What Is The Strangest Thing That You Witnessed At A Table Game?????

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  • Grits n' Gravy
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    • 06-10-10
    • 13024

    #36
    Played dice at old Barbary Coast with 2pac, Mourning, Mutumbo and Ewing. Funny looking group. G'town guys low limit players. All ended up, aside from Dikembe, at a 21 table and when floor sup came by with rating sheet the lone random white kid at table thought he was taking orders and asked for turkey sandwich. Looks were priceless.
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    • Monitor-Tan
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      • 02-20-11
      • 4460

      #37
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      • Russian Rocket
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        • 09-02-12
        • 43910

        #38
        Originally posted by Sledge187
        Here's a story from another site.
        This afternoon at Luxor.. Crazy sh-t like this seems to be following around Vegas poker rooms lately.

        I came into a poker table in a seat directly across from this chick. Black chick, mid 40's, actually quite decent looking. Open shirt, thin-strapped tank top underneath. Decent cleavage, medium sized rack. Anyway - she's going on and on about how she's the only woman at the table. She loves guys so much, she loves being the only woman at the table, she'd probably let one of us take her up to her room, etc. etc. My entire side of the table is made up of Asians (Am I allowed to say that? - if that's offensive, I apologize in advance). The point being nobody is really talking. Meanwhile I'm sort of smiling, minimally flirting - mostly out of uncomfortableness than anything else.

        Then, out of the blue, she says something about her money - like she needs to reload (terrible player, btw - lost about $600 while I was there). So she opens her shirt, looks across the table at me and says something like "I wonder if I have any in here". She then proceeds to put her hand into her bra and squeezes the melons. I smile, the asians smile (we're all men after all) and she pulls it out.

        It.


        Out.


        Boob is sitting there flapping in the wind. Then she looks down and acts suprised (she clearly did it on purpose) and says something like "how did that get out there".

        Then left it out while she played out the hand.

        This general behavior carried on for another 10 minutes or so until she finally left to pee. Came back 30 minutes later and said that security had intercepted her and told her that the folks in the ceiling saw her doing this on camera and asked that she keep her boobs in her shirt.



        I complained to the floor. Seemed like a victimless crime to me.




        Classy chick. Clearly looking for some action.
        ...and you didn't fukk her?
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        • TheGoldenGoose
          SBR MVP
          • 11-27-12
          • 3745

          #39
          I was playing BlackJack on third base. Guy on centerfield would not take a hit on his A-4 against the dealer's 5. We all tried to convince him to take the free card and he repeatedly refused. I waved and stood on my solid twenty. Dealer turns over a face card and hits his 15 with, you guessed it, a six. The guy on the other side of the idiot fired a right cross and knocked the idiot out with that one big sucker punch. He stepped over the guys body on the floor and walked away. And that was the funniest thing I've ever seen in a casino.

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          • TheCentaur
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 06-28-11
            • 8108

            #40
            Originally posted by TheGoldenGoose
            I was playing BlackJack on third base. Guy on centerfield would not take a hit on his A-4 against the dealer's 5. We all tried to convince him to take the free card and he repeatedly refused. I waved and stood on my solid twenty. Dealer turns over a face card and hits his 15 with, you guessed it, a six. The guy on the other side of the idiot fired a right cross and knocked the idiot out with that one big sucker punch. He stepped over the guys body on the floor and walked away. And that was the funniest thing I've ever seen in a casino.

            I don't think that's funny at all

            Wish he would have tried that with me or someone I knew
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            • jakejd82
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              • 04-08-12
              • 411

              #41
              this is great
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              • tommygun
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                • 07-01-10
                • 2239

                #42
                half these stories fukkin blow, next.
                BETTING EXCHANGES, easy money.

                Soccer Tipping: 5-0-1
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                • nammertl
                  SBR MVP
                  • 12-06-11
                  • 1204

                  #43
                  I once made 12k playing at a charity casino. for those who don't know, it's a casino that opens only once a year and has a very low bet limit. I was sitting at the roulette table and was making literrally about $500 a spin. I left just before closing with a huge stack of hundreds. It was the most unbelievable night of my life. I actually went to work just a couple of hours later just on the adrenaline alone.
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                  • downsouth
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 01-13-11
                    • 11580

                    #44
                    I was in Biloxi one time playing this donkey table game Crazy 4 Card Poker and not 15 feet behind this elderly lady died in front of a slot machine. Was pretty weird in that they taped off a section of probably 4 slot machines each side around her and everything else went on like it didnt happen. We literrally sat there being thrown cards for who knows how long while this lady sat dead behind us.

                    After they toted her away I made a pass by the machine to see if she had left any credits on it but I guess someone had beat me to it as it was empty.

                    Was also at Imperial Palace Biloxi one time when the sprinkler system went off and they had a gas scare. Was pretty nuts watching people scramble and evacuate while employees tried to cover trays, follow protocol, etc.
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                    • tommygun
                      SBR MVP
                      • 07-01-10
                      • 2239

                      #45
                      Originally posted by downsouth
                      I was in Biloxi one time playing this donkey table game Crazy 4 Card Poker and not 15 feet behind this elderly lady died in front of a slot machine. Was pretty weird in that they taped off a section of probably 4 slot machines each side around her and everything else went on like it didnt happen. We literrally sat there being thrown cards for who knows how long while this lady sat dead behind us.

                      After they toted her away I made a pass by the machine to see if she had left any credits on it but I guess someone had beat me to it as it was empty.

                      Was also at Imperial Palace Biloxi one time when the sprinkler system went off and they had a gas scare. Was pretty nuts watching people scramble and evacuate while employees tried to cover trays, follow protocol, etc.

                      checking for credits of a dead old lady.
                      thats fukkin low
                      BETTING EXCHANGES, easy money.

                      Soccer Tipping: 5-0-1
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                      • downsouth
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 01-13-11
                        • 11580

                        #46
                        Originally posted by tommygun
                        checking for credits of a dead old lady.
                        thats fukkin low
                        I didnt think she was going to use them.
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                        • jakejd82
                          SBR Sharp
                          • 04-08-12
                          • 411

                          #47
                          Originally posted by tommygun
                          checking for credits of a dead old lady.
                          thats fukkin low
                          Better him then the casino keeping them
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                          • hockey216
                            SBR MVP
                            • 08-20-08
                            • 4583

                            #48
                            90 year old guy. got fed so many free drinks that as he stood up from table he wobbled, fell, banged head on slot machine. medics had to come. they fed that guy like 10 drinks in 2 hours. and he was 80 years old. guy fell over and banged his head into slot machine.
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                            • Jeffie
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                              • 04-06-12
                              • 3428

                              #49
                              Originally posted by hockey216
                              90 year old guy. got fed so many free drinks that as he stood up from table he wobbled, fell, banged head on slot machine. medics had to come. they fed that guy like 10 drinks in 2 hours. and he was 80 years old. guy fell over and banged his head into slot machine.
                              was he 80 or 90? i need to know this to determine how crazy your story is.
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                              • MoneyLineDawg
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 01-01-09
                                • 13253

                                #50
                                Originally posted by tommygun
                                half these stories fukkin blow, next.
                                What's your best story??
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                                • hockey216
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 08-20-08
                                  • 4583

                                  #51
                                  Originally posted by Jeffie
                                  was he 80 or 90? i need to know this to determine how crazy your story is.
                                  it was years ago. i didn't ask his ID or DOB. he probably looked 80. could have been 90 if he was in good health. different for different people. some people on death bed at 90. My grandfather was a CHAMP at 90 and came from family of longevity. Guy was prob 80-90. Not sure exactly though. was focused on BJ and didn't ask.
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                                  • hockey216
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 08-20-08
                                    • 4583

                                    #52
                                    i've seen plenty of fights. but that's not really strange. I've been at underground inner city ring games where people get in fights. i've been at Borgata and the Taj Mahal when some guy got choked (sucked out, ran his mouth, other guy got up, punched him in face, and choked him). i've had people pull out a gun on me. One guy tried to fight me at Bellagio once because i was talking shit, but it didn't fare very well for him. I've had inner city ring games get robbed. was a 5/10 game and 3 guys came in with ski masks and shotguns. Another game 2 guys tried to break in with a lead pipe and a gun. head of the game has guns int he house, but didn't need them. They tried pushing way through door but we got like 7 guys run from game to door to push against it and hold them out. eventually door got shut and locked. they ran away and didn't come back. i've had the cops show up at underground ring games and bust them too. took everything. chips, money, tv's off wall. everything.
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                                    • Jayvegas420
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 03-09-11
                                      • 28213

                                      #53
                                      My buddy Coop & I were at the old Poker Room at Turning Stone when we watched a glass cigarette ash tray fly across the room & hit a guy in the face. Poor guy bled all over the table.
                                      I'll have to check with Coop 'cause I was pretty drunk but, I think the guy who threw ash got a warning & a seat change.
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                                      • jose21_us
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                                        • 05-24-10
                                        • 3844

                                        #54
                                        Rolled for 2 hours at the horseshoe made around 10k and about another 1k in tips from players...
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                                        • chipper
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 01-07-10
                                          • 1994

                                          #55
                                          At the Continental in Las Vegas... the Crazy Horse strip club used to be across the street and the strippers would occasionally come over and play craps. The stickman is "short sticking" the stripper putting the dice just out of her reach so she needs to bend way over to pick them up giving the boys on the crew an eyeful down her low cut top. Said stripper realizes what is going on, lifts up her (braless) shirt up to her neck, spins around a few times and then exclaims "OK, now that you've seen them can we now play some f'n craps!". Something I will remember forever.
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                                          • hockey216
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 08-20-08
                                            • 4583

                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by chipper
                                            at the continental in las vegas... The crazy horse strip club used to be across the street and the strippers would occasionally come over and play craps. The stickman is "short sticking" the stripper putting the dice just out of her reach so she needs to bend way over to pick them up giving the boys on the crew an eyeful down her low cut top. Said stripper realizes what is going on, lifts up her (braless) shirt up to her neck, spins around a few times and then exclaims "ok, now that you've seen them can we now play some f'n craps!". Something i will remember forever.
                                            hahahahahahaha!
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                                            • ephi408
                                              SBR High Roller
                                              • 03-20-11
                                              • 177

                                              #57
                                              Hole Cards
                                              50$ buyin tourney... final table...
                                              Hole cards
                                              2c/2s
                                              :kd/ks
                                              dealer: 5c/5s

                                              Flop 2h/2d/5H/kc/Kh
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                                              • tto827
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 10-01-12
                                                • 9078

                                                #58
                                                Originally posted by ephi408
                                                Hole Cards
                                                50$ buyin tourney... final table...
                                                Hole cards
                                                2c/2s
                                                :kd/ks
                                                dealer: 5c/5s

                                                Flop 2h/2d/5H/kc/Kh
                                                That's awesome. At a charity poker event I had 1010 went all in, guy with kk raises all in on top, dealer position sitting with pocket Aces thinks for a minute, then calls.

                                                Flop comes 10 A K

                                                Turn K

                                                Dude with aces shit a brick.
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                                                • Iwinyourmoney
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                                                  • 04-18-07
                                                  • 18368

                                                  #59
                                                  Watching mug hit on a hard 18 because he still can't grasp the concept of when a ACE is no longer soft. Kid has been playing BJ for 6 years.
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                                                  • TheMoneyShot
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                                                    • 02-14-07
                                                    • 28672

                                                    #60
                                                    The strangest thing I witnessed... because I was involved. At a BJ table... I kept staying at 13 and 14. And I was winning about 50% of the stays. This black guy goes.... If you stay one more time on 13 I'm going to punch you right in the mouth. I was like bro... you play your own hand and don't worry about me. He goes... oh I'm going to worry about it... because your natural hit... is hurting my hand you motherfu#$er! Pit boss came over and told the black dude to cool it. I was like... wow.
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                                                    • unluckysob
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 05-21-08
                                                      • 1527

                                                      #61
                                                      Originally posted by ephi408
                                                      Hole Cards
                                                      50$ buyin tourney... final table...
                                                      Hole cards
                                                      2c/2s
                                                      :kd/ks
                                                      dealer: 5c/5s

                                                      Flop 2h/2d/5H/kc/Kh
                                                      poor bastard with the full house
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                                                      • homerbush
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                                                        • 11-17-08
                                                        • 2317

                                                        #62
                                                        Blackjack players need a simple math lesson that the way one player plays has zero impact on your hand. They can hurt you as just as they can help you with their stupid play. I love when people make comments like fix the shoe or the shoe is ruined liked the cards are in some sort of predetermined order.
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                                                        • Marigold HD
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                                                          • 09-03-07
                                                          • 5053

                                                          #63
                                                          I went to watch a couple friends play roulette one night.......they've been there for hours already and on serious tilt from losing so much. They owned a family business near the casino and kept going back to get more money. Finally they got so fed up froming losing they both flipped the roulette table. Chips went flying everywhere. We were too well known at the casino and were given a 1 day suspension only. Lol.....that's the only crazy story I have sorry.
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                                                          • yisman
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 09-01-08
                                                            • 75682

                                                            #64
                                                            Originally posted by Iwinyourmoney
                                                            Watching mug hit on a hard 18 because he still can't grasp the concept of when a ACE is no longer soft. Kid has been playing BJ for 6 years.
                                                            played someone online that doubled on hard 18, no joke

                                                            he caught a 3. Superuser.
                                                            [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                                            [/quote]

                                                            [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                                            • FuzzyDunlop
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                                                              • 01-15-11
                                                              • 2422

                                                              #65
                                                              Was at Foxwoods a few years ago when we got a new dealer, female, 6 in the real world a 15 in the poker room. She looked over at the 10 seat and screamed SECURITY!!!! out of nowhere. Guy was pounding one out.
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                                                              • daneblazer
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                                                                • 09-14-08
                                                                • 27861

                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by FuzzyDunlop
                                                                Was at Foxwoods a few years ago when we got a new dealer, female, 6 in the real world a 15 in the poker room. She looked over at the 10 seat and screamed SECURITY!!!! out of nowhere. Guy was pounding one out.
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                                                                • Brock Landers
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 06-30-08
                                                                  • 45359

                                                                  #67
                                                                  Originally posted by FuzzyDunlop
                                                                  Was at Foxwoods a few years ago when we got a new dealer, female, 6 in the real world a 15 in the poker room. She looked over at the 10 seat and screamed SECURITY!!!! out of nowhere. Guy was pounding one out.
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                                                                  • chipper
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 01-07-10
                                                                    • 1994

                                                                    #68
                                                                    I once saw a dude drunker than ever hit a hard 20 and catch an ace! They say God protects babies & drunks, it was obviously true that night!
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                                                                    • Phildo
                                                                      SBR Rookie
                                                                      • 04-07-12
                                                                      • 38

                                                                      #69
                                                                      Originally posted by homerbush
                                                                      Blackjack players need a simple math lesson that the way one player plays has zero impact on your hand. They can hurt you as just as they can help you with their stupid play. I love when people make comments like fix the shoe or the shoe is ruined liked the cards are in some sort of predetermined order.
                                                                      I'm amazed how these geniuses never thank the "idiot" when their mistake saves the table, which happens just as often as it ruins things.
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                                                                      • Sledge187
                                                                        SBR MVP
                                                                        • 04-25-08
                                                                        • 3722

                                                                        #70
                                                                        Originally posted by chipper
                                                                        At the Continental in Las Vegas... the Crazy Horse strip club used to be across the street and the strippers would occasionally come over and play craps. The stickman is "short sticking" the stripper putting the dice just out of her reach so she needs to bend way over to pick them up giving the boys on the crew an eyeful down her low cut top. Said stripper realizes what is going on, lifts up her (braless) shirt up to her neck, spins around a few times and then exclaims "OK, now that you've seen them can we now play some f'n craps!". Something I will remember forever.
                                                                        This was awesome!
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