified). Nobody can touch me. This year my goal is 80% ATS.

[MartinBlank]

Eh I'm just here to post winners. Just like I did last year. 70% ATS (Documented and Verified). Nobody can touch me. This year my goal is 80% ATS.

80%? Really?

I will wager 1500 points against your 250----that you can not hit 80% over 30 picks----that is less than 2 selections per week.

30 picks, you need to go 24-6 ATS to win.

Are you on? Or are you going to hide?

I don't even care about the bet, I just want the board to see how much of a fraud you are. I don't think you have the stones to accept the bet, and I know you won't pay if you lose.

[ssk13809]

80%? Really?

I will wager 1500 points against your 250----that you can not hit 80% over 30 picks----that is less than 2 selections per week.

30 picks, you need to go 24-6 ATS to win.

Are you on? Or are you going to hide?

I don't even care about the bet, I just want the board to see how much of a fraud you are. I don't think you have the stones to accept the bet, and I know you won't pay if you lose.

Last year someone challenged me to a season-long contest to see who has a higher % for the season. He was some big shot who was coming off a 67% season with hundreds of followers. Guess what, he had to quit mid-way and ended up paying me the 300 points early because of how badly he was losing.

Another bet I couldn't hit 70% over the season. I took that bet. And guess what I hit 70%. So there goes your fraud theory. I know I could easily hit 70% because of how skilled I was, and I did.



In other words, don't challenge the NFL god. I already showed I am willing to accept challenges and do what I say I can do. You're a year late.





As for 80%, that's a goal, not a probable event. Let me break it down, here are the odds you would get for the upcoming NFL season on my hit %

less than 60% +300
less than 65% +175
less than 70% +100
less than 80% -250
less than 90% -500


Those sound about right...

[The J-Dizzle]

"I already won, and he hasn't posted a single game this season yet."

What exactly do you think you won? Why do you care so much?

Noone really knows...

SSK you need to stop replying everyone in this thread because it will never stop. Just a hint, let your plays do the talking.

[cowboyfan08]

This dude picks his nose 70% of time!i kept up with u last year,acts like a damn kid!

[ssk13809]

This dude picks his nose 70% of time!i kept up with u last year,acts like a damn kid!

Who cares how I act. Picks are picks and 70% is 70%.

[Soon2BRich]

damn man why dont you just stop replying to these guys? season hasnt even started yet lol

[ssk13809]

damn man why dont you just stop replying to these guys? season hasnt even started yet lol

You're right, f*uck the haters

[phillybadboy]

preseasom plays?

[phillybadboy]

gota admit you were the best nfl guy last year

[MartinBlank]

So in other words, you won't bet me?

Fine scratch the 80%.

I will bet you my 1500 points to your 250.....that is 6-1 odds you are getting that you can not hit 70% over your first 30 NFL ATS picks for the 2011 season.

Are you in? Or are you just going to act like the scared child you are?

If 70% is so easy for you, what is the big deal about accepting my wager? I have been here for more than 3 years, I am not going anywhere.

[ssk13809]

*Ignoring the haters

gota admit you were the best nfl guy last year

Yeah, people forget how week after week I provided winners. I know it's been a while though, so I will refresh memories soon.

[MartinBlank]

*Ignoring the haters

Yeah, people forget how week after week I provided winners. I know it's been a while though, so I will refresh memories soon.

What is there to hate? You lost 300 units in the NBA, your ATS record was 40%... Why would I think you know anything about football?

And I love that I now have this thread to prove how much of a chickenshit child you are. I gave you 6-1 odds that you couldn't hit 70% over your first 30 picks and you don't have the stones to take my wager.

Very very weak.

[ssk13809]

What is there to hate? You lost 300 units in the NBA, your ATS record was 40%... Why would I think you know anything about football?

Yeah from on now NFL recruiters should just look at how the kid plays basketball. That's it. Don't even take a peek at his football skills.

This board is arguably the most stupid on the internet


I already told you, I took bets that I'd hit 70% ATS last year straight-up (no odds or edges). And won. So why would I be scared on 6 to 1 odds? Make some sense sometimes, it must be a different reason. And the reason is I'm ignoring the haters now.

[Shafted69]

We shall see, only time will tell. Get your popcorn ready !

I hope you prove the doubters wrong, however the doubters most of the time are right in here.

[ssk13809]

We shall see, only time will tell. Get your popcorn ready !

I hope you prove the doubters wrong, however the doubters most of the time are right in here.

I had them here last year too. They were wrong.

[hitman09]

Don't you play any preseason games like last year?

[ssk13809]

Don't you play any preseason games like last year?

My 1st thread started Week 5 of the NFL season. So OF COURSE not
Preseason is for losers.


Enough of this thread. Me and my partner will be coming back closer to the NFL season. See you all then. I expect another year of at least 70% ATS, LOCKs actually being locks, and much more from teasers/MLs.

[MartinBlank]

My 1st thread started Week 5 of the NFL season. So OF COURSE not
Preseason is for losers.


Enough of this thread. Me and my partner LIFE PARTNER will be coming back closer to the NFL season. See you all then. I expect another year of at least 70% ATS, LOCKs actually being locks, and much more from teasers/MLs.

I fixed your post for you SSK.

[MartinBlank]

Yeah from on now NFL recruiters should just look at how the kid plays basketball. That's it. Don't even take a peek at his football skills.

This board is arguably the most stupid on the internet

I already told you, I took bets that I'd hit 70% ATS last year straight-up (no odds or edges). And won. So why would I be scared on 6 to 1 odds? Make some sense sometimes, it must be a different reason. And the reason is I'm ignoring the haters now.

Of course there is relevance between your NBA thread and this one.

When you started losing in your NBA thread, you began making crazy bets. Pushing all-in not once---but three times. You started making crazy parlay bets, teasers---and just quit playing ATS all together.

I can guarantee that behavior of betting will show itself in your NFL thread.

If it walks like a dumb ass-prick, bets like a dumb ass-prick----odds are it is a dumb ass-prick

[MartinBlank]

What's the difference between Paul the Octopus and SSK?

Paul the Octopus never lost a pick. I am guessing not a single one of you who are attached to SSK's nutsack would actually put money on a selection made by a mollusc, even one as talented as Paul. Yet, here you sit thinking this kid knows what he is doing when it comes to the NFL.

That is some funny shit.

PT Barnum was right.

Oh yeah, here is Paul. Eat your heart out SSK. Maybe you can add him to your "team", wait, I think he's dead.

[BetterBizness]

Today is Jersday, AND Big Brother... But nothing in the world can compare the Rick Astley like SSK Thread III (looks better than 3), rolling 24-7, for an entire season... or more likely at least until week 3...

[BetterBizness]

Its been 10 days... I'm not happy with this thread being on page 47...

[Full Time Hobo]

Pros dont bet preseason

[ssk13809]

Can't wait for the season to start and have another easy 70+% ATS season

This time I'm going big-time. At least 5-10k per game

[BetterBizness]

Can't wait for the season to start and have another easy 70+% ATS season

This time I'm going big-time. At least 5-10k per game

Is "k" the term for "1000x hyper-deflated currency of a third world nation"... Cuz I'll be betting 100k if that's the case...

[MartinBlank]

Is "k" the term for "1000x hyper-deflated currency of a third world nation"... Cuz I'll be betting 100k if that's the case...

SSK thinks "K" is shorthand for dollars.

Hench.....He is going to be betting his whopping $5/$10 a game.

[BetterBizness]

I'm super excited, that's all i know...

How about that "future" team gets us some exciting future props there ssk... Bills over/under 2.5 wins type of thing (in case you weren't sure what the future props were)

[phillybadboy]

[jackmyhoggoff]

SSK thinks "K" is shorthand for dollars.

Hench.....He is going to be betting his whopping $5/$10 a game.

MARTIN you BORED or WHAT ?

[MartinBlank]

MARTIN you BORED or WHAT ?

Very. Fuk.

I can't wait until Thursday night, so I am relegated to busting SSK's chops.

[MartinBlank]

im trying to watchn NFL games online, because i cant afford nor do i want to pay for EXTRA charges for NFL ticket etc...i came upon this website, www.NFLTVGAMES.com, which enabled me to do this with no monthly subscriptions, pretty neat. Anyone ever try a service like this so far? Would love to get some feedback, thanks boys & girls :]

No need to.

DirecTV boys. It is worth the expense.

DirectTV is running a great promo right now----sign up for DirecTV and you get the Sunday Ticket for free.

[BetterBizness]

Very. Fuk.

I can't wait until Thursday night, so I am relegated to busting SSK's chops.

he's so fn boring though, and isn't even here to take it!

[hitman09]

almost time for regular season, can't wait and don't want to see this thread going to page forty some...