WTF is wrong with John Elway.

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  • slacker00
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 10-06-05
    • 12262

    #1
    WTF is wrong with John Elway.
    He looks beat up. I'm watching the Super Bowl recap, pregame on FOX and Elway is telling about Super Bowl memories. He's got cuts on his face, bags under his eyes, his teeth look yellowed and crooked. Looks like he was in a fight with Mike Tyson last night. Is he training for an MMA bout with Brock Lesnar or something? lmao
  • Dark Horse
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 12-14-05
    • 13764

    #2
    Bags under his eyes = alcoholic
    Teeth yellow = coffee junkie
    Cuts on his face = prolly the wife.

    It's all related.
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    • pavyracer
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 04-12-07
      • 82800

      #3
      They named the stadium he played Coors Field. Do you think he pays for beer?
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      • brock
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 01-07-08
        • 8244

        #4
        remember his nickname was horse face
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        • brock
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 01-07-08
          • 8244

          #5
          I think he got divorced after he retired so im sure he having lots of fun and sleepless nights
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