Got in a fight while watching UFC 145...

[DeFactoCrippler]

...with this dude at the bar. He said some shit about my freakishly large forehead and told me my eyes were too close together. So I swung on him and he jacked my face up pretty bad, it was all swollen and leaking. Afterwards I started doing pushups so everyone in the bar knew I won the fight.

[DirtyX]

cool story bro

[Wanna Bet On It?]

Someone sounds butthurt for losing $$$ on the machine.

Less comedy, more common sense next time bro

[DeFactoCrippler]

Someone sounds butthurt for losing $$$ on the machine.

Less comedy, more common sense next time bro

Yea. That must be it.

[Loggan]

I did laught

[PokerSource]

LOL. Classic.

[PROFIT MACHINE]

No police involved? The day I did that would be the day I got assault charges.

[Vaughany]

No police involved? The day I did that would be the day I got assault charges.

lol Ur not getting it!

[getlucky2win]

i kicked the cripplers ass then did situps to outdo his pushups so every1 knew that i really won the fight

[Kaladarus]

It almost worked. 1/3 thought you won. If you had done some backflips or something afterwards you would have left a winner.