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  • SmackdownV
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 04-14-09
    • 5918

    #1
    If You Take Army.......
    Tonight.

    Do yourself a favor before you make that bet.

    Go downtown wherever you are.

    Go to that corner where all the "seedy" people hang out.

    Find A really fat tranny with no teeth wearing next to nothing and get a $10 blowjob in the alley.

    Then go to Burger King and have a nice dinner.

    You will suffer less pain and save more money..........and not feel as bad when you go to sleep later.

    Just some advice.
  • SmackdownV
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 04-14-09
    • 5918

    #2
    Wow.

    I can't get over how many people think Army is going to cover.............

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.


    Prison Butt Rape.....and remember Army:

    Don't Drop the:

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    • KingKing
      SBR Sharp
      • 01-29-09
      • 408

      #3
      52-10 huh? i was gonna fade lang but you got me thinkin twice.. bol brother
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      • SmackdownV
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 04-14-09
        • 5918

        #4
        Lang took UTEP and FL. STATE.

        So he might just be on a roll. Even though this game a monkey could pick Rutgers.

        So not really worried about the "Lang" factor tonight.
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        • MexicanStallion
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 09-08-08
          • 20429

          #5
          I will take my chances. I have Army +11
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          • UnderDog_Philip
            SBR High Roller
            • 09-16-09
            • 181

            #6
            I'm with you on Rutgers but damn you making it sound like it's the LOCK OF THE YEAR.... So is it?
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            • SmackdownV
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 04-14-09
              • 5918

              #7
              Originally posted by MexicanStallion
              I will take my chances. I have Army +11

              GL!

              Make sure you take Rutgers - anything in the second half to get that cash back.
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              • Rio DiNero
                SBR MVP
                • 11-03-08
                • 2010

                #8
                Originally posted by SmackdownV
                Tonight.

                Do yourself a favor before you make that bet.

                Go downtown wherever you are.

                Go to that corner where all the "seedy" people hang out.

                Find A really fat tranny with no teeth wearing next to nothing and get a $10 blowjob in the alley.

                Then go to Burger King and have a nice dinner.

                You will suffer less pain and save more money..........and not feel as bad when you go to sleep later.

                Just some advice.
                I don't like either side in this game, but you have been touting Rutgers aggressively. Let me guess, you bet on Army against Temple last week and still are not over that backdoor cover? This is not the way to take your anger out, but good luck to u, sir
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                • SmackdownV
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 04-14-09
                  • 5918

                  #9
                  Originally posted by UnderDog_Philip
                  I'm with you on Rutgers but damn you making it sound like it's the LOCK OF THE YEAR.... So is it?

                  It's the MOTHER****INGLOCKOFTHEMOTHER****INGCENTU RY.
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                  • SmackdownV
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 04-14-09
                    • 5918

                    #10
                    Rio.

                    The ONLY time I bet an ARMY game was vs. Texas A&M a few years back when Army covered.

                    I will NEVER put ANY money ANY money ANY money on ARMY if you stuck an M-16 up my butt and told me to bet Army.

                    I would rather have a bigger butt hole than bet on ARMY.
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                    • firedawg
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 10-08-08
                      • 39219

                      #11
                      talkin all that shit. you will look real smart if rutgers covers, or a complete idiot if army covers the 10
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                      • iLogan
                        SBR Sharp
                        • 10-11-09
                        • 357

                        #12
                        I'm with smack, Army gets no play around my way
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                        • SmackdownV
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 04-14-09
                          • 5918

                          #13
                          Originally posted by firedawg
                          talkin all that shit. you will look real smart if rutgers covers, or a complete idiot if army covers the 10
                          I won't look smart or silly.

                          A Monkey could pick Rutgers tonight.

                          A Monkey blindfolded could pick Rutgers tonight.

                          A Monkey blindfolded with one nut and a screw in his head could pick Rutgers tonight.

                          A Monkey I say.
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                          • firedawg
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 10-08-08
                            • 39219

                            #14
                            ok............ goodluck man i hope you hit
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                            • crackerjack
                              SBR MVP
                              • 08-01-06
                              • 3366

                              #15
                              Smackdown, if nothing else you are entertaining. Will definitely add some interest to what otherwise amounts to a worthless game tonight. I promised myself earlier this year when I backed Army against a piece of shit Tulane team that I'd never back them again. And the over/under offers no value. So I guess that leaves Rutgers. Cheers!
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                              • SmackdownV
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 04-14-09
                                • 5918

                                #16
                                Originally posted by firedawg
                                ok............ goodluck man i hope you hit
                                You too firedawg.

                                Take Rutgers - anything in the second half to cover your bet.

                                I have inside information that Army really sucks.
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                                • BobHarvey
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 07-08-08
                                  • 3987

                                  #17
                                  Rutgers -6.5 1H and Rutgers -9.5 (bought the point).

                                  GL to everybody.
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                                  • poker_dummy101
                                    Restricted User
                                    • 11-03-08
                                    • 6395

                                    #18
                                    is this the new paco?
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                                    • brock
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 01-07-08
                                      • 8257

                                      #19
                                      Rutgers for some action. Slow night.
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                                      • paco
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 05-07-09
                                        • 62873

                                        #20
                                        Hey poker, why me?
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                                        • paco
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 05-07-09
                                          • 62873

                                          #21
                                          Anywho, I'm on army +11
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                                          • firedawg
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 10-08-08
                                            • 39219

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by paco
                                            Anywho, I'm on army +11
                                            for real paco, or is this a trick
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                                            • paco
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 05-07-09
                                              • 62873

                                              #23
                                              No really dawg. I'll play this for the dead soldiers. Army shows up on nat TV (I hope)
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                                              • MartinBlank
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 07-20-08
                                                • 8382

                                                #24
                                                I'm on Army. Good luck to you guys.
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                                                • SmackdownV
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 04-14-09
                                                  • 5918

                                                  #25
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                                                  • PerfecTrader
                                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                                    • 11-08-07
                                                    • 959

                                                    #26
                                                    Last night I teased Rutgers -4.5 and Over 32.5, because I got high. GL
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                                                    • Rio DiNero
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 11-03-08
                                                      • 2010

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by SmackdownV
                                                      Rio.

                                                      The ONLY time I bet an ARMY game was vs. Texas A&M a few years back when Army covered.

                                                      I will NEVER put ANY money ANY money ANY money on ARMY if you stuck an M-16 up my butt and told me to bet Army.

                                                      I would rather have a bigger butt hole than bet on ARMY.

                                                      Sorry man, it just kind of seemed as if you were betting with you heart.
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                                                      • poker_dummy101
                                                        Restricted User
                                                        • 11-03-08
                                                        • 6395

                                                        #28
                                                        paco,

                                                        you always have locks
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                                                        • MartinBlank
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 07-20-08
                                                          • 8382

                                                          #29
                                                          Smackdown, you are really into this Rutgers pick.

                                                          You live in Jersey? What gives?
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                                                          • MonkeyF0cker
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 06-12-07
                                                            • 12144

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by SmackdownV
                                                            I won't look smart or silly.

                                                            A Monkey could pick Rutgers tonight.

                                                            A Monkey blindfolded could pick Rutgers tonight.

                                                            A Monkey blindfolded with one nut and a screw in his head could pick Rutgers tonight.

                                                            A Monkey I say.
                                                            I fuk monkeys in the shithole. Army +11.
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                                                            • PAPSMEAR
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 02-13-09
                                                              • 2581

                                                              #31
                                                              Smackdown 50 points on Army at +10.5 - willing to accept the bet? Same arrangement as last time when you got burnt on Tulsa
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                                                              • paco
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 05-07-09
                                                                • 62873

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by poker_dummy101
                                                                paco,

                                                                you always have locks
                                                                Yes, but on games that will have an audience of more than 500 people. I am tuning my Locks down as of late.. (posting from iPhone takes away the battery alot )
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                                                                • Immortality
                                                                  Restricted User
                                                                  • 12-20-07
                                                                  • 4599

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Took Army +11 because of this thread.
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