How do you go about turnin unattractive women down?

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  • sneak-a-peak
    SBR MVP
    • 11-07-09
    • 1373

    #1
    How do you go about turnin unattractive women down?
    Especially "friends of friends" that you will have to see again from time to time

    Are you just a complete dick about it and point out the obvious?

    Do you give a bullshit excuse?

    Or are you polite and just say sorry but your not really my type?

    Or what?
  • Masu485
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-14-08
    • 7700

    #2
    just suck it up and do them. don't be a dick because that will either make them want u more, or may cause them to start talking shit about u behind ur back.
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    • Dutch
      SBR MVP
      • 09-21-10
      • 4339

      #3
      Tell her you'd hate to waste her time because you're in love with another woman that you've been working up the courage to go after. It'll make you seem honest and a romantic.

      It sucks when an ugly woman likes you, she seems to think you're on her level.
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      • sneakerhead
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 07-14-10
        • 7727

        #4
        Tell her that you turned gay, works most of the time
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        • boscotherock
          SBR Rookie
          • 07-04-11
          • 23

          #5
          Just be plain honest and tell her you aren't too into dating, that your just too busy, with work and life etc.
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          • Gemoka
            SBR MVP
            • 11-27-08
            • 1648

            #6
            Originally posted by sneak-a-peak
            Especially "friends of friends" that you will have to see again from time to time

            Are you just a complete dick about it and point out the obvious?

            Do you give a bullshit excuse?

            Or are you polite and just say sorry but your not really my type?

            Or what?
            How unattractive ? out of 10 ?
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            • jayc88
              Restricted User
              • 12-30-07
              • 6785

              #7
              i'm always trying to be polite
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              • obamaismyuncle
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 12-31-08
                • 17801

                #8
                Originally posted by Dutch
                Tell her you'd hate to waste her time because you're in love with another woman that you've been working up the courage to go after. It'll make you seem honest and a romantic.

                It sucks when an ugly woman likes you, she seems to think you're on her level.
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                • stevek173
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 03-29-08
                  • 27598

                  #9
                  Offer to take her out to dinner.

                  When the waiter comes, keep ordering entree after entree for her and saying "oh, you probably want that too, right?" until she gets so embarrassed she leaves.

                  Then find a new circle of friends.
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                  • Mikail
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 07-19-09
                    • 21689

                    #10
                    this one is good. Just be really obnoxious around her and come on strong. She'll leave you alone. Unless she's a whore.
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                    • mw00
                      SBR Wise Guy
                      • 07-17-08
                      • 701

                      #11
                      just tellthem you have aids..surely will get them to feel sorry for you and stop trying to sleep with you
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                      • Tech N9ne
                        Restricted User
                        • 06-24-11
                        • 5366

                        #12
                        Why turn them down?
                        Just put a bag over their head
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                        • raydog
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 11-07-07
                          • 6984

                          #13
                          you tell them that you are sorry it didnt work out well with her ex (assuming she has had a bf that you knew) and you tell her that she would be perfect for one of your friends (make up some chump) and maybe ask her whats going on with one of her friends...this way she gets the idea that you arent interested and just want to be friends..

                          if that doesnt work and she gets upset...fukk her, i dont need any fatass friends anyways
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                          • MarlinsFan2212
                            SBR MVP
                            • 04-19-10
                            • 1325

                            #14
                            Originally posted by sneak-a-peak
                            Especially "friends of friends" that you will have to see again from time to time

                            Are you just a complete dick about it and point out the obvious?

                            Do you give a bullshit excuse?

                            Or are you polite and just say sorry but your not really my type?

                            Or what?

                            Be Polite. If she comes onto dont be a dick about it, just tell her shes not your type/your building up the courage to ask someone else out.
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                            • sneak-a-peak
                              SBR MVP
                              • 11-07-09
                              • 1373

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Gemoka
                              How unattractive ? out of 10 ?
                              2.5
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                              • TR88
                                Restricted User
                                • 06-10-10
                                • 9364

                                #16
                                Originally posted by sneakerhead
                                Tell her that you turned gay, works most of the time
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                                • sneak-a-peak
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 11-07-09
                                  • 1373

                                  #17
                                  ya im kinda a nice guy (i wish i wasnt) and im decent lookin so i always get these undesirable women who are hungry for a decent guy and they think just because im single and they have a putang they can muster up enough game to get me.

                                  im the king of busted up women

                                  meanwhile i gotta work for the hott ones and thats always hit or miss for me
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                                  • WvGambler
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 04-19-10
                                    • 11618

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by stevek173
                                    Offer to take her out to dinner. When the waiter comes, keep ordering entree after entree for her and saying "oh, you probably want that too, right?" until she gets so embarrassed she leaves. Then find a new circle of friends.
                                    That's the type of advice that money cannot buy!
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                                    • mike1234
                                      SBR Sharp
                                      • 09-06-07
                                      • 457

                                      #19
                                      Don't hang out with people that have 2.5 friends.
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                                      • warriorfan707
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 03-29-08
                                        • 13698

                                        #20
                                        ignore them
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                                        • pavyracer
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 04-12-07
                                          • 82796

                                          #21
                                          Be polite and don't be an ass. Unattractive women are God's children too.
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                                          • BRAVES1985
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 05-23-10
                                            • 4250

                                            #22
                                            3 words ........ "i am gay"


                                            homer simpson
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                                            • Boner_18
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 08-24-08
                                              • 8301

                                              #23
                                              String her along and get her to do shit for you in the hopes that you will **** her. Have her pick up your dry cleaning, buy you new shoes, etc.

                                              Just don't get drunk and f\*\*k her.
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                                              • onetrickpony
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 08-23-10
                                                • 9434

                                                #24
                                                if she is a 5 or 6 then u have to do her
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                                                • marcoloco
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 07-05-10
                                                  • 3986

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by sneak-a-peak
                                                  Especially "friends of friends" that you will have to see again from time to time

                                                  Are you just a complete dick about it and point out the obvious?

                                                  Do you give a bullshit excuse?

                                                  Or are you polite and just say sorry but your not really my type?

                                                  Or what?
                                                  why turn them down? just give them your meat pole and call it drunken night
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                                                  • Saunders FTW
                                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                                    • 03-10-08
                                                    • 986

                                                    #26
                                                    Just tell her you are interested in someone else
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                                                    • sneak-a-peak
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 11-07-09
                                                      • 1373

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by marcoloco
                                                      why turn them down? just give them your meat pole and call it drunken night
                                                      cuz once they get that sneak peek of what its like to be with a love machine

                                                      they get hooked and will be trying to come back for more

                                                      and i cant be havin that with fugly's
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                                                      • ClimbSomeRocks
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 11-04-09
                                                        • 1081

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Tech N9ne
                                                        Why turn them down?
                                                        Just put a bag over their head
                                                        too far man, too far
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                                                        • ttwarrior1
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 06-23-09
                                                          • 28454

                                                          #29
                                                          take another drink
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                                                          • sundin4prez
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 03-09-10
                                                            • 1970

                                                            #30
                                                            i have done all of the above

                                                            say your not intrested, be a complete dick to them and bullshit excuses
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