UNKNOWN CAPPER Silences Critics With Solid Week!

**romoney** · 10-31-09, 10:51 PM

Capper I am a fan

**ipickwinners** · 10-31-09, 10:53 PM

i have no idea who u r and do not intend to

**sweetpete57@** · 10-31-09, 10:54 PM

Glad to have you in my corner Master Shake. I still want the numbnuts who went whining to the moderator to come forward.

**sweetpete57@** · 10-31-09, 10:56 PM

Originally posted by ipickwinners

i have no idea who u r and do not intend to

Too late Mr. He Probably Doesn;t Pick Winners. You know me now, you're going to go back and read my threads, and you will continue to read my threads from here on out. You've been sucked in to the realm of the Unknown Capper. Welcome.

**romoney** · 10-31-09, 10:57 PM

I had the Rutgers and Temple picks and they paid off well, Thankx

**ipickwinners** · 10-31-09, 10:57 PM

no, bye.

**Cougar Bait** · 10-31-09, 10:59 PM

I just think this shit is funny. Hopefully a whole bunch of douches come in here and start trouble because I really am only staying up to watch the fireworks. Had a rough night last night at the Halloween party and have been recovering all damn day...plan on taking in some stress-free NFL action without wagers tomorrow. Maybe that means I am not a degenerate...damn. Hold on, let me look at these spreads.

**sweetpete57@** · 10-31-09, 11:07 PM

Cougar-- Football without Betting is like Sex without an attractive woman. It's nice and all, but halfway through you'll lose interest and start mentally creating a to-do list for the week ahead.

**polson22** · 10-31-09, 11:12 PM

classic stuff, and the avatar is brilliant in matching the text.

**romoney** · 10-31-09, 11:13 PM

OMG capper u are so damn funny, but u also know ur stuff. so I am gonna pay attention. may not always agree with the picks, but if its a so/so i will tail u

**marabdl86** · 10-31-09, 11:39 PM

You love to hear yourself talk. Stop trying to convince yourself that you didn't suck for the week.

4-6

Hope you have a good weekend next week I hate the bookies

**riggs** · 10-31-09, 11:40 PM

This week was nearly impossible to cap, a lot of bad breaks, no doubt about it!

Thank God Oregon came through for me.

**sweetpete57@** · 11-01-09, 02:13 AM

Originally posted by marabdl86

You love to hear yourself talk. Stop trying to convince yourself that you didn't suck for the week.

4-6

Hope you have a good weekend next week I hate the bookies

I notice that you took the time to use larger type and bold when typing out '4-6' This simple gesture screams out 'notice me and acknowledge my response.' I appreciate the subtle desire to join the Unknown Capper's flock. Welcome aboard my son. Enjoy all my threads from here on out.

**HarrytheHat** · 11-01-09, 08:52 AM

4-6 is awesome. Don't let anyone tell you differently.

But I would double check your algorithm. It's not nearly as good as the one built into my 1965 Washington head quarter. I go 5-5 nearly every week. Which, apparently puts me into the MLB Hall of Fame. I had no idea I was so good.

**darkenergy** · 11-01-09, 08:58 AM

Originally posted by sweetpete57@

Before people start giving me their juvenile b.s. about how i'm a fraud, let me remind you of few things, children. #1. Though I went 4-6 in my posted selections, the SMU/Tulsa Over doesn't really count b/c I never bet totals anyway, and I guarantee nodody tailed that pick. So Being 4-5 in Sides is pretty good. Think about it... A .444 figure is outstanding. It's been 40+ years since a ML Baseball player has hit .400 for a season. If you shoot .400 from 3-point land in basketball, you're a phenom. I had a great week, damn it. #2 Bill Gates and the Pick-Master 5000 from the Mustache Guy SBR video went 1-2 this week, 1-3 if you count his almost-official pick of Indiana. Thats bad, folks. That's bad. #3 'Professional' Capper Phil Steele lost his 4-Star selection, and went 2-4 overall in his key selections. #4 Fellow 'professional' Mark Lawrence lost his 5-Star, 4-Star AND 3-Star selection. Thats 0-3 folks. And people pay for this guys picks? Sheesh! The Unknown Capper has become an overnight Legend in the SBR Forum. You know damn well that my selections were solid, except the OVER pick, which I revealed to my new SBR BFF Karyn late Friday night that it was a bad pick. I'm a smart guy, and I really hope you fools start fading me. You can empty out your piggy banks, sign up for a sportsbook account that you're too dumb to realize has an F rating, but gives 250% in bonusses so you're lured in like the suckers you are, and start fading my picks. Either way, you'll never see your money again. I'll be back next week with my selections, along with my Newly-started tradition of the 'Week in Review' which you will all read, and love.

Then why wasting your time and SBR's space, if you are not going to play and you pretty sure nobody tail that pick???

**hhsilver** · 11-01-09, 09:25 AM

Originally posted by darkenergy

Then why wasting your time and SBR's space, if you are not going to play and you pretty sure nobody tail that pick???

No, that was not a waste of time and space. I learned something I will use next week.......

Unknown Capper, tell me who Steve F Austin plays for. He scored more on SMU than the entire Tulsa team (including defense and special teams) and I want to bet on his team next week. Thanks for your help.

I knew to stay away from that SMU/Tulsa pick because it seemed to be a quickie pick made while you were being distracted by your wife.

**sweetpete57@** · 11-01-09, 12:56 PM

Originally posted by darkenergy

Then why wasting your time and SBR's space, if you are not going to play and you pretty sure nobody tail that pick???

That must have taken a lot of time thought consideration to put that one line of my paragraph in maroon. Thanks for the effort. Hope you enjoy my future threads which you know you'll read.

**sweetpete57@** · 11-01-09, 01:01 PM

Originally posted by hhsilver

No, that was not a waste of time and space. I learned something I will use next week.......

Unknown Capper, tell me who Steve F Austin plays for. He scored more on SMU than the entire Tulsa team (including defense and special teams) and I want to bet on his team next week. Thanks for your help.

I knew to stay away from that SMU/Tulsa pick because it seemed to be a quickie pick made while you were being distracted by your wife.

I'm hoping Stephen F. Austin plays Brigham Young next year in some good old fashioned one-on-one backyard touch football.

**hhsilver** · 11-01-09, 01:44 PM

i'd rather see them both take on William and Mary .

**Jaug** · 11-07-09, 09:42 AM

4-6 = fade material

**sweetpete57@** · 11-07-09, 01:51 PM

Originally posted by Jaug

4-6 = fade material

Fade away, my friend, fade away.

**accuscoresucks** · 11-07-09, 01:55 PM

guys picks are solid

everyone here should pitch in so we all can make some cookie dough

**CaptainPrice** · 11-07-09, 02:40 PM

do you really want us to fade you?
or follow?

**sweetpete57@** · 11-07-09, 03:01 PM

The smart ones know what to do....