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  • sedwards86
    SBR Sharp
    • 10-25-16
    • 451

    #1
    My Humorous Attempt at Making Picks
    I already have one thread that I've started. It's a thread of leans based off of a pattern that I want to track. It is totally independent of this thread. In fact, some picks in this thread may even be opposite of leans in that thread. I'm open to hear about how that is dumb.
    Here's an even dumber one for you. Some picks in this thread may go against each other. I'm looking for "value" when making these picks, so if I see a total o5.5 (+185) and then u4.5 (+145) for the same game, I may take them both. I'M NOT JUST TAKING EVERY + BET THAT I SEE! Only if I determine my numbers match the numbers I'm looking for. In that scenario, I will sit back and wait for five goals, so that may hate myself (which I'm good at). But, only one of them occur, I will profit, because they are both + value bets. I'm open to hear about how dumb that is also.
    This is just as the title says. An attempt, which will probably turn about bad, by myself, to try something. I don't recommend tailing, unless you just really love betting and don't give a shit. There is a chance this insanity might work, but I'm not expecting it (like Nostradam is expecting Flea's child lol). I really want you two guys to make up.
  • sedwards86
    SBR Sharp
    • 10-25-16
    • 451

    #2
    1/3

    Oilers/BJs u4.5 (+245)
    Leafs REG+208
    Leafs/Caps o5.5 (+115)
    Devils/Canes o5.5 (+140)
    Devils/Canes u4 (+225)
    Jets/Lightning u4.5 (+205)
    Habs REG+170
    Habs/Preds o6(+185)
    Kings REG+195
    Kings/Sharks o5.5 (+180)
    Kings/Sharks u4.5 (+145)

    So, if you are an extreme sharp bettor and want to see me get what I deserve, then take five goals in the NJ/CAR game and in the LA/SJ game. That is the middle that will hurt me, so that is likely what will happen. (5 goals has to be the most common outcome, I'm not sure)
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    • sedwards86
      SBR Sharp
      • 10-25-16
      • 451

      #3
      1/3

      Oilers/BJs u4.5 (+245) WIN
      Leafs REG+208 LOSS
      Leafs/Caps o5.5 (+115) WIN
      Devils/Canes o5.5 (+140) LOSS
      Devils/Canes u4 (+225) PUSH
      Jets/Lightning u4.5 (+205) LOSS
      Habs REG+170 LOSS
      Habs/Preds o6(+185) LOSS
      Kings REG+195 LOSS
      Kings/Sharks o5.5 (+180) LOSS
      Kings/Sharks u4.5 (+145) WIN

      3-7-1. Only -1.95 units in all that madness. I'll give it another go today.
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      • sedwards86
        SBR Sharp
        • 10-25-16
        • 451

        #4
        1/4

        Jets -1.5 (+335) WIN
        Jets REG (+204) WIN
        Jets/Panthers u4.5 (+210) LOSS
        Flyers REG (+128) LOSS
        Rangers/Flyers o6 (+130) WIN
        Coyotes REG (+190) LOSS
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        • cooperman
          SBR Wise Guy
          • 10-23-16
          • 570

          #5
          Every great idea starts out as a goofy one at the start. Good luck finding the holy grail.
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          • chaka
            SBR Sharp
            • 12-29-09
            • 437

            #6
            [QUOTE/]So, if you are an extreme sharp bettor and want to see me get what I deserve, then take five goals in the NJ/CAR game and in the LA/SJ game. That is the middle that will hurt me, so that is likely what will happen. (5 goals has to be the most common outcome, I'm not sure)[/QUOTE]



            there's a reason its called a Polish middle because instead of winning both bets when it hits you lose both..vs picking up tiny chunks when there is no 5. it only takes a couple of 5's in a night to erase many tiny chunks

            teams have only been averaging a hair over 5 goals a game for only the last 18 years.. personal opinion but you'll be better off betting on games going to OT..

            Some teams play many OT games, others only a few..Some matchups tend to go to OT more than others, its a style of play more than anything.

            BOL!
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            • sedwards86
              SBR Sharp
              • 10-25-16
              • 451

              #7
              Originally posted by chaka
              [QUOTE/]So, if you are an extreme sharp bettor and want to see me get what I deserve, then take five goals in the NJ/CAR game and in the LA/SJ game. That is the middle that will hurt me, so that is likely what will happen. (5 goals has to be the most common outcome, I'm not sure)


              there's a reason its called a Polish middle because instead of winning both bets when it hits you lose both..vs picking up tiny chunks when there is no 5. it only takes a couple of 5's in a night to erase many tiny chunks

              teams have only been averaging a hair over 5 goals a game for only the last 18 years.. personal opinion but you'll be better off betting on games going to OT..

              Some teams play many OT games, others only a few..Some matchups tend to go to OT more than others, its a style of play more than anything.

              BOL![/QUOTE]


              Thanks, sir. I appreciate that advice. Everyday when I check covers.com I do notice there are some teams who have like six OT games in their last ten games. I'm going to start looking more closely at that. Once again, thanks.
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              • sedwards86
                SBR Sharp
                • 10-25-16
                • 451

                #8
                Originally posted by sedwards86
                1/4

                Jets -1.5 (+335) WIN
                Jets REG (+204) WIN
                Jets/Panthers u4.5 (+210) LOSS
                Flyers REG (+128) LOSS
                Rangers/Flyers o6 (+130) WIN
                Coyotes REG (+190) LOSS

                3-3 last night for +3.69 units.

                6-10-1 overall with +1.74 units.
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                • HoleCamels
                  SBR Hustler
                  • 09-23-16
                  • 92

                  #9
                  I don't think betting u4.5 and o5.5 on the same game will work long term with the amount of 5's that nhl games land on.

                  Not a bad idea to move an o5 to o5.5 bc you need 6 to win anyway so you get +money when you are right but I wouldn't move off the 5 to 4.5 because that 5 push will save you more times than not. You essentially need a 1-0, 2-0, or 1-1 game late because the empty net or tying goals push a 3-1, 2-1, 4-0 games to 5 all the time and you will lose.

                  Same thing with moving an u5.5 to u5. Hitting that 5 will happen a lot so if you move it down you will get higher odds but push alot of times you shouldve won
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                  • sedwards86
                    SBR Sharp
                    • 10-25-16
                    • 451

                    #10
                    I'm gonna get these out here while I wait on some things for the two 10:30 games...

                    1/5
                    Blue Jackets +110 LOSS
                    BJs/Caps o5.5 (+125) LOSS
                    Bruins -1.5 (+190) LOSS
                    Oilers/Bruins u5 (Even) LOSS
                    Hurricanes-1.5 (+333) WIN
                    Hurricanes +115 WIN

                    (I didn't take the Canes REG because that way if they only win in OT, the +115 will pay for my -1.5 loss (one unit).

                    Adding:
                    Kings -1.5 (+130) LOSS
                    Wild/Sharks o5 (Even) WIN
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                    • sedwards86
                      SBR Sharp
                      • 10-25-16
                      • 451

                      #11
                      Originally posted by sedwards86
                      I'm gonna get these out here while I wait on some things for the two 10:30 games...

                      1/5
                      Blue Jackets +110 LOSS
                      BJs/Caps o5.5 (+125) LOSS
                      Bruins -1.5 (+190) LOSS
                      Oilers/Bruins u5 (Even) LOSS
                      Hurricanes-1.5 (+333) WIN
                      Hurricanes +115 WIN

                      (I didn't take the Canes REG because that way if they only win in OT, the +115 will pay for my -1.5 loss (one unit).

                      Adding:
                      Kings -1.5 (+130) LOSS
                      Wild/Sharks o5 (Even) WIN
                      3-5 last night for +0.48 unit won. I'm happy to have stayed above water after the Blue Jackets letdown. I felt good about the Bruins, but just knew the Kings would let me down. The Canes -1.5 was a big shock when I stumbled across it. That's my home team and I never expect much from them, other than losing in OT


                      YTD: 9-15-1. +2.22 units

                      Yes I've really won units with that ugly record. That's the biggest benefit of only taking + odd bets, which is all I take. I'm all about being positive, not negative.
                      I haven't been selective enough with my bets. That's the reason for the losing record. I've not included starting goalies and their career performance against who they are playing that night. That starts today. (Side note: Cam Ward owns the Blues. Blackhawks too. I know..crazy)
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                      • sedwards86
                        SBR Sharp
                        • 10-25-16
                        • 451

                        #12
                        YTD: 9-15-1. +2.22 units

                        I will most definitely have some stuff for today. It will always be later for me before I post picks. Gotta crunch numbers (during lunch break) and watch lines throughout the day.


                        Potential plays: Calgary/Vancouver game looks to be a two goal game. Both teams are +250 or more for -1.5. Might "bet against myself" and hope to hit one. Might play Canes ML and REG tonight.
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                        • sedwards86
                          SBR Sharp
                          • 10-25-16
                          • 451

                          #13
                          Tonight is going to be tough.

                          1/6
                          Leafs/Devils u5 (+120)
                          Islanders REG +119
                          Blackhawks REG +113
                          Canes/Hawks OT +290
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                          • sedwards86
                            SBR Sharp
                            • 10-25-16
                            • 451

                            #14
                            Originally posted by HoleCamels
                            I don't think betting u4.5 and o5.5 on the same game will work long term with the amount of 5's that nhl games land on.

                            Not a bad idea to move an o5 to o5.5 bc you need 6 to win anyway so you get +money when you are right but I wouldn't move off the 5 to 4.5 because that 5 push will save you more times than not. You essentially need a 1-0, 2-0, or 1-1 game late because the empty net or tying goals push a 3-1, 2-1, 4-0 games to 5 all the time and you will lose.

                            Same thing with moving an u5.5 to u5. Hitting that 5 will happen a lot so if you move it down you will get higher odds but push alot of times you shouldve won
                            Thank you, sir. Wise words that I will surely apply. Tried to transfer points but was told you could not receive them...
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                            • sedwards86
                              SBR Sharp
                              • 10-25-16
                              • 451

                              #15
                              Originally posted by sedwards86
                              Tonight is going to be tough.

                              1/6
                              Leafs/Devils u5 (+120) LOSS
                              Islanders REG +119 LOSS
                              Blackhawks REG +113 WIN
                              Canes/Hawks OT +290 LOSS
                              I should have just sat last night out.

                              YTD: 10-18-1. +0.35 units


                              Hopefully tonight will be better
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                              • sedwards86
                                SBR Sharp
                                • 10-25-16
                                • 451

                                #16
                                1/7

                                Jets -1.5 (+245)
                                Lightning REG +165
                                Kings REG +134
                                Wild/Kings o5.5 +165

                                More to come..waiting on goalie confirmations
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                                • sedwards86
                                  SBR Sharp
                                  • 10-25-16
                                  • 451

                                  #17
                                  Devils +115
                                  Canadiens/Leafs o6 +125
                                  Bruins -1.5 (+195)
                                  Coyotes +110
                                  Blues REG +108
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                                  • sedwards86
                                    SBR Sharp
                                    • 10-25-16
                                    • 451

                                    #18
                                    1/7

                                    Jets -1.5 (+245) LOSS
                                    Lightning REG +165 LOSS
                                    Kings REG +134 LOSS
                                    Wild/Kings o5.5 +165 WIN
                                    Devils +115 LOSS
                                    Canadiens/Leafs o6 +125 WIN
                                    Bruins -1.5 (+195) WIN
                                    Coyotes +110 WIN
                                    Blues REG +108 WIN

                                    Today: 5-4. +3.03 units

                                    YTD: 15-22-1. +3.38 units
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                                    • sedwards86
                                      SBR Sharp
                                      • 10-25-16
                                      • 451

                                      #19
                                      YTD: 15-22-1. +3.38 units

                                      I have a lot of things I'm looking at today. Something in each game probably. I'm just OCD about watching line movement. So it will be around thirty minutes before each game before I post.

                                      I will go ahead and post Blackhawks REG +111. Don't want to wait to long. Could drop closer to even. Strongly considering Hawks-1.5 and over 6 goals in that one.
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                                      • sedwards86
                                        SBR Sharp
                                        • 10-25-16
                                        • 451

                                        #20
                                        1/8

                                        Penguins -1.5 (+110)
                                        Lightning/Pens u5.5 (+105)
                                        Lightning/Pens u5 (+195)
                                        Hurricanes -1.5 (+210)
                                        Hurricanes REG +120
                                        Bruins/Canes o6 (+190)
                                        Blackhawks REG +111

                                        SCREW THE CANES
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                                        • sedwards86
                                          SBR Sharp
                                          • 10-25-16
                                          • 451

                                          #21
                                          1/8
                                          Flyers +140
                                          Flyers/Jackets u5 (+165)
                                          Flyers/Jackets u4.5 (+253)
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                                          • sedwards86
                                            SBR Sharp
                                            • 10-25-16
                                            • 451

                                            #22
                                            1/8

                                            Blackhawks -1.5 (+190)
                                            Preds/Hawks o5.5 (+135)
                                            Preds/Hawks o6 (+195)
                                            Oilers/Senators o5.5 (+115)
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                                            • sedwards86
                                              SBR Sharp
                                              • 10-25-16
                                              • 451

                                              #23
                                              1/8
                                              Penguins -1.5 (+110) WIN
                                              Lightning/Pens u5.5 (+105) LOSS
                                              Lightning/Pens u5 (+195) LOSS
                                              Hurricanes -1.5 (+210) LOSS
                                              Hurricanes REG +120 LOSS
                                              Bruins/Canes o6 (+190) WIN
                                              Blackhawks REG +111 WIN
                                              Flyers +140 LOSS
                                              Flyers/Jackets u5 (+165) WIN
                                              Flyers/Jackets u4.5 (+253) WIN
                                              Blackhawks -1.5 (+190) WIN
                                              Preds/Hawks o5.5 (+135) WIN
                                              Preds/Hawks o6 (+195) WIN
                                              Oilers/Senators o5.5 (+115) WIN

                                              Today :9-5. +9.64 units

                                              YTD: 24-27-1. +13.02 units
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                                              • sedwards86
                                                SBR Sharp
                                                • 10-25-16
                                                • 451

                                                #24
                                                YTD: 24-27-1. +13.02 units

                                                Today will be interesting to say the least. In one game (Caps/Habs), I will be betting against myself. My hope is that out of the two 250+ bets I take, one hits and then I profit. I usually wait until later, but I will try differently today.

                                                1/9
                                                Devils REG +127
                                                Capitals -1.5 (+295)
                                                Capitals REG +171
                                                Canadiens -1.5 (+255)
                                                Canadiens REG +139
                                                Flames/Jets o5.5 (+115)
                                                Flames/Jets o6 (+145)
                                                Flames/Jets Overtime (+280)
                                                Kings -1.5 (+180)
                                                Kings REG +108
                                                Stars/Kings o5.5 (+105)

                                                Stars/Kings o6 will likely be a play. Just waiting for 5 Dimes...

                                                And there it is, +175. I'll take it.
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                                                • sedwards86
                                                  SBR Sharp
                                                  • 10-25-16
                                                  • 451

                                                  #25
                                                  1/9
                                                  Devils REG +127 LOSS
                                                  Capitals -1.5 (+295) WIN
                                                  Capitals REG +171 WIN
                                                  Canadiens -1.5 (+255) LOSS
                                                  Canadiens REG +139 LOSS
                                                  Flames/Jets o5.5 (+115) LOSS
                                                  Flames/Jets o6 (+145) LOSS
                                                  Flames/Jets Overtime (+280) LOSS
                                                  Kings -1.5 (+180) LOSS
                                                  Kings REG LOSS
                                                  Stars/Kings o5.5 (+105) WIN
                                                  Stars/Kings o6 (+175) WIN

                                                  A whopping 4-8 with -.54 units lost.

                                                  YTD: 28-35-1. +12.48 units.
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                                                  • sedwards86
                                                    SBR Sharp
                                                    • 10-25-16
                                                    • 451

                                                    #26
                                                    Well, I've looked over everything for tonight and I have a problem. I have way too many things that qualify to be bet. Like almost twenty. I like betting 5% of my bankroll per unit, and that will leave all of my bankroll in the hands of the books, which is not happening. So today, I will rely on line movement and I will be extremely selective in my choices. There are a couple of lines that are heavily moving in my favor..
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                                                    • sedwards86
                                                      SBR Sharp
                                                      • 10-25-16
                                                      • 451

                                                      #27
                                                      1/10

                                                      Flyers/Sabres u5 (+115)
                                                      Hurricanes REG +126
                                                      Canucks/Preds o5.5 (+135)
                                                      Wings/Hawks u4.5 (+178)
                                                      Blackhawks -1.5 (+165)
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                                                      • HoleCamels
                                                        SBR Hustler
                                                        • 09-23-16
                                                        • 92

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by sedwards86
                                                        Well, I've looked over everything for tonight and I have a problem. I have way too many things that qualify to be bet. Like almost twenty. I like betting 5% of my bankroll per unit, and that will leave all of my bankroll in the hands of the books, which is not happening. So today, I will rely on line movement and I will be extremely selective in my choices. There are a couple of lines that are heavily moving in my favor..

                                                        Smart to be more selective. 20 plays is way too much volume itll kill you eventually
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                                                        • sedwards86
                                                          SBR Sharp
                                                          • 10-25-16
                                                          • 451

                                                          #29
                                                          Sharks/Oilers u4.5 (+180)
                                                          Ducks REG +107
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                                                          • Slanina
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 01-21-09
                                                            • 3827

                                                            #30
                                                            Get that paper!
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                                                            • sedwards86
                                                              SBR Sharp
                                                              • 10-25-16
                                                              • 451

                                                              #31
                                                              1/10

                                                              Flyers/Sabres u5 (+115) PUSH
                                                              Hurricanes REG +126 WIN
                                                              Canucks/Preds o5.5 (+135) LOSS
                                                              Wings/Hawks u4.5 (+178) LOSS
                                                              Blackhawks -1.5 (+165) LOSS
                                                              Sharks/Oilers u4.5 (+180) LOSS
                                                              Ducks REG +107 WIN

                                                              2-4-1. -1.67 units.

                                                              YTD: 30-39-1. +10.81 units
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                                                              • sedwards86
                                                                SBR Sharp
                                                                • 10-25-16
                                                                • 451

                                                                #32
                                                                Wow, so I kept up with everything I liked yesterday. I would have gone
                                                                12-17 but +3.85 units.

                                                                My PL's and Totals are doing well. I'm officially done with the regulation bets. They are sucking badly.
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                                                                • Flea Hotel
                                                                  Restricted User
                                                                  • 08-31-16
                                                                  • 1732

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Keep on grinding Sedwards!
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                                                                  • sedwards86
                                                                    SBR Sharp
                                                                    • 10-25-16
                                                                    • 451

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by HoleCamels
                                                                    Smart to be more selective. 20 plays is way too much volume itll kill you eventually
                                                                    That's definitely true.
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                                                                    • sedwards86
                                                                      SBR Sharp
                                                                      • 10-25-16
                                                                      • 451

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Flea Hotel
                                                                      Keep on grinding Sedwards!
                                                                      Thanks, man.
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