Some of you may have already seen this on the Late Show with David Letterman.
10. What? It's best-of-seven
9. Too much pre-game chowder
8. Since when is that dude allowed to catch a ball with his head?!
7. Terrified by that Fox football robot
6. Everything was fine til' Dr. Phil decided to straighten us out
5. Should have campaigned harder in Florida
4. Entire team stayed up late that night before watching Hannah Montana concert movie
3. Exhausted after spending hours consoling a weepy Terrell Owens
2. Thought game was supposed to be played on Super Tuesday
1. Airline lost our 'roids
Excuses that didn't make the cut:
1. Spycam ran out of batteries
2. Four words: bad room service paella
3. How were we supposed to know the Super Bowl was this Sunday?
4. O.J. stole all our equipment
5. Were devastated by Dennis Kucinich's withdrawal from presidential race
6. Mistakenly planned for a rally in the fifth quarter
7. Wanted to save our best for the Pro Bowl
8. We'll bounce back next week
9. Giants players kept pushing
10. What? It's best-of-seven
9. Too much pre-game chowder
8. Since when is that dude allowed to catch a ball with his head?!
7. Terrified by that Fox football robot
6. Everything was fine til' Dr. Phil decided to straighten us out
5. Should have campaigned harder in Florida
4. Entire team stayed up late that night before watching Hannah Montana concert movie
3. Exhausted after spending hours consoling a weepy Terrell Owens
2. Thought game was supposed to be played on Super Tuesday
1. Airline lost our 'roids
Excuses that didn't make the cut:
1. Spycam ran out of batteries
2. Four words: bad room service paella
3. How were we supposed to know the Super Bowl was this Sunday?
4. O.J. stole all our equipment
5. Were devastated by Dennis Kucinich's withdrawal from presidential race
6. Mistakenly planned for a rally in the fifth quarter
7. Wanted to save our best for the Pro Bowl
8. We'll bounce back next week
9. Giants players kept pushing