Handicapping thug life

**Slipknot26** · 09-30-17, 12:13 PM

Lmfao and yet you think Horses are easier ?

**Ph q all** · 09-30-17, 12:18 PM

Yes. Sport of kings. At least in horse racing its junkie alcoholic jocks. And not wife beating, kid whipping drug dealers. Almost forgot...murderers too! With that being said I'm sure I'll bet with both hands next weekend too!

**darrell74** · 09-30-17, 02:31 PM

Oh God no!!!!
Horses, way more fun, but really suck to bet on. Stupid animals!!!!
You are betting on stupid, phuckin animals!!!
If you can't understand that simple concept, you will lose a lot of money the hard way!!!
Believe me!!! Because I have.

My birthday is on Tuesday.
I have some money to burn. I will have a lot of fun betting horses.
But, I know will lose every penny, because I plan on it.

With sports, when I wager, I expect to win.
Using this forum and all the handicapping tools SBR has to provide, I should win dammit.

**Ph q all** · 10-01-17, 05:48 PM

Or lining up in the neutral zone twice in one half because I just had to get one more hit off my pipe before I beat my crack how last night...

**Ph q all** · 10-01-17, 05:50 PM

Or shoving my hands in the face off an offensive lineman right in front of the ref, to the point his helmet comes off and his vertebrae in his neck pop, and then yell at the ref cause I'm not guilty...of anything ever!

**Ph q all** · 10-01-17, 05:50 PM

Yep, time to learn the ins and outs of the daily racing form

**MaddyMax** · 10-18-17, 11:29 AM

Just follow this thread and follow the picks there, have a beer and cash the ticket. https://www.sportsbookreview.com/for...20-0-70-a.html

**Snowball** · 10-19-17, 05:21 PM

greyhound racing is a far superior bet to horse racing on many levels.

**StackinGreen** · 10-19-17, 06:22 PM

Originally posted by Snowball

greyhound racing is a far superior bet to horse racing on many levels.

What's your angle>

**bostonbruins** · 10-19-17, 07:30 PM

Originally posted by Ph q all

Or shoving my hands in the face off an offensive lineman right in front of the ref, to the point his helmet comes off and his vertebrae in his neck pop, and then yell at the ref cause I'm not guilty...of anything ever!

If you bet NFL expect to be f'd over by turnovers and penalties , its human error that trumps any system or analysis

forgot to add referees with shit calls that nullify big plays/turovers

**ChuckyTheGoat** · 10-19-17, 11:08 PM

Originally posted by Ph q all

I'm about ready to throw in the towel on sports betting and concentrate full time on horses. Tough to handicap games when thugs decide to rap someone upside the head 6 feet out of bounds or piss like a dog in the end zone.

Sure, what could go wrong?

**stevek173** · 10-20-17, 05:20 AM

Originally posted by ChuckyTheGoat

Sure, what could go wrong?

**Bsims** · 10-20-17, 08:22 AM

A famous gambler once said "Don't bet on anything that can talk". One could rephrase that to "Don't bet on anything that can think". Unfortunately that would NOT eliminate betting on football.

Dick Butkus was once accused of not being too smart. His response was "if I was smart I'd be a doctor, I'm not, so I'm a football player".

**Fred The Hammer** · 10-20-17, 05:39 PM

Horses have a 16-18% rake. 5dimes and Heritage will give you 5%-8%. No comparison