Ode to a Grecian Urn (or maybe not)

[The Prick]

here's the deal, sheep: i aint gonna have time to respond to each of you squeeky little turds tomorrow on account of the fact that these SBR whip-crackers got a project for me. does that mean you get to spout off without fear of retribution? uhm, no, this gig don't work like that. most of ya are smart enough to keep yer traps shut in light of the recent slaughtering i've administered. to them that ain't got no manners OR sense, i'll deal with you on a case by case basis at my leisure. one word to the wise, don't ever sign a contract with these SBR fellers, they throw ya a couple of dimes and expect ya to work like a field hand.

[Mudcat]

I can't say, as I decided to check in on how my buddies are doing in the SBR Beat The Prick contest, that I was expecting a Keats reference.

A "squeeky little turds," reference? Sure.

Keats. No.

[BigBollocks]

Whatever Prick, we all know that SBR ain't paying you nothing. The only reason you can't post replies this week is because one of your hands is covered in orange Cheetoh's sauce, and the other hand is busy disposing of your nut rag that you moistened up while looking at Richard Simmons' baking videos. My God are you sick!

[Hounds]

interesting picks this week...

nebraska???!!??

[Hounds]

and the cornhuskers are playing like champs today... the prick is frekin throbbin' hot lately--

[dudefrompa]

So far, so good for me. I hope this is the week that I finally come into the cash...............and the prick doesn't.

[The Prick]

Whatever Prick, we all know that SBR ain't paying you nothing. The only reason you can't post replies this week is because one of your hands is covered in orange Cheetoh's sauce, and the other hand is busy disposing of your nut rag that you moistened up while looking at Richard Simmons' baking videos. My God are you sick!

you been staring in my windows again, you fakkin' stalker? that might be the funniest crap anybody in this joint ever wrote. you realize, of course, that i'm still gonna whup yer ass

[BigBollocks]

you been staring in my windows again, you fakkin' stalker? that might be the funniest crap anybody in this joint ever wrote. you realize, of course, that i'm still gonna whup yer ass

lol, I'm well aware that turnabout is fair play, but damn did that feel good submitting

[jeffreyklwhip]

why

why wat do u have so important to do sit on ur butt and watch tv while were on here posting and u dont get paid by them anyway