Biggest mismatch in the history of the UFC?

MD · 07-22-14, 01:23 PM

Sonnen vs Jones, pretty clearly, in terms of probability. Sonnen probably won that <1% of the time.

**Wilbo86** · 07-22-14, 02:19 PM

Originally posted by MD

Sonnen vs Jones, pretty clearly, in terms of probability. Sonnen probably won that <1% of the time.

Early stoppage IMO. Sonnen got the better of every exchange to the point of inflicting a fight-ending injury. Jones was lucky.

**Dwil125** · 07-22-14, 02:31 PM

Mendes vs Mackenzie?

**Vaughany** · 07-22-14, 02:35 PM

My boiii Dwil has nailed it

**rocky16** · 07-22-14, 03:51 PM

Originally posted by Dwil125

Mendes vs Mackenzie?

When i read thread title I thought this fight. Was like me fighting that queer Gabe. You knew would end in slaughter.

**rocky16** · 07-22-14, 03:55 PM

That deaf mute hammill giving Jones first loss was a one sided beat down too. Good thing that phaget mazzagatti stopped it and awarded hammertime the fight otherwise Jones would have to retire and get elbow replacement surgery. Nice work Stevie.

**Vaughany** · 07-22-14, 04:05 PM

Haha yee jones has had a few to be fair. The vera and the janitor fights were total annihilation as well. Dude fuucked up vera's eye for life!

**Kermit** · 07-22-14, 04:23 PM

Anderson Silva vs Forrest Griffin comes to mind.

**rocky16** · 07-22-14, 04:32 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

Haha yee jones has had a few to be fair. The vera and the janitor fights were total annihilation as well. Dude fuucked up vera's eye for life!

V I wonder if these little phagets rememeber Emmanuel Yarborough vs nakano or even Travis fulton vs Jeremy bullock. School these fatass 12 year olds on the beginning of our fine sport.

**rocky16** · 07-22-14, 04:36 PM

Fock just UFC. All MMA.

**Vaughany** · 07-22-14, 04:45 PM

For realz brah, what about when fulton choked out joe riggs, game changer for mma

**rocky16** · 07-22-14, 04:53 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

For realz brah, what about when fulton choked out joe riggs, game changer for mma

Can't believe Fulton is my age. Seems like that sick bastid has been fighting for 20 years.

**Vaughany** · 07-22-14, 04:55 PM

Dude is a genetic specimen tho, much like yourself

**mirinquads** · 07-22-14, 05:07 PM

Originally posted by rocky16

When i read thread title I thought this fight. Was like me fighting that queer Gabe. You knew would end in slaughter.

Throw that on PPV rather than Mighty Manlet vs Random Manlet #4. Would do better numbers for sure

**mirinquads** · 07-22-14, 05:16 PM

On topic:

An trained killing machine, army ranger, who has developed his own fighting system know as RIP (Rest in Pieces) vs some bodybuilder phag.

**jacktheknife** · 07-22-14, 08:34 PM

Paper tiger vs your next undisputed flywieght champion of the world, Chris Cariaso.

MD · 07-22-14, 10:57 PM

Weidman vs Belfort. McGregor vs anyone.

**Ron_Paul_2012** · 07-22-14, 11:00 PM

Originally posted by MD

Weidman vs Belfort. McGregor vs anyone.

MD · 07-22-14, 11:08 PM

They should book McGregor vs both Lentz and Poirier, as one of them is pretty much guaranteed to pull out out of fear. If not, just have him fight both; Lentz can shoot for takedowns while Poirier throws strikes, McGregor KO's them both and takes both performance bonuses.

**Sacrelicious** · 07-22-14, 11:19 PM

Krzysztof Jotko vs Magnus Cedenblad

MD · 07-22-14, 11:28 PM

Te Huna vs Marquardt, Canelo vs Lara, Kane vs everyone else at MitB.

**BIGDAY** · 07-22-14, 11:32 PM

Originally posted by Dwil125

Mendes vs Mackenzie?

100%

And to think we got -450.

Free $$ Will never happen like that again.

**PolishSensation** · 07-23-14, 09:03 AM

I know not UFC, but....

Tim Sylvia v Mariusz Pudzianowski

**PunisherIND** · 07-23-14, 09:16 AM

Originally posted by mirinquads

On topic:

An trained killing machine, army ranger, who has developed his own fighting system know as RIP (Rest in Pieces) vs some bodybuilder phag.

lmao love the fat guy's skin-colored trunks. if i poke myself in the eyeballs it looks like he's nude.

this guy approves also

**PaperTrail07** · 07-23-14, 10:32 AM

Originally posted by Dwil125

Mendes vs Mackenzie?

**trevlyn1983** · 07-23-14, 01:41 PM

anyone vs Jose Canseco

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 07-23-14, 02:07 PM

Royce Gracie vs Art "One Glove" Jimmerson at UFC 1.

Gracie mounts him, One Glove freaks out and taps.

**JIBBBY** · 07-23-14, 04:11 PM

Damian Maia vs Anderson Silva was a crazy mismatch.. No way Maia was ever gonna win that fight years ago when he had 0 stand up skills and 0 take down abilities.....

Anderson Silva toyed with him like a child.. Dana White even gave AS a scolding for it...

All the Royce Gracie fights in the early UFC days because no one knew what Jits was or how do defend the submission attempts.

**PaperTrail07** · 07-24-14, 10:17 AM

James Toney though....total bum vs a champ

**Kermit** · 07-24-14, 11:11 AM

Carano vs Rousey when it happens.

**marzwoody** · 07-24-14, 11:30 AM

Originally posted by PaperTrail07

James Toney though....total bum vs a champ

Bum in MMA yes... Boxing no

**mirinquads** · 07-24-14, 12:20 PM

Toney is a beastly boxer, evident in how quickly Randy shot on him. Too bad he fell over like an old lady slipping on the bathroom tiles, would have thought that mid section would have given him a lower center of gravity.

MD · 07-24-14, 12:31 PM

Originally posted by mirinquads

Toney is a beastly boxer, evident in how quickly Randy shot on him. Too bad he fell over like an old lady slipping on the bathroom tiles, would have thought that mid section would have given him a lower center of gravity.

Am I racist for thinking James Toney seems like one of those dangerous black people (or "nigggers" as Rocko would call them)? He f-cking does. That Derrick Lewis guy, too. Wouldn't want to run into either of them in a dark alley, and not just because I wouldn't be able to see them.

**rocky16** · 07-24-14, 12:38 PM

Originally posted by MD

Am I racist for thinking James Toney seems like one of those dangerous black people (or "nigggers" as Rocko would call them)? He f-cking does. That Derrick Lewis guy, too. Wouldn't want to run into either of them in a dark alley, and not just because I wouldn't be able to see them.

How long does it take for a black lady to take a shit?

9 months.