If you woke up out of a come and couldn't see a calendar...

[Bill Dozer]

but could read Players Talk, you would know it's the MLB All Star break. I just posted in a thread about Dawson's Creek.

How about a thread topic: You might be in the middle of MLB All star break if... I'll start.

You might be in the middle of MLB All star break if... you checked to see if either of WNBA games were televised.