YOU HAD A GREAT WEEKEND! BOOZIN, GAMBLING, BANGIN BROADS!
MONDAY ROLLS AROUND, AND YOU REACH INTO YOUR POCKETS AND YOU HAVE LIKE $10 LEFT FROM BUYING ALL THOSE ROUNDS OF DRINKS.
THE BROAD YOU BANGED, CALLS AND SAYS SHE THINKS SHES PREGNANT.
YOU ALSO LOOK AT YOUR BANKROLL ON YOUR GAMBLING WEBSITE AND REALIZE YOU MADE SOME SHITTY DRUNK BETS (YOU BET ON THE LEAFS TO WIN) AND NOW ITS LOOKING WEAK.
YOU THEN SEE THE GAMES TONIGHT AND REALIZE AFTER ALL THAT, THIS COULD STILL BE THE BEST MONDAY EVER!!!!
NO F*CKING DOUBT YOU ARE LAYING YOUR WIFES DIAMOND RING ON THE UNDER 5 IN THE HABS AND LIGHTNING GAME WITH PRICE AND BISHOPS SHUTTING THE DOORS!
YOU ALSO REALIZE THE TWO WORST TEAMS IN THE NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE ARE PLAYING EACH OTHER. IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO HERE, THEN ->
BECAUSE BOTH BERNIER AND SCRIVENS ARE GOING TO GET
BY THEIR OPPOSING FORWARDS.
NOW MEN, LETS HAVE THE BEST MONDAY YOUVE HAD IN A LONG TIME!
MONTREAL CANADIENS/TAMPA BAY LIGHTING - UNDER 5 @-115
TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS/EDMONTON OILERS - OVER 5.5 @-125
MONDAY ROLLS AROUND, AND YOU REACH INTO YOUR POCKETS AND YOU HAVE LIKE $10 LEFT FROM BUYING ALL THOSE ROUNDS OF DRINKS.
THE BROAD YOU BANGED, CALLS AND SAYS SHE THINKS SHES PREGNANT.
YOU ALSO LOOK AT YOUR BANKROLL ON YOUR GAMBLING WEBSITE AND REALIZE YOU MADE SOME SHITTY DRUNK BETS (YOU BET ON THE LEAFS TO WIN) AND NOW ITS LOOKING WEAK.
YOU THEN SEE THE GAMES TONIGHT AND REALIZE AFTER ALL THAT, THIS COULD STILL BE THE BEST MONDAY EVER!!!!
NO F*CKING DOUBT YOU ARE LAYING YOUR WIFES DIAMOND RING ON THE UNDER 5 IN THE HABS AND LIGHTNING GAME WITH PRICE AND BISHOPS SHUTTING THE DOORS!
YOU ALSO REALIZE THE TWO WORST TEAMS IN THE NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE ARE PLAYING EACH OTHER. IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO HERE, THEN ->
BECAUSE BOTH BERNIER AND SCRIVENS ARE GOING TO GET BY THEIR OPPOSING FORWARDS.NOW MEN, LETS HAVE THE BEST MONDAY YOUVE HAD IN A LONG TIME!
MONTREAL CANADIENS/TAMPA BAY LIGHTING - UNDER 5 @-115
TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS/EDMONTON OILERS - OVER 5.5 @-125
Im outta here, lost my bets babe!
