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A True Lion Sports company.

(Cue Green Onions on low volume)


Good afternoon, ladies n gentlemen, we're coming to you live over the airways here in sunny and dry Topeka on 860 WKZY! The True Lion, Buzzy (cue Paris Hilton's voice -- "that's hot!"), is in da house!

(Cue lion's roar --- "Roooooooaaaaaarrrrrr! Rara ROAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!)

It's the True Lion Sports Tip of the Dayyyyyy!!!!

(Cue Salt n Pepper What a man what a man what a mighty good man for 10 secs)

(Cue applause and screaming fans. Cue Bea Arthur's voice: "The man is sharp, what else can I say? He's a BLEEPing wise guy!")


Don't ever bet a game just cus it's on the tube!