THA DIESEL "moneymaking magic" orlando -6.5 (farm bet, car bet, savings fund bet)

**No coincidences** · 05-16-10, 12:45 AM

Like taking overs, one of these days, backing the Magic is going to blow up in the public's face.

**shoebox** · 05-16-10, 12:46 AM

magic by 13!

**capper123** · 05-16-10, 12:48 AM

i like the magic bet as well. they may start off a but slow but i think when they start htting 3's amnd the crowd gets them going the magic pull off the big win!

**No coincidences** · 05-16-10, 12:48 AM

Originally posted by shoebox

magic by 13!

You really think so, shoe, or are you just fvcking around with this guy?

I don't have a definitive lean on the side -- just like the under a lot.

**TwoWays** · 05-16-10, 01:17 AM

Diesel,

I'll make you the same proposal as on your last pick. If Orlando wins by 6.5, I'll give you 50 points. If Orlando doesn't cover -6.5, you owe me nothing. And as a bonus: If Orlando wins by more than 13.5, as you predict, I'll give you 100 points. This is my last offer, so you better start hitting these games.

**kobefanatic** · 05-16-10, 01:23 AM

Originally posted by THA_DIESEL

Magic -6.5

Reasoning: Magic have covered their last 7 games in the playoffs ATS. Yet Las Vegas has YET to catch up. Another mistake in setting the line for game 1 of the Eastern conference finals. I have this game capped at Magic -13.5. Everyone expects the Celtics to give the Magic a tough battle, but the opposite will happen. The Celtics will lay the biggest egg ever in game 1. The series against the Cavaliers took a lot out of them, especially on the defensive end trying to contain LeBron James.

There are less than 14 hours until tip off guys, let's make some easy money. Find every penny, nickel, dime you can bet on this game. Games like this don't come up often. If you INSIST on betting Boston, let me know so I can tell you of a good charity that you can donate to instead of throwing your money away.

love your write ups

**freeVICK** · 05-16-10, 01:31 AM

boston it is!!!

**THA_DIESEL** · 05-16-10, 01:35 AM

Originally posted by TwoWays

Diesel,

I'll make you the same proposal as on your last pick. If Orlando wins by 6.5, I'll give you 50 points. If Orlando doesn't cover -6.5, you owe me nothing. And as a bonus: If Orlando wins by more than 13.5, as you predict, I'll give you 100 points. This is my last offer, so you better start hitting these games.

I'll take you up on this, again. Deal.

**Shafted69** · 05-16-10, 01:37 AM

Magic are due for an ATS loss ...... .. .... .......... .. I will be doubling down on them. Tragic were lucky to win last year's series b/c there was no Garnett. I'm taking CELTS in a sweep.

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**shari91** · 05-16-10, 01:38 AM

That's just solidified it for me. I WANT Boston to win the first one and I was starting to slightly lean them as well. Now it's a definite play.

Best of luck Diesel!! But I hope you're not putting too much faith into Boston being tired from having to guard James. I could've guarded him the way he played and ran a half-marathon the next day.

**2daBank** · 05-16-10, 01:48 AM

Originally posted by shari91

That's just solidified it for me. I WANT Boston to win the first one and I was starting to slightly lean them as well. Now it's a definite play.

Best of luck Diesel!! But I hope you're not putting too much faith into Boston being tired from having to guard James. I could've guarded him the way he played and ran a half-marathon the next day.

yes Shari but you seem to be a amazing woman......this will be the game bos intensity should still be running high while orl will be seeing the most intense playoff game for them this year....not to mention Diesel loves orl, think i may have to play bos but was gonna leave it alone...gl getting your loan Diesel

**MexicanStallion** · 05-16-10, 01:52 AM

Originally posted by TwoWays

Diesel,

I'll make you the same proposal as on your last pick. If Orlando wins by 6.5, I'll give you 50 points. If Orlando doesn't cover -6.5, you owe me nothing. And as a bonus: If Orlando wins by more than 13.5, as you predict, I'll give you 100 points. This is my last offer, so you better start hitting these games.

Diesel has a few loans out, so you may as well pay his lenders if his play cashes. He won't do the right thing and pay back any points loan. It's pathetic.

**stealthyburrito** · 05-16-10, 02:07 AM

Why were my posts deleted?

Edit: they were moved to your point loan thread, even funnier

**stealthyburrito** · 05-16-10, 02:08 AM

Originally posted by MexicanStallion

Diesel has a few loans out, so you may as well pay his lenders if his play cashes. He won't do the right thing and pay back any points loan. It's pathetic.

this.

**Shortstop** · 05-16-10, 03:39 AM

WOW!

**magic8ball** · 05-16-10, 08:55 AM

That is just irresponsible Diesel. Not that you're betting your farm (that you don't have),car (another name for a two wheeled nonmotorized vehicle), and savings fund (what you thought you might win if Two Ways offered you another no risk bet), but the fact that you print this stuff for Vegas to read. You could at least hint to everyone that wants to place a wager on Boston before the inevitable line swing. Besides, what the hell is a savings (fund)? You are so far removed from having savings, you don't know what they're called! That there is some funny sheet. I would not be so pissy with you, except you bet on the Cavs.

**Law-Byrnes** · 05-16-10, 09:54 AM

Boston is gonna bring it tonight.

**cruyff** · 05-16-10, 04:26 PM

It was written.

**Footballtime** · 05-16-10, 04:29 PM

Double up next game, Magic could never give the celtics 13.5 points, LOL . How the hell could you cap it at 13.5??

**No coincidences** · 05-16-10, 04:32 PM

You, sir, are uncanny.

I hope for your sake this is some kind of reverse psychology schtick.

**Snowball** · 05-16-10, 04:33 PM

diesel you need to try something else..

**refrain87** · 05-16-10, 04:34 PM

What does THA_DIESEL have left to double up with ??

**Holdin Aces** · 05-16-10, 04:34 PM

I hope you chose not to bet this game.

**Congruency** · 05-16-10, 04:36 PM

diesel, it sucks that you have nothing left, but...

get a loan and come back with a "loan all the money you can from the bank, friends, and family" bet

we need some fades on this board

**secret007** · 05-16-10, 04:36 PM

you are da man!

**kobefanatic** · 05-16-10, 04:38 PM

**stealthyburrito** · 05-16-10, 05:00 PM

i can't even fathom what would of happened if someone gave you that loan (not that anyone would anyway).

stop burying yourself diesel.

**Powderguy** · 05-16-10, 05:38 PM

**ThaTopMoron** · 05-16-10, 05:44 PM

wtf!!! If i would have seen this post before the game i wouldn't have bet the magic

f u diesel go dig a grave for yourself

**initialX** · 05-16-10, 05:48 PM

Keep up the good work Diesel. If you run out of things to bet, just bet on your fingers the next game. So who do you lean for between Lakers and Phoenix tomorrow Dies?

**magic8ball** · 05-16-10, 06:13 PM

Diesel, I think you should start charging for your picks. You have got to be in the 70 - 80% range. Reverse of course, but non the less. That my friend is a gift.

**suicidekings** · 05-16-10, 06:23 PM

"THA DIESEL "moneymaking magic" orlando -6.5 (farm bet, car bet, savings fund bet)"

"Find every penny, nickel, dime you can bet on this game."

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

i can't even fathom what would of happened if someone gave you that loan (not that anyone would anyway).

stop burying yourself diesel.

Facebook Farmville, Hot Wheels, and piggy bank... Literally pennies, nickels and dimes...

**talnted** · 05-16-10, 06:29 PM

Diesel, start all of your threads with this heading: ULTIMATE SQAURE PLAY OF THE DAY: (insert your play here)

The write up can stand, it pretty well states why the play in a square play. That way people will look at your picks and think, "hey heres a nice guy who is letting us know what thoughtless betters are thinking for this game"

you may get more respect that way.

**MexicanStallion** · 05-16-10, 06:36 PM

Not surprising at all. There is a reason he is a points stiff, because he loses his plays/points. Hopefully posters cashed on Boston. Hope you didn't lose big Diesel.