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  • BEANTOWNJIM
    SBR MVP
    • 08-12-05
    • 4610

    #1
    (heritage your 30 minutes late)
    OH MAN YOU GOTTAL LOVE HERITAGE SPORTSBOOK NOBODY PAYS FASTER THAN THEM.THEY WERE 30 MINUTES LATE TODAY MAYBE THE FED EX DRIVER STOPPED OFF FOR AN EXTRA CUP OF COFFEE BOYS PAID IN FULL AGAIN HOW MUCH MONEY IS HERITAGE GOING TO ALLOW ME TO COLLECT BEFORE THEY SHUT ME OFF OR CUT MY LIMITS MAN I AM KILLING THEM BOYS IF YOUR NOT PLAYING AT HERITAGE YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR MISSING

    BOYS AFTER I CASH THIS 2400 FROM HERITAGE I WILL HAVE OVER 26 THOUSAND DOLLARS CASH HIDDEN IN MY BASEMENT I CANT DEPOSIT IT THE BANK OR MY LOVELY WIFE WILL SEE IT I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH ALL THIS CASH I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SAY THIS BUT MONEY CANT BUY HAPPINESS

    SERIOUSLY BOYS HOW CAN I GET RID OF THIS CASH AND NOT HAVE MY LOVELY WIFE FIND OUT I HAVE THIS MONEY I AM DEAD SERIOUS ITS ALL CASH.26 THOUSAND DOLLARS CASH IS A LOT OF MONEY I JUST CANT LOSE ANYMORE BOYS I AM KILLING YOUWAGER AND HERITAGE I NEVER THOUGHT HAVING MONEY WOULD BE THIS DIFFICULT

    I GRIN WHEN I WIN
  • 2daBank
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 01-26-09
    • 88966

    #2
    Hookers, hotel room at casino, and brick of yak.money problem solved and u can't come back saying it didn't make u happy.. Sell left over blow and then worry bout it..
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    • Resler
      SBR MVP
      • 11-03-10
      • 1417

      #3
      Open up a bank account in your name and don't tell her? Durrrrr
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      • lesterdymond
        SBR MVP
        • 07-25-11
        • 2357

        #4
        Only guy left in the forum world waiting around for paper checks.

        Congrats regardless JIM
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        • flyingillini
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 12-06-06
          • 41219

          #5
          BTJ is the 2nd coming of Christ
          המוסד‎
          המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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          • The Kraken
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 12-25-11
            • 28917

            #6
            Why grin if you cant spend?
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            • BEANTOWNJIM
              SBR MVP
              • 08-12-05
              • 4610

              #7
              MY LOVELY WIFE WAS SURPRISED WHEN I CALLED HER TODAY AND TOLD HER I MADE A RESERVATION FOR FRIDAY NIGHT AT MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT WWW.LEGALSEAFOODS.COM I ALSO MENTIONED THAT I WAS PAYING SHE SAID WHAT DID I DO HIT THE LOTTERY I JUST TOLD HER I FEEL LIKE TAKING HER OUT I ALSO TOLD HER I DONT NEED MY ALLOWANCE MONEY THIS WEEK

              BOYS I WILL BE ORDERING A NICE 2 1/2 POUND LOBSTER AND A COUPLE OF ICE COLD CORONAS SURE THE BILL WILL BE CLOSE TO 150 DOLLARS BUT WHATS MONEY TO A GUY LIKE ME MY OLD BUDDY ROGER BERKOWITZ MIGHT BE AT LEGALS HE WILL BE SHOCKED WHEN HE SEES ME ORDERING THE EXTRA LARGE LOBSTERS AND PAYING CASH

              I JUST BOUGHT A COUPLE OF CIGARS 15 DOLLARS EACH THE OWNER SAID HEY BEANTOWN YOU KNOW THESE ARE 15 DOLLARS RIGHT I TOLD HIM DONT WORRY ABOUT THE MONEY JUST MAKE SURE I GET SOME WOODEN MATCHES.BOYS I CANT BELIEVE THE DISRESPECT I GET FIRST FROM MY LOVELY WIFE THEN THE GUY AT THE CIGAR SHOP MAN PEOPLE ARE SHOCKED THAT I HAVE CASH

              MAN I NEVER KNEW I WAS SUCH A DEADBEAT PEOPLE ARE SHOCKED WHEN I START FLASHING CASH

              I MIGHT GO OUT AND BUY A NEW SUIT 700 DOLLARS I NEED A SUIT THE ONLY ENTERTAINMENT NOW FOR ME IS GOING TO WAKES AND FUNERALS.ITS TOUGH GETTING OLD BOYS
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              • BEANTOWNJIM
                SBR MVP
                • 08-12-05
                • 4610

                #8
                BOYS WHAT COLOR SUIT SHOULD I GET MY LOVELY WIFE SAID I SHOULD GET A BLUE SUIT BECAUSE I HAVE BLUE EYES BUT I ALWAYS WANTED A NICE GREY SUIT

                I WANT TO GET A CUSTOM TAILORED SUIT THE KIND THAT DEON SANDERS WEARS A LITTLE FLASHY BUT ALSO A LITTLE FORMAL I SUPPOSE I WILL HAVE TO BUY A NICE PAIR OF ITALIAN SHOES ALSO THIS SHOULD TAKE ME CLOSE TO 1000 DOLLARS

                ITS ABOUT TIME BEANTOWNJIM STARTS LOOKING LIKE A PROFESSIONAL IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD I AM SICK AND TIRED OF NEIGHBORS TELLING MY LOVELY WIFE THAT HER HUSBAND DRESSES LIKE A BUM.I ONCE HAD A NEIGHBOR DOWN THE STREET OFFER ME A COUPLE OF SHIRTS AND PANTS THAT NO LONGER FITTED HER HUSBAND AND I TOLD HER I COULD BUY YOUR HOUSE AND TURN IT INTO A PARKING LOT IF I WANTED TO BOYS BELIEVE IT OR NOT PEOPLE JUDGE YOU BUY WHAT YOU WEAR AND NOW I NEED A NICE NEW SUIT WITH ITALIAN SHOES
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                • z-doggie
                  SBR MVP
                  • 01-09-14
                  • 1014

                  #9
                  ....Won't a new suit and fancy shoes raise eyebrows ? Send me the money
                  and i can hold it for you so the wifey never has to know.
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                  • jjgold
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-20-05
                    • 388189

                    #10
                    Jimmy unreal


                    Your a son of a bitch handicapper
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                    • King Mayan
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 09-22-10
                      • 21326

                      #11
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                      • NavsPicks
                        SBR MVP
                        • 10-16-12
                        • 3344

                        #12
                        Your wife gives you an allowance..? You had to tell her
                        You would pay? Damn ..
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                        • Keith Richard
                          SBR MVP
                          • 07-06-06
                          • 1576

                          #13
                          Jim .. why not donate some cash to a worthy cause like the Whitey Bulger relief Fund?
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                          • bostonboss
                            SBR MVP
                            • 02-04-09
                            • 3169

                            #14
                            guys ....look at his post.....he doesn't have a bank account and he is getting checks? total fraud.
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                            • Robber
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 10-21-09
                              • 6432

                              #15
                              Beantownwalrus air betting and begging for allowance from his wife

                              He loses the allowance every time

                              Beantownwalrus is heritage's favorite customer
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                              • BigPage25
                                SBR MVP
                                • 04-17-12
                                • 3571

                                #16
                                ...


                                Last edited by SBR Jonelyn; 01-15-15, 10:29 AM.
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                                • capone1899
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 06-16-11
                                  • 1054

                                  #17
                                  Any possibility you spring for a new keyboard that doesn't have caps lock stuck in the on position?
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                                  • Trep
                                    SBR Sharp
                                    • 12-25-13
                                    • 375

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by capone1899
                                    Any possibility you spring for a new keyboard that doesn't have caps lock stuck in the on position?
                                    ROFL I was thinking the same thing throughout reading the thread.
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                                    • byronbb
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 11-13-08
                                      • 3067

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by bostonboss
                                      guys ....look at his post.....he doesn't have a bank account and he is getting checks? total fraud.
                                      ...
                                      Last edited by SBR Jonelyn; 01-15-15, 10:31 AM.
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                                      • Robber
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 10-21-09
                                        • 6432

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by jjgold
                                        Jimmy unreal


                                        Your a son of a bitch
                                        Cueball finally right

                                        Beantownwalrus is a son of a bitch

                                        A dumb one at that
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