Take a nice juicy crap....Im talking a nice messy turd, make sure it's really really juicy......
That's step one.
...then make sure you have toilet paper with all the MLB Teams on it.....the first team your azzhole comes in contact with, that's the team you should bet on in a straight bet.....then the next couple of teams you wipe your hole with, throw them into a parlay.....
Cause, that's about as close you will come to winning in MLB....haha...
On that note, I have what I like to call an itchy azz.....I think that's foreshadowing what plays to make tomorrow...
FKN JOKE!!!!!!!!!
That's step one.
...then make sure you have toilet paper with all the MLB Teams on it.....the first team your azzhole comes in contact with, that's the team you should bet on in a straight bet.....then the next couple of teams you wipe your hole with, throw them into a parlay.....
Cause, that's about as close you will come to winning in MLB....haha...
On that note, I have what I like to call an itchy azz.....I think that's foreshadowing what plays to make tomorrow...
FKN JOKE!!!!!!!!!
