Dude will come back Saturday and post picks after the fights have concluded pretending he doesn't know they'll be on tape delay... just wait for it. He'll shine up his clown shoes and he'll be back here. Count on it.
Yoooouuuu Got it! UFC 138!!
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Educ8d Degener8SBR MVP
- 01-12-10
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#36Comment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
- 7405
#37Almost everything went almost exactly as predicted...
I went 4-2 with my picks, and 5-5 with my bets.
Here's how I did:
Vaughan Lee - Lost $25
Che Mills - Won $500 (lock 20 out of 20 that has hit)
Jason Young - Lost $66 (felt he would lose, but took a risk.)
Philip De Fries - Won $350
John Maguire - Won $50
Terry Etim - Won $25
Cyrille Diabete - Lost $200
Papy Abedi - Lost $110
Renan Barajo - Won $400 (doubled my bet last minute)
Chris Leben - Lost $160 (i knew he was gonna lose, but i couldn't help myself. i really shouldn't have bet as much, but coming off the Barajo win, i was feeling a little trigger happy.)
Total: +$764Comment -
VaughanySBR Aristocracy
- 03-07-10
- 45563
#38The Barajo butterfly...
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gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
- 7405
#39I would have been better off, had I just bet on my picks.
Been a good week. I hit a six team NFL parlay yesterday. texans-bengals-packers-falcons-jets-49ers. came up 1k there... and if the Bears cover +22 today, i'll hit my 8 team teaser. taking them straight, too, at +305 (getting a shitty line)Comment -
scofflawSBR High Roller
- 06-12-11
- 182
#40Damn Gabe. All you do is win.Comment -
HannibalSBR MVP
- 05-15-11
- 1055
#43Retards can be tolerated but retarded liars are despicable. You may be just as retarded as jesus but at least jesus had the ability to honestly reflect on his own shortcomings. He also possessed a bit of charming naivety that i found heartwarming and refreshing.
I need to stop comparing the both of you... the more i think about Jesus the more i miss him and the more i despise you.Comment -
dww123SBR Sharp
- 07-06-11
- 441
#45That's what this guy thinks too....
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sideloadedSBR Hall of Famer
- 08-21-10
- 7561
#46Almost everything went almost exactly as predicted...
I went 4-2 with my picks, and 5-5 with my bets.
Here's how I did:
Vaughan Lee - Lost $25
Che Mills - Won $500 (lock 20 out of 20 that has hit)
Jason Young - Lost $66 (felt he would lose, but took a risk.)
Philip De Fries - Won $350
John Maguire - Won $50
Terry Etim - Won $25
Cyrille Diabete - Lost $200
Papy Abedi - Lost $110
Renan Barajo - Won $400 (doubled my bet last minute)
Chris Leben - Lost $160 (i knew he was gonna lose, but i couldn't help myself. i really shouldn't have bet as much, but coming off the Barajo win, i was feeling a little trigger happy.)
Total: +$764Comment -
NunyaBidnessSBR Hall of Famer
- 07-26-09
- 9345
#47I would have been better off, had I just bet on my picks.
Been a good week. I hit a six team NFL parlay yesterday. texans-bengals-packers-falcons-jets-49ers. came up 1k there... and if the Bears cover +22 today, i'll hit my 8 team teaser. taking them straight, too, at +305 (getting a shitty line)Comment -
bogbatSBR MVP
- 03-21-10
- 1843
#48Retards can be tolerated but retarded liars are despicable. You may be just as retarded as jesus but at least jesus had the ability to honestly reflect on his own shortcomings. He also possessed a bit of charming naivety that i found heartwarming and refreshing. I need to stop comparing the both of you... the more i think about Jesus the more i miss him and the more i despise you.Comment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
- 7405
#49Retards can be tolerated but retarded liars are despicable. You may be just as retarded as jesus but at least jesus had the ability to honestly reflect on his own shortcomings. He also possessed a bit of charming naivety that i found heartwarming and refreshing.
I need to stop comparing the both of you... the more i think about Jesus the more i miss him and the more i despise you.
Also, 14pt teasers are always guaranteed money for me, and with them, I make money back that I potentially lose on straight bets and parlays, so how EXACTLY is that "dumbdumb???" Because frankly, it's becoming more and more apparent that it is indeed you that is dumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumb
You guys, wow... You are such characters. The only reason you aren't attacking each other for being retards is because you're a formed clique.
Not a single person has acknowledged that I've got evidence of being 6-0 with my locks (of 20-0 which i state) nor has there been a mention of how I rocked UFC 138--- all I get is a "go kill yourself"-- haha HATERS, BLOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
for 137, i did poorly with my picks, but made smart bets, so i ended up winning money.
for 138, i did really well with my picks, but betting on fights i hadn't picked cost me a lot of money.
Q: what do both these stories have in common?
A: no matter what i do, you guys are gonna hate. HATERS!!!!!!!! negativy energy pricks. i can tell you're losers. going out of your way to be so negative towards someone you don't even know. over the internet. pathetic losers. keep hating!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3Comment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
- 7405
#50My bank has a feature where I send them a text and they text me back my balance. I think it's a pretty cool feature, but the "LOL" was unnecessary.Comment -
BIGDAYSBR Aristocracy
- 02-17-10
- 48245
#51You ROCKED it pal!Look forward to your next MMA Card!
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gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
- 7405
#53Here's something you guys aren't gonna believe, but allow me to brag anyway:
Went 9-1 for NFL week 9.
23-5 for the past 3 weeks.
91-21 for the season.
Have hit so many big dogs on the ML.
Doing better than I did the past 2 seasons, which were great seasons.Comment -
cheeeseSBR Wise Guy
- 02-22-11
- 784
#54
Also, 14pt teasers are always guaranteed money for me, and with them, I make money back that I potentially lose on straight bets and parlays, so how EXACTLY is that "dumbdumb???" Because frankly, it's becoming more and more apparent that it is indeed you that is dumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbComment -
NunyaBidnessSBR Hall of Famer
- 07-26-09
- 9345
#55
If you're 91-21, and you think that's your actual expectation (which you obviously do), and you started off with $100, with proper half-kelly staking you should have over $11 billion dollars now. So, which is it? You're actually not picking that well or you're so chicken shit that you can't have the courage to get enough money down?Comment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
- 7405
#56If you're 91-21, and you think that's your actual expectation (which you obviously do), and you started off with $100, with proper half-kelly staking you should have over $11 billion dollars now. So, which is it? You're actually not picking that well or you're so chicken shit that you can't have the courage to get enough money down?
I'm not trying to impress you, man. I'm not an NFL genius. I've only been following the sport like a huge fan the past few years. Before that, I would only watch the Superbowl. I am just really good at picking. Studying games and teams (and fighters) and figuring out who will win is something I feel I'm talented at. I finished the MLB season with 279-105.
I don't know how you would take $100 to $100,000 by going 91-21, much less billions. I started betting Week 1 with much more than $100 and I haven't made more than 20k.
PS- I woulda made about twice as much with NFL as I have now had certain teams not ruined HUGE parlays for me. Steelers losing to the Ravens week 1, Patriots losing to the Bills, and a couple more that cost me parlays worth 1k-3k each. I've done REALLY well, but I've come THIS CLOSE to doing EXTREMELY well.Comment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
- 7405
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sideloadedSBR Hall of Famer
- 08-21-10
- 7561
#58I didn't start with $100. I never sat down and said "OK, I've got $100. I'm going to see how much I can turn this into with NFL bets." I just bet on sports I watch. I haven't kept track of how much I've made. I just cash out my weekly profits and spend my money. I don't ALWAYS have a winning week, though. For example, a couple months ago I made a killing betting UFC, but did so poorly betting MLB, Pro Soccer, and tennis that when Tuesday came (account reset day), I was deeply in the negative. I only have track of the last few UFC cards, 'cos I posted them here. With NFL alone, I've made easily over 10k so far this season. I've hit so many parlays, it's crazy... But to correct you, no, I did not expect to be 91-21. By the time I reached 91 wins, I woulda predicted 40-55 losses. I've had only one really bad week, a couple average ones, and the rest great. A long time ago, I planned to use a blog to keep track of all my shit, but I've just been too lazy to commit.
I'm not trying to impress you, man. I'm not an NFL genius. I've only been following the sport like a huge fan the past few years. Before that, I would only watch the Superbowl. I am just really good at picking. Studying games and teams (and fighters) and figuring out who will win is something I feel I'm talented at. I finished the MLB season with 279-105.
I don't know how you would take $100 to $100,000 by going 91-21, much less billions. I started betting Week 1 with much more than $100 and I haven't made more than 20k.
PS- I woulda made about twice as much with NFL as I have now had certain teams not ruined HUGE parlays for me. Steelers losing to the Ravens week 1, Patriots losing to the Bills, and a couple more that cost me parlays worth 1k-3k each. I've done REALLY well, but I've come THIS CLOSE to doing EXTREMELY well.Comment -
NunyaBidnessSBR Hall of Famer
- 07-26-09
- 9345
#59If you don't know what a push chart is you have no business betting teasers.Comment -
VitoochSBR MVP
- 09-26-11
- 3470
#60Gabe is the brahmabull of the MMA forum.Comment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
- 7405
#61
Dumbies.Comment -
sideloadedSBR Hall of Famer
- 08-21-10
- 7561
#63I've made between 10k-20k betting on NFL so far this season, so please tell me wtf you're talking about. Saying shit like that is making you look stupid.
I don't know what a push chart is, so I should return all the money I've won betting teasers? Is this what you're saying?
Dumbies.Comment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
- 7405
#65
"Turns out he's sincere and believes this stuff" -- What is it that you think I do, spend time thinking of ways to impress you with superior betting skills? lol you are a joke, dude. You can't accept that I do well. Keep hating!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!
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gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
- 7405
#66If anybody gives a shit, here's a comedy video I put together real quick for a film class project:
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VaughanySBR Aristocracy
- 03-07-10
- 45563
#67Comment -
sideloadedSBR Hall of Famer
- 08-21-10
- 7561
#68Quite the sceneComment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
- 7405
#69dunno if you guys will find it funny, but it killed in class. big non stop laughs from beginning to end. i made it a public video for a short time, so you guys can see it.Comment -
FightFightFightSBR Wise Guy
- 03-21-11
- 594
#70How far can this spiral downward?!Comment
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