Phil Kessle is a b*tch

FreddDS · 09-23-13, 10:07 PM

Thread down below already. http://forum.sbrforum.com/hockey-bet...hl-boring.html

cwill15 · 09-24-13, 10:01 PM

phil kessle sits on the toilet backwards

cwill15 · 09-24-13, 10:01 PM

pihl kessle also uses pencil grippers when he signs autographs

cwill15 · 09-24-13, 10:03 PM

and lastly i heard that phil kessle has asked each of his team mates if they are tickilish

cwill15 · 09-24-13, 10:05 PM

sorry sorry i also just heard from a reputable source that phil kessle wipes deodorant on the inside of his thighs

cwill15 · 09-24-13, 10:07 PM

aaaaaaaand he puts cucumbers on his eyes in the locker room after every game

jontebond · 09-26-13, 03:34 PM

Can't believe he is not getting more suspension for that shit.

Rich Boy · 09-26-13, 06:04 PM

That was def a pussy move by Kessel

Dont talk trash and then start slashing a guy when he drops the gloves. You man up and take him on.

If the guy has 40 pounds and 6 inches on you, then you tie him up and wait for the refs to break it up, dont puss out and slash a guy.

aIntuition · 09-28-13, 05:16 PM

You're a pu**y ass bitch, if you can't see why Kessel did that then you're an idiot. He's a scorer, not a fighter, not anything close to a fighter, so when somebody comes up to him, who focking sucks at hockey and only plays in the NHL because he can fight, of course he's going to get away and put in some cheap shots. Tie him up? wtf....so Scott could do whatever he wants to him? If you're Scott, don't be a b*tch and go after somebody as small as Kessel without expecting a couple cheap shots.

"You man up and take him on" - lol yea right. Whens the last time you watched hockey? Fighters match up against fighters, thats the way it is, always has been, when you be a b*tch and fight a non-fighter, then YOU are the b*tch ass pu**y. Kessel should have smashed his head in with his stick.

And you fools who think I'm just defending him because he's from Toronto are clowns. If the Leafs did that to the Sens for example I'd think the same thing. You GOTTA be an idiot for going after Kessel. If Kessel just stood there like an idiot and tied him up like you guys for some reason say he shoul dhave, either his face would have been smashed, he would have got injured, or it would have started an even bigger bench brawl. Star scoring player, vs shitty nhler only playing to fight, are you guys on cr*ck? Fock Scott. and any other big man going after a star scorer.

cotes17 · 09-28-13, 06:38 PM

Originally posted by aIntuition

You're a pu**y ass bitch, if you can't see why Kessel did that then you're an idiot. He's a scorer, not a fighter, not anything close to a fighter, so when somebody comes up to him, who focking sucks at hockey and only plays in the NHL because he can fight, of course he's going to get away and put in some cheap shots. Tie him up? wtf....so Scott could do whatever he wants to him? If you're Scott, don't be a b*tch and go after somebody as small as Kessel without expecting a couple cheap shots.

"You man up and take him on" - lol yea right. Whens the last time you watched hockey? Fighters match up against fighters, thats the way it is, always has been, when you be a b*tch and fight a non-fighter, then YOU are the b*tch ass pu**y. Kessel should have smashed his head in with his stick.

And you fools who think I'm just defending him because he's from Toronto are clowns. If the Leafs did that to the Sens for example I'd think the same thing. You GOTTA be an idiot for going after Kessel. If Kessel just stood there like an idiot and tied him up like you guys for some reason say he shoul dhave, either his face would have been smashed, he would have got injured, or it would have started an even bigger bench brawl. Star scoring player, vs shitty nhler only playing to fight, are you guys on cr*ck? Fock Scott. and any other big man going after a star scorer.

He's a scorer not a fighter? Then what the fuk is he doing being the tough guy getting into that shit. Just skate away. If your going to stick your nose in it then don't bitch out and swing your stick like a ringette player. That's like walking into a fist fight on the street and start swinging a baseball bat... That shows your a bitch. Stop trying to show your the tough guy if your not. Walk the walk Kessle don't talk the talk pussy

cotes17 · 09-28-13, 06:55 PM

Originally posted by Rich Boy

That was def a pussy move by Kessel

Dont talk trash and then start slashing a guy when he drops the gloves. You man up and take him on.

If the guy has 40 pounds and 6 inches on you, then you tie him up and wait for the refs to break it up, dont puss out and slash a guy.

Exactly.

Rich Boy · 09-28-13, 11:48 PM

lol Kessel a goal scorer? since when...

Guy is the biggest pussy in the NHL and a hardcore choke artist. Why you think he was picked LAST in all star game. All top players know he is a phony

Guy scored some goals early on last year then couldnt handle the pressure as defenses zeroed in on his ass.

cotes17 · 09-29-13, 11:26 AM

Originally posted by Rich Boy

lol Kessel a goal scorer? since when...

Guy is the biggest pussy in the NHL and a hardcore choke artist. Why you think he was picked LAST in all star game. All top players know he is a phony

Guy scored some goals early on last year then couldnt handle the pressure as defenses zeroed in on his ass.

hahaha so true. maybe he should grab a glove and try out baseball, looked like he had a pretty good swing with a hockey stick so hey why not?

aIntuition · 09-29-13, 02:25 PM

Originally posted by cotes17

He's a scorer not a fighter? Then what the fuk is he doing being the tough guy getting into that shit. Just skate away. If your going to stick your nose in it then don't bitch out and swing your stick like a ringette player. That's like walking into a fist fight on the street and start swinging a baseball bat... That shows your a bitch. Stop trying to show your the tough guy if your not. Walk the walk Kessle don't talk the talk pussy

First of all, the only reason he was on the ice was because the leaf coach put on the first line to defuse the situation, not to get involved in a fight. He didn't "get into that shit" you retard - he went to his spot for a faceoff and Scott jumped him. Your calling him a bitch for swinging the stick, but now you're saying you want him to skate away, ur an idiot. "That's like walking into a fist fight on the street and start swinging a baseball bat... That shows your a bitch." - you're an idiot.Thats like walking on street going through your regular day, and a BIG ASS MMA FIGHTER wants to fight you because of something your friend did and then you swing a baseball bat at his head for being an idiot and fighting you for no reason. Makes sense to me, if you're going to be coming up with ridiculous comparisons that is.

lol Kessel a goal scorer? since when...

Guy is the biggest pussy in the NHL and a hardcore choke artist. Why you think he was picked LAST in all star game. All top players know he is a phony

Guy scored some goals early on last year then couldnt handle the pressure as defenses zeroed in on his ass.

Yea he was picked last at the all star game because hes the biggest pussy in the nhl....right.....because the toughest players in the nhl go to the all-star game right? and wtf are you talking about, the guy is the leafs most deadly offensive threat, why do you think his ass gets double teamed on the PP? oo right..probably because you think hes not a scorer and probably because you're both focking retards probably from florida or someshit that think they know hockey.

cotes17 · 09-29-13, 06:00 PM

Originally posted by aIntuition

First of all, the only reason he was on the ice was because the leaf coach put on the first line to defuse the situation, not to get involved in a fight. He didn't "get into that shit" you retard - he went to his spot for a faceoff and Scott jumped him. Your calling him a bitch for swinging the stick, but now you're saying you want him to skate away, ur an idiot. "That's like walking into a fist fight on the street and start swinging a baseball bat... That shows your a bitch." - you're an idiot.Thats like walking on street going through your regular day, and a BIG ASS MMA FIGHTER wants to fight you because of something your friend did and then you swing a baseball bat at his head for being an idiot and fighting you for no reason. Makes sense to me, if you're going to be coming up with ridiculous comparisons that is.

Yea he was picked last at the all star game because hes the biggest pussy in the nhl....right.....because the toughest players in the nhl go to the all-star game right? and wtf are you talking about, the guy is the leafs most deadly offensive threat, why do you think his ass gets double teamed on the PP? oo right..probably because you think hes not a scorer and probably because you're both focking retards probably from florida or someshit that think they know hockey.

he gets double teamed because the leafs have no one that can score so take away the guy that can fluke one. if one player didnt have to go from each team, Kessle wouldnt have even been at the all star game. why do you put for first line on to defuse the situation? you knew it was going to be a fight so put your 4th line on you idiot. crosby can be a bitch too but atleast he swings his fists instead of his stick. just skate away or fight, dont swing your stick... and on top of that he takes another swing when hes not even looking at him!! going for a cheap shot now you puss bag

Dude Man · 09-29-13, 07:44 PM

Originally posted by cotes17

he gets double teamed because the leafs have no one that can score so take away the guy that can fluke one. if one player didnt have to go from each team, Kessle wouldnt have even been at the all star game. why do you put for first line on to defuse the situation? you knew it was going to be a fight so put your 4th line on you idiot. crosby can be a bitch too but atleast he swings his fists instead of his stick. just skate away or fight, dont swing your stick... and on top of that he takes another swing when hes not even looking at him!! going for a cheap shot now you puss bag

Cotes, having followed your thread most of last year, I know you're better than the comments you're posting in this thread. You sound like a pretty hockey intelligent guy, but the things you just posted seem bias towards the Leafs and Kessel in particular. I know you're a habs fan and myself being in Leaf nation, I understand how it can happen. But seriously, leafs have no one that can score? Lupul? Kadri? JVR? Clarkson? There's guys in Toronto that can put the puck in the net besides Kessel. As for the all star game, you should know it's a fukkin popularity contest where players are voted in by fans votes...and you're right, Crosby does get in there and take punches. But have you seen the slo-mo replay of him taking a Chara fist to his freshly healed jaw in the playoffs during after whistle shenanigans? Pretty brutal..and unnecessary. Kessel admitted that the last swing was a mistake, not necessary, heat of the moment type thing, and I don't defend his actions, but if he really wanted to hurt Scott, he woulda swung at his face and not his shin pads. Just my two cents.

aIntuition · 09-30-13, 04:55 PM

Originally posted by Dude Man

Cotes, having followed your thread most of last year, I know you're better than the comments you're posting in this thread. You sound like a pretty hockey intelligent guy, but the things you just posted seem bias towards the Leafs and Kessel in particular. I know you're a habs fan and myself being in Leaf nation, I understand how it can happen. But seriously, leafs have no one that can score? Lupul? Kadri? JVR? Clarkson? There's guys in Toronto that can put the puck in the net besides Kessel. As for the all star game, you should know it's a fukkin popularity contest where players are voted in by fans votes...and you're right, Crosby does get in there and take punches. But have you seen the slo-mo replay of him taking a Chara fist to his freshly healed jaw in the playoffs during after whistle shenanigans? Pretty brutal..and unnecessary. Kessel admitted that the last swing was a mistake, not necessary, heat of the moment type thing, and I don't defend his actions, but if he really wanted to hurt Scott, he woulda swung at his face and not his shin pads. Just my two cents.

He's an idiot, dont worry.

rainman416 · 09-30-13, 05:13 PM

QUOTE "anyone see that kessle 'hockey fight'? hes all mr. tough guy until someone comes after him"

Kessel has never been "All mr. tough guy" - He's always been "All mr. faster than you, best snap shot, top scoring beast guy"
Where you got the tough guy thing from.. total Effing mystery. If I wasn't on the clock for $20.00/hour right now.. you would be a total waste of time.. but since I've got a minute..

Phil Kessel finished in 6th, 8th and 32nd in scoring the past 3 seasons.. Standing 6"0 and 202lbs. he is a relatively small hockey player..
John Scott is 6"8 and 259 lbs.

Scott started with Kessel cuz his buddy got KO'd like a bitch. Kessel has too much skill and talent to drop gloves with a GOON like that. and while the cavalry arrive to back him up (do their job), Kessel keeps distance with stick and makes Scott think twice about messing with him in the future..
Kessel = All Star
Scott = Goon

OP = Retard.. Prolly a Habs fan...

rainman416 · 09-30-13, 05:15 PM

See if you can think of any situations where a guy with that kind of talent drops gloves with someone over 50lbs. heavier and half a foot taller... they would be a champ.. but they don't exist.. cuz people getting paid millions of dollars to score goals.. don't fight big Tards.. in the pre-season.. lol this whole thread is laughable

cotes17 · 09-30-13, 05:23 PM

Originally posted by Dude Man

Cotes, having followed your thread most of last year, I know you're better than the comments you're posting in this thread. You sound like a pretty hockey intelligent guy, but the things you just posted seem bias towards the Leafs and Kessel in particular. I know you're a habs fan and myself being in Leaf nation, I understand how it can happen. But seriously, leafs have no one that can score? Lupul? Kadri? JVR? Clarkson? There's guys in Toronto that can put the puck in the net besides Kessel. As for the all star game, you should know it's a fukkin popularity contest where players are voted in by fans votes...and you're right, Crosby does get in there and take punches. But have you seen the slo-mo replay of him taking a Chara fist to his freshly healed jaw in the playoffs during after whistle shenanigans? Pretty brutal..and unnecessary. Kessel admitted that the last swing was a mistake, not necessary, heat of the moment type thing, and I don't defend his actions, but if he really wanted to hurt Scott, he woulda swung at his face and not his shin pads. Just my two cents.

Yeah they can score im just fukking around man you know that. leafs fans get so defensive. i like lupul, kadri and jvr. i was referring to 'alntuition' and his ridiculous comment about "why do you think his ass gets double teamed on the PP?". I by no means like the leafs and theres alot of stuff that nhl players do that are in the heat of the moment like dropping the gloves and punching guys that arent looking or hitting them illegally but swinging a stick at a guy? come on man. I just dont like kessle and what he did is just adds to it. thats not a hockey play by any means

aIntuition · 10-01-13, 10:54 AM

Originally posted by cotes17

Yeah they can score im just fukking around man you know that. leafs fans get so defensive. i like lupul, kadri and jvr. i was referring to 'alntuition' and his ridiculous comment about "why do you think his ass gets double teamed on the PP?". I by no means like the leafs and theres alot of stuff that nhl players do that are in the heat of the moment like dropping the gloves and punching guys that arent looking or hitting them illegally but swinging a stick at a guy? come on man. I just dont like kessle and what he did is just adds to it. thats not a hockey play by any means

Again, it's not about you saying anything about the Leafs, if the fact you're saying it about any player/team in hockey, not just Kessel and Leafs, as I mentioned before....5 year old kids come up with stuff like that....anyways....You are saying my comment about Kessel getting doubled on the PP is ridiculous? ARE YOU A FOCKING IDIOT? How many games have you watched the leafs play? This was YOUR response to Kessel being doubled, "he gets double teamed because the leafs have no one that can score so take away the guy that can fluke one." - JUST HOW IS MYYYY COMMENT RIDICULOUS AND YOURS IS NOT? He gets doubled on the PP every focking PP, I watch every game. Everybody knows WHY he gets doubled, its not because hes fluky you idiot and its not because the leafs have NOBODY ELSE, its because Kessel is a threat.

You are probably some fat idiot from the states, probably in the dessert or focking texas or some shit, that think they know hockey based on what your focking local retards say on your local retarded sports tv news show. You're just like the stupid ass commentators that know fock all about anything commentating games for US teams that focking should be playing anything BUT hockey. a.k.a Coyotes, a.k.a Florida, a.k.a you're a complete focking moron, I hope a puck hits you in your face at your next game so maybe you can change your dumbass thoughts.

bubblebuttluv · 10-01-13, 01:30 PM

Lol, a dude used a stick during a hockey fight? What a bitch.

aIntuition · 10-01-13, 02:49 PM

Originally posted by bubblebuttluv

Lol, a dude used a stick during a hockey fight? What a bitch.

I like your username. Sounds like you're a faag.

Apex Predator · 10-01-13, 02:55 PM

The only one who looks like an idiot on here is you Aln .... I live in Southern Ontario and yeah I watch the Leafs play a lot as most of my friends are Leafs fans. Why don't you just call it like it is ? Kessel is a bitch for what he did. I cheer for the Habs and just putting that out there so you don't think Im some Coyotes fan or some other shit. And if a Habs player EVER did that at least I could call a spade a spade .... so grow up and stop attacking American hockey fans like a little child. P.S. It's 'desert', not 'dessert' retard.

bubblebuttluv · 10-01-13, 02:55 PM

Originally posted by aIntuition

I like your username. Sounds like you're a faag.

U must be mad, bro.

I assumed the general thinking was that a man uses his fists and using a stick at any point during a hockey fight is cowardly.

aIntuition · 10-01-13, 03:33 PM

Originally posted by Apex Predator

The only one who looks like an idiot on here is you Aln .... I live in Southern Ontario and yeah I watch the Leafs play a lot as most of my friends are Leafs fans. Why don't you just call it like it is ? Kessel is a bitch for what he did. I cheer for the Habs and just putting that out there so you don't think Im some Coyotes fan or some other shit. And if a Habs player EVER did that at least I could call a spade a spade .... so grow up and stop attacking American hockey fans like a little child. P.S. It's 'desert', not 'dessert' retard.

I am calling it like it is and NO OTHER Star in the league would have dropped his gloves against Scott. I GUARANTEE if Kessel dropped his gloves OR If any other star dropped their gloves against Scott, their coaches would give them shit. Yea, lets have our star scorer drop his gloves and fight their best fighter, good idea guys! penetrate YEA! maybe he'll get injured or get his ass kicked but penetrate it! These clowns on SBR think its a good idea. Why don't you say it like it is idiots, you guys make it seem like EVERY NHL player fights and you guys make it seem like Kessel and Scott dropped gloves and agreed to fight. He went in his position at the face off and got jumped. and I'll attack who ever I want pussy ass Habs fan lol Its funny how you guys think its ok to attack professional athletes but nooooo don't attack american hockey fans. Same shit so stfu.

You are serious going to bring up grammer on an online forum? Go read a book in the library faaaaggot.

Originally posted by bubblebuttluv

U must be mad, bro.

I assumed the general thinking was that a man uses his fists and using a stick at any point during a hockey fight is cowardly.

Nah, not mad at all actually, just making retarded comments like you guys. lol.
Kessel didn't fight, he was on the ice and got jumped. Idiot.

It's not a bitch move if you're not a fighter, if you are a fighter - don't go jumping stars. Plain and simple. I could name a ton of player who wouldn't have fought....all of them scoring stars so you guys are all idiots.

This is my last post, so if you disagree - FOCK YOU FOREVER.

bubblebuttluv · 10-01-13, 04:47 PM

It must really suck though, that U.S. hockey teams are much better than Canadian hockey teams in the NHL now.

It should be expected that a U.S. based NHL team will win the Stanley Cup once again and not a Canadian one.

I mean Canadians, isn't hockey basically the only sport you have that means anything?

Curling isn't on prime time.

USA!! USA!! USA!!

cotes17 · 10-01-13, 04:50 PM

Originally posted by bubblebuttluv

U must be mad, bro.

I assumed the general thinking was that a man uses his fists and using a stick at any point during a hockey fight is cowardly.

Exactly man. Thank you, someone understands. Then alntuition goes all freak show on everyone. He needs to chill out. That's all I was getting at is what bubblebutt said

cotes17 · 10-01-13, 04:52 PM

Originally posted by Apex Predator

The only one who looks like an idiot on here is you Aln .... I live in Southern Ontario and yeah I watch the Leafs play a lot as most of my friends are Leafs fans. Why don't you just call it like it is ? Kessel is a bitch for what he did. I cheer for the Habs and just putting that out there so you don't think Im some Coyotes fan or some other shit. And if a Habs player EVER did that at least I could call a spade a spade .... so grow up and stop attacking American hockey fans like a little child. P.S. It's 'desert', not 'dessert' retard.

THANK YOU lol finally people seeing that this anl guy is an idiot. He just doesn't want to admit a leafs player was a bitch when what he did was a bitch move

cotes17 · 10-01-13, 04:54 PM

Keep going though anl. Your just digging a grave for yourself. You have 176 posts on sbr and already everyone doesn't like you hahahaha

aIntuition · 10-01-13, 04:59 PM

OMG ITS THE END OF THE WORLD, SBR DOESN'T LIKE ME.
You have 1874 posts and you're an idiot, whats your point? that your an idiot? or a retard?

hold on I forgot SBR doesn't like me, OOOOMGGG MY LIFE IS RUINED, I care so much about what random people on the internet think about me, fockkkkk

and faggotbutttv, usa hockey teams are filled with Canadian superstars lol. Go back to starting wars for no reason.

Rich Boy · 10-01-13, 05:03 PM

Queefs just signed this clown to a 8 year deal... lol

cotes17 · 10-01-13, 05:05 PM

Originally posted by Rich Boy

Queefs just signed this clown to a 8 year deal... lol

LMAO that's pissing money away if I've even seen it

Redman3693 · 10-01-13, 05:12 PM

Originally posted by cotes17

Keep going though anl. Your just digging a grave for yourself. You have 176 posts on sbr and already everyone doesn't like you hahahaha

Totally agree cotes. 176 shovels full of crap from the way he posts in this thread. LOL

ANY hockey player that swings a stick in a fight is a pussy bitch that deserves to have the crap beat out of him & them suspended for being a pussy bitch.

Less than an hour till puck drop - beer in fridge & hot wings going in the oven