NittanyLionsFan's 2013 NHL Picks

[PuckIt]

I'm making this thread on behalf of our resident NHL expert who so frequently makes his presence and knowledge known in everyone's thread, suggesting how everyone's picks are the worst thing's he's ever seen, but unfortunately he somehow always forgets to explain why we are wrong, and why we are still wrong even after we win (except that one time where he laughed at us for "thinking the results of the game matter")...so here it is!

This thread is devoted to NittanyLionsFan so that he can post and explain all of his expert picks. This way he has somewhere to keep track of all of the profit he makes over the short season.

Cheers!

[ChicagoBlackhawk]

you can start it off with Nittany put up 15k on Nashville to win the cup....

[face]

haha check in nittany

[PuckIt]

We can start with this play if you want...Nittany ensured a 100% victory!

lol there is literally ZERO chance the wings/lanche game stays under 5.5. What a clueless mother rooster_eater.

[Vegas39]

The mush posts another loser

http://forum.sbrforum.com/hockey-betting/2278086-nhl-play-5-april-2013-children-gifts.html

[NittanyLionsFan]

lol this is amazing considering that

A) I have a tracked thread where I post as many of my plays as I can. (I have a life and can't be on here 24/7 like puckit. Plus I've been traveling the last 2 month and was in the states/canada where my ipad/phone don't have internet unless I'm near a wifi connection. I'm back home now though and will have internet at all times.)

B) PuckIt doesn't even keep his own record, but he's making a thread to keep track of someone who DOES have a thread w/ tracked record?

That's honestly amazing.

[PuckIt]

lol this is amazing considering that

A) I have a tracked thread where I post as many of my plays as I can. (I have a life and can't be on here 24/7 like puckit. Plus I've been traveling the last 2 month and was in the states/canada where my ipad/phone don't have internet unless I'm near a wifi connection. I'm back home now though and will have internet at all times.)

B) PuckIt doesn't even keep his own record, but he's making a thread to keep track of someone who DOES have a thread w/ tracked record?

That's honestly amazing.

A) hahahahahahahaha you seriously just used a lack of internet connection as a response?

B) I don't claim to be a capping genius like you do. I'm pretty sure the people who follow my thread aren't disappointed with my picks.

[swordsandtequila]

Still trying to find this "tracked thread". All I see are random threads (mostly losers) and posts in others threads where you laugh and call them idiots then disappear/change subject when you're wrong, which is the majority of the time. Enlighten me please.

[PuckIt]

Here we go:

Found his thread in the NBA forum:

http://forum.sbrforum.com/nba-basketball-betting/2143028-adolf-n-jerrys-thread-all-sports-p6.html

NHL 4/6

Nashville +115 vs Blackhawks (2x)
Flames +1.5 -120 (1x)

[NittanyLionsFan]

Still trying to find this "tracked thread". All I see are random threads (mostly losers) and posts in others threads where you laugh and call them idiots then disappear/change subject when you're wrong, which is the majority of the time. Enlighten me please.

I've said a million times I don't know how to do links like u fkn Internet geeks. So ask someone else to find it because I don't know how. If I could, I would.

[PuckIt]

I've said a million times I don't know how to do links like u fkn Internet geeks. So ask someone else to find it because I don't know how. If I could, I would.

Sure is tough to copy and paste the URL in the top of your browser...you have an iPhone and an iPad yet you don't know how to copy and paste?

[swordsandtequila]

A thread title and forum would have sufficed, don't have to be a geek to figure that out. Just need a little common sense.

[Vegas39]

I've said a million times I don't know how to do links like u fkn Internet geeks. So ask someone else to find it because I don't know how. If I could, I would.

the broke dikk bartender claims to have 2 colleges degrees, yet can't post a link.

Cant make this shit up

[ChicagoBlackhawk]

the broke dikk bartender claims to have 2 colleges degrees, yet can't post a link.

Cant make this shit up

he said himself he cheated his way through college. then on another thread brags how big a degree he has. lol you really can't make this up

[PuckIt]

No chance of profit tonight, but let's see if he goes 1-1 or 0-2...

[PuckIt]

he said himself he cheated his way through college. then on another thread brags how big a degree he has. lol you really can't make this up

lol please tell me what degree he claims to have earned

[NittanyLionsFan]

lol please tell me what degree he claims to have earned

Never claimed to have earned a degree.

And I can't wait to have an 0-2 night on my first night of you tracking me. That'll be a hoot!

This sucks now though because I can't make up a fake record like I've been doing in my thread. Might just stop posting tbh.

[PuckIt]

Never claimed to have earned a degree.

And I can't wait to have an 0-2 night on my first night of you tracking me. That'll be a hoot!

This sucks now though because I can't make up a fake record like I've been doing in my thread. Might just stop posting tbh.

so weird you know all the twitter / forum language (i.e. "tbh" "smh" "etc") but you can't copy and paste...

As for your degree, I hadn't seen your other claims, but from what it sounds like you made pretty detailed remarks about "cheating your way through your advanced degrees..."

[ChicagoBlackhawk]

Never claimed to have earned a degree.

And I can't wait to have an 0-2 night on my first night of you tracking me. That'll be a hoot!

This sucks now though because I can't make up a fake record like I've been doing in my thread. Might just stop posting tbh.

[NittanyLionsFan]

so weird you know all the twitter / forum language (i.e. "tbh" "smh" "etc") but you can't copy and paste...

As for your degree, I hadn't seen your other claims, but from what it sounds like you made pretty detailed remarks about "cheating your way through your advanced degrees..."

I never called anything an "advanced degree". I can promise you that. I have a bachelors of science in actuarial science and I have a masters in math/stats. Did I earn them? IMO, hell no. And if you want to know the truth, I never even should have got my high school diploma. I had some credits transferred from another institution that they accidentally counted as double, which I noticed and never told them, and then they gave me my degree. And to be honest I probably never would have actually went on to finish because I simply don't have the motivation or intelligence to do it. But I don't care. I don't need a high school diploma, would have never used it anyways, and don't care. Just like any other degree I have or anyone else has. I mean look at me...I live in a place in Mexico that has no jobs at all.

[NittanyLionsFan]

And how does knowing abbreviations have anything to do with posting a link button? My mom texts me "lol" all the time and she doesn't even have an e-mail address or know how to work a computer.

[NittanyLionsFan]

What's more scummy than anything I've ever done is people telling me that I'm wrong for being a fan of Chris Benoit when it's a fact that he's one of the best that the business ever saw. I've been a Benoit fan since his ECW/NJPW days in the 90s and I'm not about to stop now. His work was jizzworthy. But I'm supposed to stop being a fan of him because he MAYBE killed his family and himself?

[ChicagoBlackhawk]

What's more scummy than anything I've ever done is people telling me that I'm wrong for being a fan of Chris Benoit when it's a fact that he's one of the best that the business ever saw. I've been a Benoit fan since his ECW/NJPW days in the 90s and I'm not about to stop now. His work was jizzworthy. But I'm supposed to stop being a fan of him because he MAYBE killed his family and himself?

watching a man in tights was jizzworthy in your opinion?

[PuckIt]

I never called anything an "advanced degree". I can promise you that. I have a bachelors of science in actuarial science and I have a masters in math/stats. Did I earn them? IMO, hell no. And if you want to know the truth, I never even should have got my high school diploma. I had some credits transferred from another institution that they accidentally counted as double, which I noticed and never told them, and then they gave me my degree. And to be honest I probably never would have actually went on to finish because I simply don't have the motivation or intelligence to do it. But I don't care. I don't need a high school diploma, would have never used it anyways, and don't care. Just like any other degree I have or anyone else has. I mean look at me...I live in a place in Mexico that has no jobs at all.

sounds about right...someone who gets a high school degree on accident who probably wouldn't have gotten it on their own because of their lack of motivation and intelligence goes on to pursue multiple further degrees and gets a BS and a Masters in statistics. Yup, pretty much the norm.

[NittanyLionsFan]

Yes. Just like food can be jizzworthy for tasting so good. Or a goal can be jizzworthy because it's a beautiful rocket from 10yds outside the area. It's a simple term you idiot. You're just too young to not be immature any chance you get.

[NittanyLionsFan]

sounds about right...someone who gets a high school degree on accident who probably wouldn't have gotten it on their own because of their lack of motivation and intelligence goes on to pursue multiple further degrees and gets a BS and a Masters in statistics. Yup, pretty much the norm.

Yeah man I forgot that you know me better than I know myself.