Boys Im Freakin The Fukk Out...Somebody Please Help...

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  • saints7011
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-21-09
    • 5544

    #1
    Boys Im Freakin The Fukk Out...Somebody Please Help...
    long story short...

    today is my lady's birthday...

    earlier this week I bought a viagra pill...

    we did our thing and an hour later I still have a stiffy...

    Im also seeing blue dots everywhere...

    we suppose to go clubbing but I cant go anywhere right now...

    anyone know how long this will last...

    feeling light headed also...

    should I go to the hospital...






    dulas
  • LostBankroll
    Restricted User
    • 02-10-10
    • 4538

    #2
    SMoke a blunt and thank me later duelas
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    • chantrain
      SBR MVP
      • 03-14-11
      • 3244

      #3
      you sound like a real dumbass, I think you deserve to die, pretty much. For being so stupid.

      next time you make up a story, instead of saying you need to go clubing, say you're going to the library to study or to the hospital to help some needy children or something. That way people might have more sympathy for you.
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      • obamaismyuncle
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 12-31-08
        • 17801

        #4
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        • pavyracer
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 04-12-07
          • 82792

          #5
          Originally posted by chantrain
          you sound like a real dumbass, I think you deserve to die, pretty much. For being so stupid.

          next time you make up a story, instead of saying you need to go clubing, say you're going to the library to study or to the hospital to help some needy children or something. That way people might have more sympathy for you.




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          • Dirty Sanchez
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-01-10
            • 16031

            #6
            I think to the make story interesting he should of added he took the pill and it got stuck in his throat and walked around with a stiff neck for the rest of the day
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            • acarmelo1
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 09-29-09
              • 6321

              #7
              Just take the red pill, it will take you back to the matrix.
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              • JohnnyD4916
                SBR MVP
                • 04-14-10
                • 1572

                #8
                Get a razor blade and cut it open
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                • jhack704
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 06-04-09
                  • 5346

                  #9
                  just go clubbin who cares, aint your prob if ppl dont like it
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                  • ttwarrior1
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 06-23-09
                    • 28454

                    #10
                    why would you need a viagra, are you queer or something?? im 38 and have a stiffy 20 hours a day
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                    • spankie
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 02-10-11
                      • 9992

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                      why would you need a viagra, are you queer or something?? im 38 and have a stiffy 20 hours a day
                      so you play tennis with a stiffy?

                      500lb grimace wobbling around a tennis court with a stiffy?
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                      • sweethook
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 11-21-07
                        • 12667

                        #12
                        go see your doctor
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                        • tanner40
                          SBR MVP
                          • 03-24-10
                          • 2129

                          #13
                          Pull it up in your waistband pal. Call them after 4 hours.
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                          • JMobile
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 08-21-10
                            • 19074

                            #14
                            Saints, you fuking retard, how old are you?
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                            • MB
                              SBR MVP
                              • 02-05-09
                              • 1072

                              #15
                              **** her again
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                              • Extra Innings
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 02-26-10
                                • 15058

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez
                                I think to the make story interesting he should of added he took the pill and it got stuck in his throat and walked around with a stiff neck for the rest of the day
                                Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                why would you need a viagra, are you queer or something?? im 38 and have a stiffy 20 hours a day
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                                • onlooker
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 08-10-05
                                  • 36572

                                  #17
                                  You should of went clubbin' with that stiffy and got some side b!tches.
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                                  • xlilsp1keyx
                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                    • 11-03-10
                                    • 557

                                    #18
                                    an hour only?! weak......... what a waste. lols
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                                    • Stallion
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 03-21-10
                                      • 3617

                                      #19
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                                      • Pew Pew
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 12-21-10
                                        • 2267

                                        #20
                                        If you need to take viagra, you are too old to go clubbing old pal.
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                                        • clynnm17
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 09-08-10
                                          • 1360

                                          #21
                                          i take one every now and then 4 a nice nasty slutty sluts! i have seen those blue spots though. But i know its from the viagra so they dont bug to me bad. but it always goes straight down when I am done
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                                          • simona
                                            Restricted User
                                            • 06-22-11
                                            • 34

                                            #22
                                            don't worry I think you will find someone else better.
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