Christ Like Boxing, MMA & UFC Betting

[illmatick]

WE WANT TRANSPARENCY

just kiddin...I'd scam your mother if i could

[bjpenn85]

Nice roast. I thought about this as well. Weird that people doesnt comment his new pick record and pretends his killing it. To be honest the last losing streak was well deserved. So many risky bets. Im blown away it didnt happen before. But when it happened, he had to win back money by playing bets with even higher risk or with same amount of risk involved. It just continued until it was game over. Rookie mistake, but it makes you a more cynical better in the long run tho.

[Vaughany]

Oh my apologies, I thought you decided to start a new record because of the ungodly 0-19 losing streak you were on. It was something like 0-19, I could get the exact number but it was in the other thread. Everybody was being nice and pretending it wasn't happening, lol. Had to be the worst losing streak ever recorded.

Now to be really "fair", starting a new record without mentioning the 0-19 streak doesn't paint the full picture of whats going on. You see when someone goes 0-19, people start to question whether that person was just throwing some darts. Lol, sharps don't usually go 0-19 and piss away their entire years profit in two months. Can't let the kiddies see what variance is, now can we.

I used to respect you man, I mean you're bet amounts were a joke, but at least you kept an honest record. I even referenced your thread to show the kiddies what was needed to be a "pro mma gambler". It was a bit of an inside joke, considering even at your prime you were only up an amount like 9k. At the time you were the most successful MMA capper in sbr history, lol. I drop 9k on designer belts and trueys.

It became apparent that you were a dart throwing phaget long ago, but people were pulling for your to bust out of that 0-19 streak, because atleast you were keeping score like a good little boy. Now, lets be honest, you post your picks here for one of two reasons...

1. You love that tingle you get in your jew dick when people "tail" you helping people.

2. You are paid to post them here.

If you are posting to help people why the need to start a "fresh" record during the worst losing streak in forum history? if you are paid to post here, be a focking professional and not a snivelling little jew phaget.

I tell you this so the kiddies can read it. We savages around here broady. we with the shits. You and you little jew friends prance around this place talking about your little bets while pinching your little circumsized jew peckers. YOUR BETS ARE THE SIZE OF RESTAURANT TIPS.

Are you betting with your bar mitzfah money you have been saving for the last 20 years?

[gabe]

vaughany likes the jew dick jokes

[Vaughany]

I liked the "I drop 9k on designer belts and trueys" line more!

[gabe]

I liked the "I drop 9k on designer belts and trueys" line more!

that was funny, but a bit strange. calls jesus a phaget then admits to spending a lot of money on designer belts. lol

i'm lol @ pinching jew dick

[Vaughany]

that was funny, but a bit strange. calls jesus a phaget then admits to spending a lot of money on designer belts. lol

i'm lol @ pinching jew dick

I thought homeboiis didnt wear belts? Always got their asses hanging out

[DeFactoCrippler]

that was funny, but a bit strange. calls jesus a phaget then admits to spending a lot of money on designer belts. lol

i'm lol @ pinching jew dick

Yeah one time this guy said I was a phaget on an internet forum. He wasn't armenian though. He had had a pic of him shadowboxing with his kid as an avatar.

His kid looked like some albino mutant. I took off my louie belt and whipped his kids ass like I was his father. The LV monogram was imprinted on his white ass for like a year.

[DeFactoCrippler]

I thought homeboiis didnt wear belts? Always got their asses hanging out

you wear the jeans low so people can see the belt

[Vaughany]

Gabers....try and say "Toy Boat" ten times in a row fast...bet you cant do it

[gabe]

after a while, it sounds like a toddler saying "turbo"

[Jesus Christ]

Damnnnnnn that was brutal

[gabe]

Damnnnnnn that was brutal

lol he's back, with a vengeance.

shit, i'm just happy he's found new victims.

[DeFactoCrippler]

Damnnnnnn that was brutal

Dont mind me pal. You make as many threads as YOU need to "help" people.

Hell, make as many ACCOUNTS as you need to "help" people.

[Jesus Christ]

Dont mind me pal. You make as many threads as YOU need to "help" people.

Hell, make as many ACCOUNTS as you need to "help" people.

I hear ya man...one a year is a bit overboard on my part.

[Vaughany]

after a while, it sounds like a toddler saying "turbo"

ha yeah

[bogbat]

you wear the jeans low so people can see the belt

He looks a bit like a black Uriah Faber. ....Must be because they both have eyes that are too close together.

[gabe]

ha yeah

what was the point of that? lmao

[Vaughany]

Who knows! I get bored mid-typing sometimes

[TheBeastMode]

Any plays tonight JC?

[Jesus Christ]

YTD 5-4+$857.14

So since Defacto and Bjpenn seem to think I'm a fraud since I started another thread after a year even tho I was keeping YTD (year to date) for that thread and when the year ended I started a new thread I'll put it here again

November 2011/November 2012 Record- YTD 58-74-2 +$3,306.06..I actually didn't end on the streak that was stated early I ended on a night of profit but I'll say here that in the last 2 months of that year I lost about 1/3 of my years profits to that point on the losing streak to end all losing streaks...Defacto says 0-19..that sounds about right...so there all up front...if I'm a fraud so be it.

I have four plays tonight...2 for Bellator and 2 for the UFC...tonight's UFC card is tricky as hell and I'm staying away from all the unknowns.

Bellator

My first play is on Marcin Held...we all know how Held fights he is gonna dive at Jansens legs all day and for a wrestler like Jansen he does seem to wind up on his back a great deal...I like Held to implement his funky style of takedowns en route to a close decision...I'll say Marcin Held wins via Split Decision (29-28, 28-29,29-28)

My second play is on Richard Hale...Volkov will have the edge on the feet being long and rangy with good power but once it hits the mat which it will and early it will be all Hale...I like Hale to survive on the feet and when the times right hit the TD's on Volkov whose wrestling is shitty at best..as long as we don't have the ref from Volkov's last fight we'll be home free...I'll say Hale wins via TKO (ground/pound) Round 2


UFC


My first play for the UFC card is going to be Seth Baczynski..this fight is a lot closer than the odds I'm getting...Seth's wrestling isn't great but the damage he can do from the clinch is...he is going to be the larger man by a great deal and I really like him to hurt Pierce with some knees and short shots on the inside...if he gets Pierce hurt I fully expect for Seth to put him away....I'll say Seth Baczynski wins via Submission (Rear-Naked Choke) Round 1


Last play is on George Sotiropoulos...Neither of these fighters have stopping power on the feet but both have shown they can be hurt...I don't really know how he's going to do it but I think George Sotiropoulos can win this fight by decision, tko, or even submission...End prediction?...Dunno....I'll say George Sotiropoulos wins via having his hand raised at the end of the fight.









Good luck everyone

[gabe]

THE POLISH PISTOLA!!!!!!!!!!!

Volkov is a pwner, son!!!!!!!!!

[ShotgunRua]

Good luck JC!

[PunisherIND]

THE POLISH PISTOLA!!!!!!!!!!!

Volkov is a pwner, son!!!!!!!!!

and the polish prodigy!

good luck meng

[gabe]

and the polish prodigy!

good luck meng

who?

[PunisherIND]

who?

Marcin held.

[gabe]

Marcin held.

Marcin Gortat!

[TheBeastMode]

GL and Thanks JC!

[KushMoney]

Holy fukk. I am totally on the opposite side this week!

Think Jansen has what it takes to beat Marcin and grind pit a win without getting into a toehold battle. Just by keeping good distance and strong takedowns, which he will maybe use at the end of each round just to seal an already close-fought round. Good luck JC. Gutsy call!


I like Volkov alot! Dude is on a 10 fight win streak! Hale did it for us last time, but that was because we all knew Santos was injured and couldn't last more than 1 round. He was almost finished early in the fight. This time, wjen his opponent (Volkov) hits him he is gonna finish him!


Mike Pierce is good but I would love to cash in Baczynski, Good luck bro!!


Main event. Good luck bro. Idk if Pearson will be finished in this fight... Maybe it's a close fight and automatically goes to GSot. Very likely actually...

[NunyaBidness]

My second play is on Richard Hale...Volkov will have the edge on the feet being long and rangy with good power but once it hits the mat which it will and early it will be all Hale...I like Hale to survive on the feet and when the times right hit the TD's on Volkov whose wrestling is shitty at best..as long as we don't have the ref from Volkov's last fight we'll be home free...I'll say Hale wins via TKO (ground/pound) Round 2

Has Hale ever shot for a takedown? He seems to get the better of the ground game a lot, but I don't recall him ever initiating it.

[GigaOuts]

If I was in Jesus shoe, I would too start a new thread for 2013. A fresh start it good idea if you on a 0-19 run, who want that 0-19 constantly behind your head. The last thing you want to do is thinking about 0-19 (-6g) while you trying to analyze fight.

I too trying to fight off that 6g+ in the hole for over 6 months now, and I am doing it wrong! I am thinking way too much about the bet size to win back my loses instead of the actual fight. The best thing for me is to forget my 6g lost and just focus on the up coming card and let the chip falls where ever it may.

[Giroux]

0-19 run? That cannot be right? Can it? Rough night tonight...

[JamesKim]

I think I'm just going to bet the opposite of TS.

[MD]

I think I'm just going to bet the opposite of TS.

There are very few people that could post the quality of results with the level of consistency that JC has for as long as he has, including you; he's on a rather bad skid lately, but negative comments towards people who post losing plays, by people who don't document their plays with any degree of consistency no less, is the reason that a lot of sharps refuse to post their plays here.

[KushMoney]

Another 0-3 Night for Jesus... Maybe the World is ending..



Warned ya about the play on Hale.. Personally capped Volkov at -200, woulda paid that price also..