Top 10 Things To Expect From Real Madrid v Milan
Ahead of Wednesday’s monster Champions League clash, Carlo Garganese light-heartedly looks at 10 things to expect before, during and after Real Madrid vs Milan…
Oct 20, 2009 2:00:24 PM
Please note the below is just a bit of fun...
10) Even though Ronaldo will be in the stands, and not on the pitch, he'll get more camera time than Rino 'scares the kids' Gattuso.
9) Leonardo to spend 89 minutes of the game on the touchline with his hand on his mouth.
Leo was 16 when he stopped sucking his thumb
8) If Milan win, Silvio Berlusconi and Adriano Galliani to declare that Milan are the best team in the world. If Milan lose, Berlusconi and Galliani to remind everyone that Milan are the most successful team in history.
Galliani celebrates the 108th anniversary
of Milan's first Scudetto
7) Xabi Alonso to play a 40 yard defence-splitting pass for Kaka to score. Kaka to thank God instead of Xabi.
"I don't belong to Xabi"
6) Jerzy Dudek to receive some column inches for the first time in his Madrid career by talking about his role in the 2005 final. Still, no one cares to read his interview.
Jerzy Who-dek?
5) SKY Sports England to bill CSKA Moscow v Manchester United as the game of the night. Ronaldo v Milan to be handed just 30 seconds of highlights at the end of the show before Phil Thompson and Jamie Redknapp begin their 'expert' analysis of this weekend's big Hull v Portsmouth match.
Big talking point on SKY - Windass' retirement
4) Florentino Perez to take out a €400 million bank loan at half time, and offer it to Kakha Kaladze to score two own goals.
"I control every bank in the world."
3) Pippo Inzaghi to be flagged offside 18 times, 17 of which were incorrect calls. Some annoying unoriginal commentator to repeat the Sir Alex Ferguson ‘born in the offside position’ line – just shut up!
Pippo is definitely onside with Alessia Ventura
2) Klaas Jan Huntelaar to touch the ball just twice during the game - once in the warm-up and once to scratch himself.
"Damn, I was so close to nearly touching that ball."
1) Berlusconi to host a political orgy after the game, and invite Spain president Jose Luis Zapatero. “Unlike Ronaldinho, I never miss sitters on Zapatero’s bed,” boasts Silvio.
"It's ok Ron. Dida can't use gloves - me neither."
Carlo Garganese, Goal.com
Ahead of Wednesday’s monster Champions League clash, Carlo Garganese light-heartedly looks at 10 things to expect before, during and after Real Madrid vs Milan…
Oct 20, 2009 2:00:24 PM
Please note the below is just a bit of fun...
10) Even though Ronaldo will be in the stands, and not on the pitch, he'll get more camera time than Rino 'scares the kids' Gattuso.
"Everybody, look at me & my bad dress sense."
9) Leonardo to spend 89 minutes of the game on the touchline with his hand on his mouth.
Leo was 16 when he stopped sucking his thumb
8) If Milan win, Silvio Berlusconi and Adriano Galliani to declare that Milan are the best team in the world. If Milan lose, Berlusconi and Galliani to remind everyone that Milan are the most successful team in history.
Galliani celebrates the 108th anniversary
of Milan's first Scudetto
7) Xabi Alonso to play a 40 yard defence-splitting pass for Kaka to score. Kaka to thank God instead of Xabi.
"I don't belong to Xabi"
6) Jerzy Dudek to receive some column inches for the first time in his Madrid career by talking about his role in the 2005 final. Still, no one cares to read his interview.
Jerzy Who-dek?
5) SKY Sports England to bill CSKA Moscow v Manchester United as the game of the night. Ronaldo v Milan to be handed just 30 seconds of highlights at the end of the show before Phil Thompson and Jamie Redknapp begin their 'expert' analysis of this weekend's big Hull v Portsmouth match.
Big talking point on SKY - Windass' retirement
4) Florentino Perez to take out a €400 million bank loan at half time, and offer it to Kakha Kaladze to score two own goals.
"I control every bank in the world."
3) Pippo Inzaghi to be flagged offside 18 times, 17 of which were incorrect calls. Some annoying unoriginal commentator to repeat the Sir Alex Ferguson ‘born in the offside position’ line – just shut up!
Pippo is definitely onside with Alessia Ventura
2) Klaas Jan Huntelaar to touch the ball just twice during the game - once in the warm-up and once to scratch himself.
"Damn, I was so close to nearly touching that ball."
1) Berlusconi to host a political orgy after the game, and invite Spain president Jose Luis Zapatero. “Unlike Ronaldinho, I never miss sitters on Zapatero’s bed,” boasts Silvio.
"It's ok Ron. Dida can't use gloves - me neither."
Carlo Garganese, Goal.com
